1 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:04,880 -[man] I don't have custody 2 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:04,880 of the kids. 3 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:04,880 -[man 4 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:07,716 - I don't get custody. 5 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:07,716 -[woman] You know what? It is 6 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:07,716 an pathetic joke, 7 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:10,427 - what I've had to go through. 8 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:10,427 - But rght now, 9 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:10,427 she doesn't know 10 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,805 - where the kids are. 11 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,805 - Do not talk about me 12 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,805 as a mother. 13 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:15,599 - Are they at home? 14 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:15,599 - I'm sick of you talking 15 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:15,599 about me as a mother 16 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:18,226 - and what I've done wrong! 17 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:18,226 - They're probably at 18 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:18,226 a firehouse. 19 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,688 I am sick of you accusing me 20 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,688 of not being a good mother! 21 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,481 -Are they at home? 22 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,481 -Seven years I've been 23 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,149 -a good mother! 24 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,149 -I can't have custody. 25 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,819 -Remember when 26 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,819 we went out, how you-- 27 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,819 -Right now. Where is Tim 28 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:29,613 -right now? 29 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:29,613 -Don't you talk about me 30 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:29,613 being a mother. I hate you! 31 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:33,033 Hey, I got an idea. 32 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:33,033 Why don't you just 33 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:33,033 kiss my left nut? 34 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:35,786 -I told you this 35 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:35,786 was a bad idea. 36 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:35,786 -[Jeremy] You know what, Ken? 37 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:38,455 The bad idea would be 38 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:38,455 to let your client 39 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:38,455 walk outta here today 40 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:42,626 and drag this thing out for 41 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:42,626 another year, wasting more time 42 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:42,626 and wasting more money. 43 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:46,922 The only good idea is to let me 44 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:46,922 and John do our job and mediate 45 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:46,922 this thing right here. 46 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:50,801 You wanna hear the crazy thing? 47 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:50,801 I know it doesn't feel like it, 48 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:50,801 but we're making progress. 49 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:53,094 -[Jeremy] Mm-hmm. 50 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:53,094 -We settled the deal 51 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:53,094 with the cars. 52 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,806 Let's see, that takes 53 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,806 us to frequent flyer miles. 54 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,806 We're flying! 55 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,516 -[husband] 56 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,516 Those are mine. 57 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,516 -I want them. 58 00:00:57,558 --> 00:01:00,060 You know what? 59 00:00:57,558 --> 00:01:00,060 We're gonna split 'em right 60 00:00:57,558 --> 00:01:00,060 down the middle. 61 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:04,773 -How'd that be, Mr. Kroeger? 62 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:04,773 -It would be not-- not good at 63 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:04,773 all! I earned those miles! 64 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,818 -Yeah, you earned them flying 65 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,818 to Denver to meet your whore. 66 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,818 -Oh, Lord. 67 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,946 She's not afraid to 68 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,946 express herself sexually 69 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,946 if that's what you mean. 70 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,532 -She's a stripper, 71 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,532 for God's sake! 72 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,532 -She is not! 73 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:17,953 Her name is Chastity! 74 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:17,953 She is white trash! 75 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:17,953 Same as you. 76 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,246 Hillbilly! 77 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:22,332 That's it, 78 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:22,332 go comatose for me, baby. 79 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,376 You shut your mouth when 80 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,376 you're talkin' to me! 81 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,922 Hold it. This is 82 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,922 getting confusing. 83 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,882 You didn't always 84 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,882 hate each other. 85 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:32,843 There had to be some 86 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:32,843 nice moments, during 87 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:32,843 the courtship, maybe? 88 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,762 -Or the wedding? 89 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,762 -The wedding had to be fun! 90 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,389 -You have 91 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,389 your families together. 92 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,389 -You have your decorations. 93 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,475 Families coming together. 94 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,475 That's a nice moment. 95 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,475 What'd you have to eat? 96 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,310 -Crab cakes. 97 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,310 -Are you kidding me? 98 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:45,188 -How could you not have 99 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:45,188 a good time eating crab cakes? 100 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:45,188 -I love crab cakes. 101 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,774 I love 'em. 102 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,774 They're phenomenal. 103 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,358 -Did you have a band? 104 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,358 -Yeah. 105 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,945 -[John] Good or bad? 106 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,945 -It's a great band, 107 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,945 it's a bad band, 108 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:53,072 it's like pizza, baby. 109 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:53,072 It's good no matter what. 110 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,908 -There's music in the air! 111 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,908 -They're playing Shout 112 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,908 and you hate it. 113 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,786 -Yeah. ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-hey ♪ 114 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,786 - ♪ A little bit softer now 115 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,786 oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 116 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,704 -♪ Shout now, jump up 117 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,704 and shout now ♪ 118 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,704 -♪ Hey! ♪ 119 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,581 -[Jeremy] It's a good time. 120 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,581 -[John] Yeah. 121 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,917 Rubbin' up against each other, 122 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,917 just a couple of kids 123 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:07,252 who like to fuck, trying to 124 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:07,252 make it honest. I get it. 125 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:11,214 Guys, the real enemy here is 126 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:11,214 the institution of marriage. 127 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,092 It's not realistic, 128 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,092 it's crazy! 129 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,177 Don't do this for the 130 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,177 other person. It's about 131 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,177 saying yes to yourself 132 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,972 -and saying yes 133 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,972 to your future. 134 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,972 -Say yes. 135 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:21,141 And have some opportunities 136 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:21,141 for yourself. I'm sure 137 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:21,141 you'd love to be free, 138 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,769 maybe go out and meet some 139 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,769 Latin guy that can dance, 140 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:26,981 grind up on you, 141 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:26,981 make you feel dangerous 142 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:26,981 but also safe. 143 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:29,357 And how about you? 144 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:29,357 Don't you want to 145 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:29,357 get inside Chastity 146 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,192 without having to wonder 147 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,192 if everyone's gonna find out? 148 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,487 -[John] God, wouldn't 149 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,487 that be sweet? 150 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,487 -[Jeremy] Wouldn't that be nice? 151 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,530 And have some Latin guy 152 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,530 sweating all over you, 153 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,783 talking to you in languages 154 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,783 you don't understand, 155 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:41,453 -needing you, 156 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:41,453 wanting you, taking you? 157 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:41,453 -All we're trying to say is, 158 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,665 put your swords away 159 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,665 for a second. 160 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:47,417 Let's finish this 161 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:47,417 and let's move on. 162 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,711 Get out there and get 163 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,711 some strange ass. 164 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,965 Could you give her a glass 165 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,965 of water so she can take that? 166 00:02:57,469 --> 00:03:00,764 Hey, John, that's weird. 167 00:02:57,469 --> 00:03:00,764 That glass looks 168 00:02:57,469 --> 00:03:00,764 half full to me. 169 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:05,184 Wow, now that 170 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:05,184 you mention it, 171 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:05,184 it is half full. 172 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:09,857 He can have the miles. 173 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:13,401 Nah, sweetie, 174 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:13,401 you take the miles. 175 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,905 Great. Great! 176 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,905 Let's sign the paperwork 177 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,905 and we are done! 178 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,574 This is just semantics. 179 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,574 If you guys want to throw 180 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,574 a couple miles at us, 181 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,577 we'll take a couple. 182 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,577 The big thing is, is that 183 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,577 we're all movin' on. 184 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,246 Could you two just 185 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,246 not talk anymore? 186 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,457 [singing a capella] 187 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,555 -Oh, good, you got it. 188 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,555 Is it 100% goose down? 189 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,555 -Yes. 190 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,057 -Are you sure? 191 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,057 -Why do you need this? 192 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,684 I sleep over at John's house 193 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,684 every year for his birthday. 194 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,769 Okay, that's not creepy. 195 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,771 I guess it is 196 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,771 a little creepy 197 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,440 when a young man 198 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,440 who happens to be 199 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,440 an only child 200 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:55,610 loses both of his parents 201 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:55,610 in a tragic accident 202 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,445 -one month 203 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,445 before his birthday... 204 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,445 -[woman sighs] 205 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,614 ...and then has 206 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,614 a best friend make a vow 207 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,367 that he will never spend 208 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,367 his birthday alone again. 209 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:05,537 Maybe that would fall under 210 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:05,537 the category of creepy. 211 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,165 Oh, my God. 212 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,165 I'm so sorry. 213 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,876 -That's okay. 214 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,876 -No, you're really sweet. 215 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,711 I've got the perfect 216 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,711 girl for you. 217 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:16,297 Janice, I apologize to you 218 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:16,297 if I don't seem real eager 219 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,009 to jump into a forced, 220 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,009 awkward intimate situation 221 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:21,762 that people 222 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:21,762 like to call dating. 223 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:21,762 I don't like the feeling. 224 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,972 You're sitting there, 225 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,972 you're wondering, "Do I 226 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,972 have food on my face? 227 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,516 Am I eating? Am I talking 228 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,516 too much? Are they talking 229 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,516 enough? Am I interested? 230 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,268 I'm not really interested. 231 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,268 Should I play interested? 232 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,311 I'm not that 233 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,311 interested, but I think 234 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,311 she might be interested. 235 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,313 Do I want to be interested? 236 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,313 But now she's not interested." 237 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,441 So now, all of sudden I'm-- 238 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,441 I'm starting to get interested. 239 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,651 And when am I supposed 240 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,651 to kiss her? Do I have to 241 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,651 wait for the door? 242 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,570 'Cause then it's awkward, 243 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,570 it's like "Well, good night." 244 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,615 Do you do like, the ass-out hug? 245 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,615 Where you like-- you hug each 246 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,615 other like this, 247 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,909 and the ass sticks out 248 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,909 because you're trying 249 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,909 not to get too close. 250 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,578 Do you just go right in 251 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,578 and just kiss 'em on the lips 252 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,578 or don't kiss 'em at all? 253 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,872 It's very difficult trying 254 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,872 to read the situation 255 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,872 and all the while 256 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:52,375 you're just really wondering, 257 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:52,375 "Are we gonna get hopped enough 258 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:52,375 to make some bad decisions?" 259 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,129 And perhaps play a little 260 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,129 game called "Just the Tip." 261 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,089 Just for a second, 262 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,089 just to see how it feels, 263 00:04:57,131 --> 00:05:00,634 -or "Ouch, Ouch, 264 00:04:57,131 --> 00:05:00,634 You're on My Hair." 265 00:04:57,131 --> 00:05:00,634 -Okay. 266 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:03,386 Okay, can-- can you-- 267 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:03,386 can you put that so he-- 268 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:03,386 he can't see it? 269 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:06,974 And thank you. 270 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:06,974 Hey, Janice. Great talk. 271 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,017 -[car honking] 272 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,017 -[intercom beeps] 273 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,435 -John? 274 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,435 -Yeah? 275 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,520 I gotta see 276 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,520 you right away, 277 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,520 it's important. 278 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,399 What's going on? 279 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,612 We've got three really 280 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,612 big weeks ahead of us. 281 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,656 It's wedding season, kid! 282 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,741 You sandbagging 283 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,741 son of a bitch! 284 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,660 I got us down 285 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,660 for 17 of 'em already. 286 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,870 -Okay, now, how many 287 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,870 of 'em are cash bars? 288 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,870 -Great question, 289 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,081 love where your head's at, 290 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,081 and two of 'em actually are. 291 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:33,125 But... I got us covered. 292 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:39,589 -Purple hearts. We won't have 293 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:39,589 to pay for a drink all night. 294 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:39,589 -Oh yeah, perfect. 295 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:42,509 We are gonna have tons 296 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:42,509 and tons of opportunities 297 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:42,509 to meet gorgeous ladies 298 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,094 that are so aroused 299 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,094 by the thought of marriage, 300 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:45,762 that they'll throw their 301 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:45,762 inhibitions to the wind. 302 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,430 And who's gonna be there 303 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,430 to catch 'em? 304 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,683 Grab that net and catch that 305 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,683 beautiful butterfly, pal! 306 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,977 What do you like better? 307 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,977 Christmas or wedding season? 308 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:55,105 -Mr. Grey. 309 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:55,105 -Yes, um, the answer 310 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:55,105 would be, um... 311 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:57,607 -wedding season? 312 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:57,607 -Bingo. 313 00:05:57,649 --> 00:06:00,110 I'm gonna go get my suit. 314 00:05:57,649 --> 00:06:00,110 Oh, now who are we this time? 315 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:02,029 [chattering] 316 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:09,452 Hey, Lou Epstein, 317 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:09,452 I want you to meet a real 318 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:09,452 mensch, Chuck Schwartz. 319 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,912 Oh, stop. 320 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:22,174 And as we carry on 321 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:22,174 the tradition of thousands 322 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:22,174 of years, 323 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,467 we honor the eternal bond 324 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,845 that stretches 325 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,845 through the ages. 326 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:30,349 I have known this couple 327 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:30,349 for many years. 328 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:33,977 Deborah I've actually known 329 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:33,977 for her entire life. 330 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:38,648 I was at her house 331 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:38,648 when her parents brought 332 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:38,648 her home from the hospital, 333 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:42,069 and I was there 334 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:42,069 the day she graduated 335 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:42,069 from medical school. 336 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,738 Josh I have known 337 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,738 since his bar mitzvah, 338 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:47,949 which those of you 339 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:47,949 who were there 340 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:51,245 know it was not 341 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:51,245 a very pretty sight. 342 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,288 But he has pulled himself 343 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,288 together nicely 344 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:58,835 and has grown 345 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:58,835 into a remarkable 346 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:58,835 young man himself. 347 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:02,339 -[whispers] Okay. 348 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:02,339 -He never got the courage 349 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:02,339 to ask her out, 350 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:06,509 until 10 years later. 351 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:06,509 Josh was in the 352 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:06,509 emergency room, 353 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,427 and he saw Debra again 354 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,264 -and he said to himself... 355 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,264 -[whispers] Hi. 356 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:13,558 "Wait! That's the girl 357 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:13,558 I'm going to marry!" 358 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:18,230 -I now pronounce you 359 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:18,230 man and wife. 360 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:18,230 -[glass shatters] 361 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:20,732 [all] 362 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:20,732 Mazel tov! 363 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:25,279 Mazel tov, baby! 364 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:25,279 From my family to yours, 365 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:25,279 mazel tov. Beautiful. 366 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,197 [band playing 367 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,197 Hava Nagila ] 368 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,828 ♪ Hava nagila ♪ 369 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,705 ♪ Hava nagila ♪ 370 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:38,375 ♪ Hava nagila, 371 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:38,375 ba ba ba! ♪ 372 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,377 [all laughing] 373 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:42,379 Oh, my... 374 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,965 You sly son of a bitch. 375 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:48,969 -[screams] 376 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:48,969 -♪ Nagila, hava nagila 377 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:48,969 ve'nismecha ♪ 378 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,430 ♪ Hava nagila, hava... ♪ 379 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,848 Does anyone know what 380 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,848 this here is used for? 381 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:57,769 -Rolling a fatty. 382 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:57,769 -No, not-- not for-- 383 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:57,769 Where'd you learn that? 384 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,562 You want to get 385 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,562 a whole combination. 386 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,564 You gotta get 387 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,564 the frostings in the middle 388 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,564 and on the other end. 389 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:05,110 -♪ Ba-ba ba ba ♪ 390 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:05,110 -That's it, that's it, 391 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:05,110 that's it, that's it! 392 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,820 Come on! 393 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,572 [John] 394 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,572 You both look beautiful 395 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,572 up there today, 396 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,784 particularly Debbie 397 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,784 in that white dress. 398 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,784 Enjoy it. 399 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:16,163 After tomorrow, I don't think 400 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:16,163 you're gonna be able to get away 401 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:16,163 with wearing a white dress. 402 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:19,249 -[crowd laughing] 403 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:19,249 -Here, I'll just 404 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:19,249 pick this off, 405 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,542 I'll go grab 406 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,542 another piece. That's it. 407 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:26,173 -[kids] Ooh! 408 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:26,173 -Whoa. 409 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:27,674 In the words of 410 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:27,674 the old country... 411 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:29,676 - L'chaim! 412 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:29,676 -[all] L'chaim! 413 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,554 [jazz music playing] 414 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,272 [whispers] 415 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,272 Come here! 416 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,274 I want you to take this note, 417 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,274 bring it to that blonde girl. 418 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:46,234 Hurry, 'cause I'm 419 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:46,234 gonna time you. Go! 420 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:49,737 Hi. 421 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,284 Who gave this to you? 422 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,786 ♪ Oh, love ♪ 423 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,913 You know, I saw you 424 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,913 at the wedding. 425 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,832 -And? 426 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,832 -You were crying. 427 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,876 Oh, shit. You weren't 428 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,876 supposed to see that. 429 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,585 Now you probably think 430 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,585 I'm a big pussy. 431 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,172 No, you were so sweet. 432 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,172 Come here. 433 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,718 Look, I knew 434 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,718 I was never gonna be 435 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,718 a professional bullfighter, 436 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:14,471 -but that's 437 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:14,471 not why I did it. 438 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:14,471 -Weren't you scared? 439 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:16,390 Can I say yes? 440 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,978 [rock music playing] 441 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,652 -Sanjay Collins. 442 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,652 -Chuck Vindaloo, 443 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,321 excited to be here. 444 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,823 -Shamus O'Toole. 445 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,823 -Bobby O'Shea. 446 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,867 -And we're gonna 447 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,867 get drunk. 448 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,867 -Ha-ha! 449 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,828 ♪ Keep it comin', love, 450 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,828 keep it comin', love... ♪ 451 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,581 -Who is that? 452 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,581 -Uh, him. 453 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:45,043 Uh, I think that's 454 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:45,043 his kid Leonard. 455 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:45,043 The diabetic. 456 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,088 -Who is that? 457 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,088 -That's Luigi and Gina's 458 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,006 son Christopher. 459 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,006 You know, the banker. 460 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:54,844 Oh, that's Mae Lin's 461 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:54,844 adopted son Benny, 462 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:54,844 the veterinarian. 463 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,596 The French foreign legion? 464 00:09:56,637 --> 00:10:00,267 Yeah. We lost a lot 465 00:09:56,637 --> 00:10:00,267 of good men out there. 466 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,394 Wow, really? 467 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,394 Mount Everest? 468 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:06,689 I just don't like to talk 469 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:06,689 about it because we lost so 470 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:06,689 many good men out there. 471 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,358 Oh! 472 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,194 Lost so many 473 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,194 good men out there. 474 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,197 Playing with 475 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,197 the Yankees? 476 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,782 Yes, with the Yankees. 477 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:18,910 You lose good men 478 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:18,910 to trades and unruly fans. 479 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,538 I-- Look, I don't want 480 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,538 to talk about it, I'm sorry. 481 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,459 [chattering] 482 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,920 Tattoo on the lower back. 483 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,920 Might as well be 484 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,920 a bullseye. 485 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,173 You know how they say 486 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,173 we only use 10% 487 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,173 of our brains? 488 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:37,137 -Mm-hmm. 489 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:37,137 -I think we only use 490 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:37,137 10% of our hearts. 491 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,390 I feel so tiny 492 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,390 in your arms. 493 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,809 Really? 494 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,809 How tall are you? 495 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,145 I'm 6'5", but... 496 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,272 I feel like 497 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,272 I'm four feet. 498 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,274 And some poetry, 499 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,609 courtesy 500 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,609 of Sarah McLachlan. 501 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,904 ♪ You've been 502 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,904 so good to me♪ 503 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,073 ♪ You know you 504 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,073 make me wanna ♪ 505 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,992 ♪ Shout! Kick me 506 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,992 heels up and, whoo! ♪ 507 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,077 ♪ Shout! Throw my head 508 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,077 back and shout! Whoa! ♪ 509 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,497 - ♪ Kick my heels up 510 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,497 and shout! ♪ 511 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,497 -[all] Yeah! 512 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,333 -♪ Come on now, 513 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,333 take it easy ♪ 514 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,333 -♪ Shout! Shout! ♪ 515 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:09,669 -♪ Take it easy! Shout! ♪ 516 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:09,669 -♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 517 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,421 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 518 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,089 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 519 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,924 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 520 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,926 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 521 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,428 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 522 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,472 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 523 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,932 - ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 524 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,932 - ♪ All right ♪ 525 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,310 - ♪ Shout! Shout! ♪ 526 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,310 - ♪ All right ♪ 527 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,938 - ♪ Shout! Shout! Shout! ♪ 528 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,938 - ♪ All right! All right! ♪ 529 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,815 -The bride! 530 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,815 - ♪ Now, wait a minute... ♪ 531 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,109 All right let's go, 532 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,109 let's go, let's make a memory! 533 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:36,196 What are you gonna 534 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:36,196 do for an encore? 535 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:36,196 Walk on water? 536 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,281 Great guy, 537 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,281 he brung me along too. 538 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,700 ♪ Yeah-yeah, 539 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,700 yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah ♪ 540 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,578 - ♪ Woo! Now that I got--♪ 541 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,578 -Jesus. Come on! 542 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,578 Get in there. 543 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,664 -[John] Come on! Get in there! 544 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,664 -Come on! You're ruining it. 545 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:48,958 What, you want that cake? 546 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:48,958 You don't treat cake 547 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:48,958 like that. You gotta 548 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,127 -treat cake like a lady. 549 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,127 -Give her a kiss. 550 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,127 Look at that. 551 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,464 Oh, my God, 552 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,464 in front of all of 'em! 553 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,758 Ba ba ba. 554 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,758 Ah-ha-ha! Ooh-hoo! 555 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,556 And then everyone 556 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,556 said, "Jabroni!" 557 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,891 [all laughing] 558 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,852 Jabroni! 559 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,852 This fucking guy, 560 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,852 unbelievable! 561 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,480 -Hop in! 562 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,480 -[applause] 563 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,649 Now spread it around 564 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,649 on each other. 565 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,651 We need a picture of this. 566 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,651 They're crazy! 567 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,278 Bacio! Bacio! 568 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,075 Time to party! 569 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,661 Come on, 570 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,661 we need a picture. 571 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,661 Get a picture. Get a picture. 572 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:28,498 ♪ You've been so good to me, 573 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:28,498 you know you make me 574 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:28,498 want to shout! ♪ 575 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,917 ♪ Lift my heels up 576 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,917 and shout! Whoa! ♪ 577 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,086 ♪ Whoa! Throw my head 578 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,086 back and shout! ♪ 579 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:36,005 ♪ Kick my heels up and shout! 580 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:36,005 Come on now! Whoa! Whoa! ♪ 581 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,591 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 582 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,342 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 583 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,344 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 584 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,929 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 585 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,515 - ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 586 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,515 -Ooh. 587 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,849 -Hot. 588 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,849 - ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 589 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,101 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 590 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,519 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 591 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,354 ♪ Shout! 592 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,354 Now jump up and shout! ♪ 593 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,523 ♪ Now jump up 594 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,523 and shout now! ♪ 595 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,900 ♪ Jump up and shout now ♪ 596 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,402 ♪ Jump up 597 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,402 and shout now ♪ 598 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,195 ♪ Jump up and shout now ♪ 599 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:02,365 ♪ Everybody shout now, 600 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:02,365 everybody shout now ♪ 601 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:06,119 ♪ Everybody shout, 602 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:06,119 shout, shout, shout, 603 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:06,119 shout, shout, shout ♪ 604 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,871 ♪ Shout, shout, shout, 605 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,871 shout, shout, shout ♪ 606 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:12,292 - ♪ Oh! ♪ 607 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:12,292 - ♪ Shout, shout, shout, 608 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:12,292 sshout, shout, shout, shout♪ 609 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:12,292 hout, 610 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,377 ♪ Shout, shout, shout, 611 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,377 oh, shout ♪ 612 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,045 ♪ Whoa! Shout! ♪ 613 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,548 ♪ Oh! Shout, shout, 614 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,548 shout, shout! ♪ 615 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,924 ♪ Shout, shout, shout, shout ♪ 616 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,760 ♪ Shout, shout, 617 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,760 shout, shout ♪ 618 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,054 ♪ Shout, shout, shout, shout, 619 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,054 shout, shout, shout, shout ♪ 620 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,641 ♪ Shout, shout, shout, shout, 621 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,641 shout, shout, shout, shout ♪ 622 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,309 ♪ Oh! Shout! 623 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,309 Come on ♪ 624 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,562 ♪ Come on and shout! 625 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,562 Shout, shout, shout, shout ♪ 626 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:36,608 ♪ Shout, shout, shout, shout, 627 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:36,608 shout, shout, shout, shout ♪ 628 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,860 ♪ Shout, shout, shout, shout, 629 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,860 shout, shout, shout, shout ♪ 630 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,821 ♪ Shout, shout, shout, shout, 631 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,821 shout, shout, shout, shout ♪ 632 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,157 [giggling] 633 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,244 Oh, no, no, no. 634 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,246 Oh, I'm sorry. 635 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,291 Sarah, I feel like 636 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,291 I don't even know you. 637 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,335 It's Vivian. 638 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,255 [sighs] 639 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:03,884 Would you say you're 640 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:03,884 completely full of shit 641 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:03,884 or just 50%? 642 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,096 I hope just 50, 643 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,096 but who knows? 644 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,153 Ah. 645 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,200 Bet that blonde was 646 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,200 a real shot of life. 647 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,703 Yeah, real shot. 648 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,790 You don't think 649 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,790 we're being... 650 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,209 I don't want to say 651 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,209 sleazy, 'cause that's 652 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,209 not the right word, 653 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,961 but a little 654 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,961 irresponsible? I mean... 655 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,963 No! 656 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,299 One day, you'll look back 657 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,299 on all this and laugh, 658 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,885 say we were 659 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,885 young and stupid. 660 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,887 [chuckles] 661 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,806 A couple of dumb kids 662 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,806 running around. 663 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,976 We're not that young. 664 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,617 Hell of a season, pal. 665 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,536 Hell of a season. 666 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,713 Oh! Baba ganoush. 667 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,423 What do we got? 668 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,299 Christmas come early. 669 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,012 -[John] Secretary Cleary? 670 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,012 -The Secretary of the Treasury. 671 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,473 The guy you loved 672 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,473 since business school. 673 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,473 Don't thank me. 674 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,893 I don't know. 675 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,893 I mean, I thought 676 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,893 the season was over. 677 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,019 I was looking forward 678 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,019 to kinda taking a break 679 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,019 for a little bit. 680 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,646 John, what are you 681 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,646 talking about? 682 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,523 This is 683 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,523 the Kentucky Derby 684 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,523 of weddings. 685 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,776 It's the Clearys. 686 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,776 They're an American institution. 687 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:46,446 Pal, there's gonna be 688 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:46,446 over 200 single women 689 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:46,446 at this wedding. 690 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,823 Not to mention, if you 691 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,823 look here, they got 692 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,823 three live bands, 693 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,367 they got oysters, snacks, 694 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,367 phenomenal finger food. 695 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:55,037 I'm tired, okay? 696 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:55,037 My feet hurt. 697 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:55,037 My voice is hoarse. 698 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,415 Oh, please don't take 699 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,415 a turn to Negative Town. 700 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,626 What are you talking about? 701 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,626 Who's getting negative? 702 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,044 Well, at the Buckner 703 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,044 nuptials you were sitting 704 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,044 and sulking in the corner. 705 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,547 I wasn't sulking. 706 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,547 I twisted my ankle. 707 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,215 Rule 708 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,217 Do not sit in 709 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,217 the corner and sulk. 710 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,261 It draws attention to you 711 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,261 in a negative way. 712 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,555 Draw attention to yourself, 713 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,555 but on your own terms. 714 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,599 Please don't quote 715 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,599 the rules to me, 716 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,599 I know them. 717 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,352 When Chaz Reinhold 718 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,352 passed the sacred rules 719 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,352 of wedding crashing onto us 720 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,564 12 years ago, 721 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,564 he gave us a legacy. 722 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,441 You make it sound 723 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,441 like a cult, okay? 724 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,735 And from everything 725 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,735 you've told me about Chaz, 726 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,735 he sounds like a kook! 727 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:29,071 You bite your tongue. 728 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:29,071 Chaz Reinhold is not a kook! 729 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,449 He is a brave 730 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,449 and a decent man. 731 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,449 He is a pioneer! 732 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,661 He lived with his mother 733 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,661 till he was 40! She tried 734 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,661 to poison his oatmeal! 735 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,663 Erroneous! Erroneous. 736 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,456 Erroneous 737 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,456 on both counts! 738 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,583 Oh, Lord. 739 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,583 Here we go again. 740 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:44,003 What you should be worried 741 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:44,003 about is not Chaz Reinhold, 742 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:44,003 who is in the hall of fame. 743 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,840 What you should 744 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,840 be worried about 745 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,840 is you're getting sloppy. 746 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:50,593 Now, if you sit there 747 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:50,593 and expect me to go 748 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:50,593 out on a limb 749 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,137 and try to pull off 750 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,137 the greatest crash 751 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,137 of all time, 752 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,055 I gotta know that 753 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,055 your head's right. 754 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,894 There is no room 755 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,894 for error. 756 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,355 Secret Service. 757 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,355 Consequences. 758 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,107 I love your enthusiasm. 759 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,110 If I do this, 760 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,110 I don't wanna half-ass it. 761 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,654 I want it well planned. 762 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,948 He's back! 763 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,408 All right, partner. 764 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,408 We'll start scheming 765 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,408 tonight, okay? 766 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,118 -Sounds good. 767 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,118 -If you need me, 768 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,118 I'll be on line six. 769 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:16,995 Okay. 770 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,960 Could be fun. 771 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,879 [people chattering] 772 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,348 -Wow. 773 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,348 -[woman] Mr. Senator. 774 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,433 -Congratulations, Kathleen. 775 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,433 -Thank you. 776 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,602 -Bill, congratulations. 777 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,602 -Thank you, Senator. 778 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,689 -Secretary, they just 779 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,689 grow up so damn fast. 780 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,689 -That's the truth. 781 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,651 -Okay. Let's do 782 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,651 our pregame. 783 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,651 -What do you got? 784 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:53,031 A few articles 785 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:53,031 on Secretary Cleary's 786 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:53,031 economic policies. 787 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,325 There's also a roster 788 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,325 of key family members, 789 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,325 a glossary, sailing terms. 790 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,995 -Sailing? 791 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,995 -Sailing's like sex to 792 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,995 these people. They love it. 793 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:02,164 Harvard, Kennedy 794 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:02,164 School of Government, 795 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:02,164 mom's big with charities, 796 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,624 blah, blah, blah. 797 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,419 Three daughters, one son. 798 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,419 I get it. Good work. 799 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,587 Good. 800 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,854 Let me see 801 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,854 that again, please. 802 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,690 Handsome. 803 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,692 Okay, what's 804 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,692 our backstory? 805 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,904 We're brothers 806 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,904 from New Hampshire, 807 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,904 we're venture capitalists. 808 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,906 I'm sick of that! 809 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,323 Let's be from Vermont 810 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,868 and let's have an emerging 811 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,868 maple syrup conglomerate. 812 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,704 Wait, that's stupid. 813 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,704 We don't know anything 814 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,704 about maple syrup. 815 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,457 I happen to know everything 816 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,457 there is to know about maple 817 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,457 syrup. I love maple syrup. 818 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,042 I love maple syrup 819 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,042 on pancakes. 820 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,044 I love it on pizza. 821 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,044 I like to take maple syrup 822 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,046 and put a little bit in my hair 823 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,046 when I've had a rough week. 824 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,006 What do you think 825 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,006 holds it up, slick? 826 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,008 It's the first quarter 827 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,008 of the big game and you 828 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,008 want to toss up a Hail Mary! 829 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,511 I'd like to be pimps from 830 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,511 Oakland or cowboys from Arizona, 831 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,511 but it's not Halloween! 832 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,556 Grow up, Peter Pan! 833 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,556 Count Chocula! 834 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,182 Look, we been 835 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,182 to a million weddings. 836 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,477 And guess what? 837 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,477 We've rocked 'em all! 838 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,479 [orchestral music plays] 839 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,397 [crowd chattering] 840 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,986 Great day. 841 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,404 -[whispers] 842 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,404 The eagle has landed. 843 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,404 -The big show. 844 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:18,950 Hey, hey. Fifth row back 845 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:18,950 with the fancy hat. 846 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,452 [Jeremy] 847 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,452 I like that. 848 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,956 No. No, don't waste your 849 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,956 time on girls with hats, 850 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,956 they tend to be very proper. 851 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,458 [Jeremy] 852 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,458 Yeah? 853 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,419 The proper girl in 854 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,419 the hat just eye-fucked 855 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,419 the shit outta me. 856 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,048 [whispers] 857 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,048 I'm sorry. 858 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:38,094 Why don't you say it 859 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:38,094 a little louder? I don't 860 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:38,094 think the priest heard you. 861 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,972 Look, John, I'm sorry 862 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,972 I'm not sorry, okay? 863 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,932 I'm not gonna apologize. 864 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,932 I'm a cocksman. 865 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,686 Tourette's. 866 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,981 -Frank Myers. 867 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,981 -John Ryan. Say hello 868 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,981 to my brother Jeremy. 869 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:53,985 Hi, how are you? 870 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:53,985 So, um, how do you 871 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:53,985 know the groom? 872 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,612 -We are Uncle Ned's kids. 873 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,612 -Mm-hmm. 874 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,656 Uncle Ned. 875 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:02,493 -Is he Liz's brother? 876 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:02,493 -Uncle Ned, the brother 877 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:02,493 of Aunt Liz. 878 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,411 How is everybody? 879 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,664 Well, Dad kinda putters 880 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,664 around the house. 881 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,083 Aunt Liz sends her best. 882 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,083 She couldn't make it. 883 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,919 Uh, yeah, I know. 884 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,919 Uh, ah... 885 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,504 She's dead. 886 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,590 From the grave. 887 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,718 She sends her best 888 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,718 from the grave. 889 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,553 We've become 890 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,553 extremely spiritual 891 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,930 -ever since she passed. 892 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,930 -I see. 893 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,307 But thank you so much 894 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,307 for your kindness, brother. 895 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,894 Lord knows 896 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,894 we need family now 897 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,894 more than ever. 898 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,146 -You're welcome. 899 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,146 -Thank you. 900 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,609 How many times are you 901 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,609 gonna do this shit? 902 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,196 Rule 903 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,196 You don't commit 904 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,196 to a relative 905 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,823 unless you're 906 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,823 absolutely positive 907 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,823 that they have a pulse. 908 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,325 [whispers] 909 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,325 Rule 16: Give me 910 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,325 an up-to-date family tree. 911 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,578 That was your mistake. 912 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,578 You made me look 913 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,578 like an idiot. 914 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,705 Rule 915 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,705 play like a champion. 916 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,584 [ Canon in D 917 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,584 playing] 918 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,094 Hello, Red. 919 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,140 -Dibs. 920 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,140 -She's all yours. 921 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,977 I ain't gonna 922 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,977 fight you. 923 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,897 [organ playing 924 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,897 Here Comes the Bride ] 925 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,878 I think 926 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,878 we've got a crier. 927 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,798 -No shot. 928 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,798 -20 bucks. 929 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,674 -Make it 40. 930 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,674 -Done. 931 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,011 [cries] 932 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,972 Oh, are you kidding me? 933 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,724 It's beautiful. 934 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,724 It's moving. 935 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,724 It's a wedding. 936 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,476 And now 937 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,476 for our next reading, 938 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:54,897 I'd like to ask 939 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:54,897 the bride's sister Gloria 940 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,941 up to the lectern. 941 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,901 $20, 942 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,901 1 Corinthians. 943 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,237 Double or nothing, 944 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,237 Colossians 3:12. 945 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:07,243 And now a reading from 946 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:07,243 Paul's first letter 947 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:07,243 to the Corinthians. 948 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:11,330 -[imitates gunshots] 949 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:11,330 -"Love is patient, 950 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:11,330 love is kind." 951 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:14,625 As you all know, 952 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:14,625 Craig and Christina 953 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,670 are quite 954 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,670 the sailing enthusiasts. 955 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,338 In that light, 956 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,924 they have elected 957 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,924 to exchange vows 958 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,384 which they themselves 959 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,384 have written. 960 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,305 [priest] 961 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,305 The ring. 962 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,057 I, Craig, 963 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,768 take you, Christina, 964 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,768 to be my wife, 965 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:36,230 my best friend 966 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:36,230 and my first mate... 967 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,773 [snickers] 968 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:42,320 ...through sickness and health, 969 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:42,320 clear skies and squalls. 970 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,570 [laughing] 971 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,991 I'm sorry, 972 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,991 I have a tickle 973 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,991 in my throat. 974 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,366 [clears throat] 975 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:51,745 I, Christina, 976 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:51,745 take you, Craig, 977 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,706 to be my best friend, 978 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,791 [cries] 979 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,791 and my captain... 980 00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,338 to be your anchor 981 00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,338 and your sail... 982 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,215 Well, this is a first. 983 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,425 -...your starboard 984 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,425 and your port. 985 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,425 -[snorts] 986 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:10,639 And now I pronounce you 987 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:10,639 husband and wife. 988 00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:12,725 You may kiss 989 00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:12,725 the first mate. 990 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,353 -[laughing] 991 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,353 -[guests applauding] 992 00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:17,230 [Mendelssohn's 993 00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:17,230 Wedding March playing] 994 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,711 [playing swing music] 995 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,642 [sighs] 996 00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:58,854 Sorry, just-- 997 00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:58,854 just a sampler. 998 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,689 Told you this would 999 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,689 be classy, right? 1000 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:05,027 Yes, you did, class, 1001 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:05,027 first class all the way. 1002 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:05,027 You were not lying. 1003 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,528 Class, class, class. 1004 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,201 They've got some kind 1005 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,201 of seasoning on here. 1006 00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:14,120 It must be sprinkled. 1007 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,997 Okay, go get us seats near, 1008 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,997 but not too near, 1009 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,997 the bridal party. 1010 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,625 I'm gonna go 1011 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,625 drop this box of 1012 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,625 fresh Wyoming air. 1013 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,669 And if you see any crab cakes, 1014 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,669 get your hands on some 1015 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,463 -'cause I love 1016 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,463 the crab cakes. 1017 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,463 -Consider it done. 1018 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:28,008 [ Fly Me to the Moon 1019 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:28,008 playing] 1020 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:32,888 -Fondue set. 1021 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:32,888 -Excuse me? 1022 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:35,891 The present you're holding is 1023 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:35,891 a sterling silver fondue set. 1024 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:39,061 -John Ryan. 1025 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:39,061 -Claire Cleary. 1026 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,896 Uh, so how 1027 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,896 do you know that? 1028 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,399 Well... 1029 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,399 I'm a psychic. 1030 00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:45,025 -You're psychic? 1031 00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:45,025 -I am. 1032 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:46,777 -Really? 1033 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:46,777 -Yes. 1034 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:50,406 -What's that one? 1035 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:50,406 -Knife set. German. 1036 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:50,406 Very nice. 1037 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,074 Hmm. And that? 1038 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:54,368 -Cotton linens, Egyptian. 1039 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:54,368 -Ooh. 1040 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,494 -What about that? 1041 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,494 -Oh, I'll go all day. 1042 00:24:56,536 --> 00:25:00,749 Place settings, candlesticks, 1043 00:24:56,536 --> 00:25:00,749 crystal stemware-- which they'll 1044 00:24:56,536 --> 00:25:00,749 probably never use 1045 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,793 'cause it's... 1046 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,793 crystal stemware. 1047 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,545 -Okay, how about that? 1048 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,545 -This? 1049 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:09,091 Uh... massage oils 1050 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:09,091 and a book on tantra 1051 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,135 from the wacky aunt. 1052 00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:16,098 Let's check. 1053 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,309 -Who's it from? 1054 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,309 -Aunt Millie. 1055 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:21,145 -Yes! 1056 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:21,145 -Well, you-- 1057 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:21,145 you have a gift. 1058 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:24,482 I know. Unfortunately 1059 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:24,482 my powers only apply to 1060 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:24,482 useless consumer products. 1061 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:27,693 Well, you know, 1062 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:27,693 if the police are missing 1063 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:27,693 a Belgian waffle maker 1064 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,111 you could, um, 1065 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,111 give 'em a hand. 1066 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:33,615 -Claire, we need you 1067 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:33,615 for pictures. 1068 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:33,615 -Okay. 1069 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,617 -Who's your friend? 1070 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,617 -This is John Ryan. 1071 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,371 -Hello. 1072 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,371 -Excuse us. 1073 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,626 [Jeremy] 1074 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,626 Could I just have one more 1075 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,626 of the samplers here? 1076 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,753 -Good. 1077 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,753 -What have we got? 1078 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,464 Come back with 1079 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,464 some more stuff. 1080 00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,133 That's good, though. 1081 00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,133 These bacon-wrapped 1082 00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,133 scallops, phenomenal. 1083 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:53,469 Okay, so what angle 1084 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:53,469 you gonna play here? 1085 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:56,263 I'm gonna go with 1086 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:56,263 the balloon-animal 1087 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:56,263 display for the kids, 1088 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,098 and then when she comes 1089 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,098 close to check it out, 1090 00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,808 -guess who's a broken man? 1091 00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,808 Haunted past, that's it. 1092 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:02,228 -Haunted past. Excellent. 1093 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:02,228 -How about you? 1094 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,104 I'm gonna dance with 1095 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,104 the little flower girl 1096 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,648 -or I might be a charter 1097 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,648 member of Oprah's book club. 1098 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,648 -It's all deadly. 1099 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,317 -Yes. 1100 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,317 -I'll see you in a little. 1101 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,653 Final touch. 1102 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,653 There it is. 1103 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:15,491 One happy elephant. 1104 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:15,491 All right. 1105 00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:17,284 Who else 1106 00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:17,284 wants something? 1107 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:18,827 I want a bicycle. 1108 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:23,123 A bicycle? 1109 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:23,123 Well, a bicycle, that would 1110 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:23,123 take a lot of balloons 1111 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,958 and honestly, Uncle Jeremy's 1112 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,958 a little tired right now 1113 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,711 so why don't we do 1114 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,711 something like, uh... 1115 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,711 let's say a giraffe? 1116 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,922 I just want a bicycle! 1117 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,676 Why-- why are 1118 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,676 you yelling at me? 1119 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:36,470 Whatever, make me 1120 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:36,470 a bicycle, clown! 1121 00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:44,978 I'm gonna make 1122 00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:44,978 you a bicycle. 1123 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,064 But I don't want 1124 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,064 to make you a bicycle. 1125 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,982 Shut your mouth, 1126 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,982 funny guy, and make it! 1127 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,153 You got it. 1128 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:57,283 There you go. Yeah! 1129 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,492 You got it! 1130 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,464 Let's see how you do 1131 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,464 with somebody your own age. 1132 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,882 I think I'm up 1133 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,882 to the challenge. 1134 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,801 All right, will you 1135 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,801 save me a dance 1136 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,801 for later? 1137 00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:19,138 -Maybe. 1138 00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:19,138 -[chuckles] Okay. 1139 00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:26,353 [clears throat, 1140 00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:26,353 chuckles] 1141 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:33,527 [Jeremy] 1142 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:33,527 Go on, take it, 1143 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:33,527 you hyena. 1144 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,821 Don't say 1145 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,821 thank you. 1146 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:38,115 Hi. You're good. 1147 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:41,034 That thing? 1148 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:41,034 I'm just warming up. 1149 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:41,034 Last week I did a, uh, 1150 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,203 exact replica of-- 1151 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,203 to scale-- of Wrigley Field. 1152 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,789 -Ha! 1153 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,789 -Honest to God. I don't 1154 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,789 have anywhere to put it. 1155 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,417 Okay, then I'll 1156 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,417 take a sportscar. 1157 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,294 How about a dance? 1158 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:52,254 That's what 1159 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:52,254 I really wanted. 1160 00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:55,090 [swing music playing] 1161 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,622 So how long have you 1162 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,622 and the Secretary 1163 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,622 been married? 1164 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:27,956 30 years next April. 1165 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,542 Oh, that's beautiful. 1166 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,918 Yeah, and we were 1167 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,918 faithful for two of them. 1168 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,839 -Hmm? 1169 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,839 -Enjoy the party. 1170 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:44,056 -[man] Congratulations, 1171 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:44,056 Mr. Secretary. 1172 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:44,056 -Thanks. 1173 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,145 Secretary Cleary, 1174 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,145 John Ryan. 1175 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:52,981 -Hi, John. 1176 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:52,981 -I just wanted to tell 1177 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:52,981 you how much I enjoyed 1178 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:56,360 your position paper 1179 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:56,360 on economic expansion 1180 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:56,360 in Micronesia. 1181 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,696 You've read 1182 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,696 my position paper? 1183 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:02,782 -I read it while I was 1184 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:02,782 sailing my boat to Bermuda. 1185 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:02,782 -A sailor? 1186 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:05,661 -Good man, take a seat. 1187 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:05,661 -Oh, thanks. 1188 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,663 You didn't happen 1189 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,663 to catch my speech 1190 00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,832 on the Paraguayan debt 1191 00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,832 and money supply issue, 1192 00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,832 did you? 1193 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:13,168 Are you kidding me? 1194 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:13,168 I thought it was great. 1195 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:15,754 Your argument 1196 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:15,754 for the inverse ratio 1197 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:18,465 of capitalization 1198 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:18,465 to debt was genius. 1199 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,843 Now, if we can just get 1200 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,843 Congress not to be 1201 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,843 so shortsighted. 1202 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:25,805 Yes! Well put. 1203 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:25,805 Shortsighted. 1204 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:29,017 John, what do you say 1205 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:29,017 you and I head out 1206 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:29,017 to the deck 1207 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:31,853 -and light up 1208 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:31,853 a couple of cigars? 1209 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:31,853 -Stogies? 1210 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,813 -Yeah. 1211 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,813 -Why not? 1212 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:36,775 It's just that we 1213 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:36,775 lost a lot of really 1214 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:36,775 good men out there. 1215 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,988 I'm sorry. 1216 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,283 Gloria, I think I gotta 1217 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,283 go get some fresh air. 1218 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,954 Thank you so much 1219 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,954 for the dance and it was 1220 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,954 wonderful to meet you. 1221 00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:53,792 I wish 1222 00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:53,792 I was stronger. 1223 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,801 Jeremy! 1224 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:05,971 Jeremy, wait up! 1225 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,767 [Secretary Cleary] 1226 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,767 Well, the guy wants 1227 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,767 to run for President. 1228 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,352 -[John laughing] 1229 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,352 -Oh, so you're hiding, I see. 1230 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,605 He thinks Moby Dick 1231 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,605 is a venereal disease. 1232 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:17,399 -[laughing] 1233 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:17,399 -Well, that's 1234 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:17,399 what I need. Claire. 1235 00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:19,985 Sorry to interrupt. 1236 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:22,070 Um, Christina 1237 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:22,070 wants to talk to you. 1238 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:24,406 -Fun's over. 1239 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:24,406 -[laughs] 1240 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,992 -Yeah. 1241 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,992 -Funny. 1242 00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:30,287 -[Secretary Cleary] Franklin! 1243 00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:30,287 -What a great guy. 1244 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,914 You are a big hit 1245 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,914 at this wedding. 1246 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:36,293 Well, everyone's 1247 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:36,293 so nice. It's easy. 1248 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:39,838 [whispers] 1249 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:39,838 They're all full of shit. 1250 00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:43,676 -What? 1251 00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:43,676 -Half of these people 1252 00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:43,676 are here because of my dad. 1253 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:47,554 They're all just, you know, 1254 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:47,554 suckling at the power teat. 1255 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:49,807 No, no. 1256 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:53,310 Come on, they're here because 1257 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:53,310 they want to believe they're 1258 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:53,310 in the presence of true love. 1259 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:56,355 That's why people come 1260 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:56,355 to weddings, 'cause they 1261 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:56,355 wanna believe in true love. 1262 00:30:57,690 --> 00:30:59,191 What's true love? 1263 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:04,863 True love is 1264 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:04,863 your soul's recognition of 1265 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:04,863 its counterpoint in another. 1266 00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:12,871 Well, it's a little cheesy, 1267 00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:12,871 but... I like it. 1268 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:14,665 Uh, I saw it 1269 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:14,665 on a bumper sticker. 1270 00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,625 [giggles] 1271 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:19,044 -So, you gonna 1272 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:19,044 give a toast? 1273 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:19,044 -Yes. 1274 00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:21,046 -Nervous? 1275 00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:21,046 -Mm... little bit. Um... 1276 00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:22,339 What are you gonna say? 1277 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:25,133 Would you? 1278 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,093 You keep it 1279 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,093 in your cleavage. 1280 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:28,928 [giggles] 1281 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:28,928 Nowhere else to put it. 1282 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,806 Normally, I'm not very 1283 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,806 good at these things, 1284 00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:33,308 but I-- I think 1285 00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:33,308 this one's pretty good. 1286 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,602 "I never thought my sister 1287 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,602 would find someone 1288 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:38,397 who cared about what 1289 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:38,397 other people thought 1290 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:38,397 as much as she did... 1291 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,858 -until I met Craig"? 1292 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,858 -[giggles] Yes! 1293 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:44,737 That's funny! 1294 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:44,737 That's funny because it's true. 1295 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:44,737 You know, people like funny. 1296 00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:47,947 I know. But the whole 1297 00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:47,947 funny-because-it's-true bit 1298 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,283 only works if the truth 1299 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,283 is a small thing 1300 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,495 like "Everyone knows, 1301 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,495 Jennifer likes to shop," 1302 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,495 ha ha ha. 1303 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,997 I think you're better 1304 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,997 off going with something 1305 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,997 from the heart, honestly. 1306 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,208 I think that people 1307 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,208 are gonna like this. 1308 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,252 I think you're 1309 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,252 gonna hear crickets. 1310 00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:02,337 -I thing you're wrong. 1311 00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:02,337 -Sounds of silence. 1312 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:04,590 -Nope. 1313 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:04,590 -Okay, go walk the plank. 1314 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:06,925 -Mmm-mm. 1315 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:06,925 I'm sticking to it. 1316 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:06,925 -Go ahead. 1317 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,343 Hey, meet me 1318 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,343 at the back of the room. 1319 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,178 I'll be the guy waiting 1320 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,178 to say "I told you so." 1321 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,642 Good luck! 1322 00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:19,479 And so, after my 1323 00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:19,479 ninth stint in rehab, 1324 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,607 um, Craig-- 1325 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:23,692 Oh, Craig. 1326 00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:26,779 Craig was the only one 1327 00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:26,779 who still believed in me. 1328 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,656 Been sober now 1329 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,656 for eight months. 1330 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,658 [laughing nervously] 1331 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,326 And, uh... 1332 00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:35,662 I thank God every day, 1333 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:39,374 for sending me 1334 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:39,374 a friend like Craig. 1335 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:42,502 -I love you, man. 1336 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:42,502 -[all applauding] 1337 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,227 I never thought that 1338 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,227 my sister would find someone 1339 00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:00,813 who cared about what 1340 00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:00,813 other people thought 1341 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:03,106 as much as she did 1342 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:03,106 until I met Craig. 1343 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,692 [silence] 1344 00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:11,531 Um... 1345 00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:11,531 as you all know, 1346 00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:14,326 my sister and Craig 1347 00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:14,326 are both lawyers 1348 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:16,912 at big law firms 1349 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:16,912 in New York. 1350 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:20,290 But that's not 1351 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:20,290 the only thing 1352 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:20,290 they have in common. 1353 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,335 Um, they both like 1354 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,335 the color green, 1355 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:26,755 like Craig's eyes 1356 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:26,755 and money. 1357 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:33,345 Um, uh... 1358 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:48,234 You know, someone 1359 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:48,234 once told me that 1360 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,904 true love is... 1361 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:53,615 the soul's recognition of 1362 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:53,615 its counterpoint in another. 1363 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,578 And I think that 1364 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,578 that's a very rare thing 1365 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,578 in this world. 1366 00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:04,042 [giggles nervously] 1367 00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:04,042 And I think it's something 1368 00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:04,042 to be valued. 1369 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,962 And I'm just really happy 1370 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,962 that my big sister's found it. 1371 00:34:07,004 --> 00:34:10,507 Uh, congratulations, Chris. 1372 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:12,551 -[applause] 1373 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:12,551 - [jazz music playing] 1374 00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:26,565 Ah! That was amazing! 1375 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,149 It was really great. 1376 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:31,737 We should probably head back 1377 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:31,737 so they're not looking for us. 1378 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:35,908 I always knew 1379 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:35,908 my first time 1380 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:35,908 would be on a beach. 1381 00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,826 -[sighing] 1382 00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,826 -First time? 1383 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,748 -You were a virgin? 1384 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,748 -Mm-hmm. 1385 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:44,165 Wow. 1386 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:47,753 Jeremy, we're gonna 1387 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:47,753 be so happy together. 1388 00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:49,755 I love you. 1389 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:52,131 -I'm sorry? 1390 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:52,131 -I love you! 1391 00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:54,051 [giggles] 1392 00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:04,227 -You totally saved me. 1393 00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:04,227 -No. 1394 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,521 -Yes. 1395 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,521 -[man] Claire, come on. 1396 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,521 Come on. 1397 00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:08,106 [man] Mm! 1398 00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:10,609 Oh, baby, 1399 00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:10,609 you were awesome. 1400 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,444 -No. 1401 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,444 -Listen to me. Awesome. 1402 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,112 Okay. 1403 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,112 [giggles] 1404 00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:17,574 -Uh, John, this is-- 1405 00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:17,574 this is my boyfriend, Sack. 1406 00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:17,574 -Hey, fella. 1407 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,534 How you doing? 1408 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:22,621 -Listen, we've gotta 1409 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:22,621 go meet the Schreibers. 1410 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:22,621 -Okay, was great to meet you. 1411 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:23,997 [whispers] 1412 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:23,997 Thank you! 1413 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:28,209 Boom, I gotcha! 1414 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,128 [laughing] 1415 00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:32,047 Oh, great! 1416 00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:32,047 It's good to see you. 1417 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:34,883 I've been looking all over 1418 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:34,883 for you. I gotta get 1419 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:34,883 outta here pronto. 1420 00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:37,010 -I've got 1421 00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:37,010 a stage five clinger. 1422 00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:37,010 -No, no, I need more time. 1423 00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:39,137 Did you hear what 1424 00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:39,137 I just said to you? 1425 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:42,307 Stage five? Virgin? 1426 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:42,307 Clinger? Let's go. 1427 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:42,307 I'm gonna start the car. 1428 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:43,683 I'm serious, 1429 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:43,683 let's go. 1430 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,396 I don't think that 1431 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,396 you're appreciating 1432 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,396 the urgency here. 1433 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:50,857 Not only is she a virgin, 1434 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:50,857 she's totally off 1435 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:50,857 the reservation. 1436 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,150 I'm terrified 1437 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,150 of this broad. 1438 00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:56,822 -There you are! 1439 00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:56,822 -Hey! Gloria, wow! 1440 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,865 What a coincidence, 1441 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,865 I was just singing 1442 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,865 your praises. 1443 00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,533 -This is John Ryan. 1444 00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,533 -Oh, hi. 1445 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:02,535 -Yeah. 1446 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:02,535 -So my family 1447 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:02,535 and a few friends, 1448 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,412 we're all going back 1449 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,412 to our little place 1450 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,412 on the shore, 1451 00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:07,666 -and it would be so great 1452 00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:07,666 if you guys came. 1453 00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:07,666 -Really? 1454 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:09,250 -Sounds sort of 1455 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:09,250 wonderful. 1456 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:09,250 -I am-- 1457 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:11,336 Well it does, it sounds-- 1458 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:11,336 it sounds very nice. 1459 00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:13,130 But-- but I'm flattered 1460 00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:13,130 that you would 1461 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,465 even think of me 1462 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,465 to include me in something 1463 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,465 like that, Gloria. Thank you. 1464 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,426 It kills me, however, 1465 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,426 to have to tell you 1466 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,426 I'm sorry, 1467 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:21,179 -I just-- timing's no good. 1468 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:21,179 I won't be able to make it. 1469 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:21,179 -Why? 1470 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,932 -It's gonna be so much fun! 1471 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:26,559 I'm sure it 1472 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:26,559 will be fun for the-- 1473 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:26,559 for the people that are going. 1474 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,270 I-- I unfortunately can't go. 1475 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,270 I-- I don't have, um-- 1476 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:30,939 I only have 1477 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:30,939 this monkey suit. 1478 00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:32,816 -I don't have any clothes. 1479 00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:32,816 -No, we have everything 1480 00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:32,816 you need. 1481 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:35,443 -Problem solved. 1482 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:35,443 Problem solved! 1483 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:35,443 -The problem's not solved. 1484 00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:37,029 -The problem's not solved. 1485 00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:37,029 -Deal us in. 1486 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:39,614 Oh, cool, cool, cool! 1487 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:39,614 I'm gonna run it 1488 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:39,614 by my dad! Ah! 1489 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:41,366 Hey, don't ask your dad! 1490 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:41,366 Don't ask your dad! Don't-- 1491 00:36:41,407 --> 00:36:43,618 -The train's going. 1492 00:36:41,407 --> 00:36:43,618 We gotta get on. 1493 00:36:41,407 --> 00:36:43,618 -Well, that's true. Why don't-- 1494 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:45,203 -Why don't you just 1495 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:45,203 feed me to the lions? 1496 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:45,203 -What? 1497 00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,122 -Step on my head 1498 00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,122 when I'm drowning. 1499 00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,122 -What? 1500 00:36:47,164 --> 00:36:48,665 What a great friend. 1501 00:36:47,164 --> 00:36:48,665 What do you mean "what"? 1502 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,333 John, this is completely 1503 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,333 against the rules. 1504 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,170 You have a wedding 1505 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,170 and a reception 1506 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,170 to seal the deal. Period. 1507 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,088 -There's no overtime. 1508 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,088 -Oh, no overtime? 1509 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:56,798 -No! 1510 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:56,798 -What about the Chang 1511 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:56,798 wedding three years ago? 1512 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,551 -Oh, that's bullshit. 1513 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,551 -Yeah, yeah. Thought 1514 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,551 I forgot about that. 1515 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,220 2:00 A.M., you dragged me 1516 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,220 50 miles to watch 1517 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,220 you and some chick 1518 00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:05,306 play mahjong with 1519 00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:05,306 her grandmother at 1520 00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:05,306 a retirement home. 1521 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:06,558 Yeah, completely 1522 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:06,558 different situation. 1523 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,143 -How? 1524 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,143 -What do you mean "how"? 1525 00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:10,062 She was a very, very 1526 00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:10,062 family-oriented girl. 1527 00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:12,313 And she was very 1528 00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:12,313 into her grandmother. 1529 00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:12,313 They're very family-oriented. 1530 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:13,773 -Give me a break! 1531 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:13,773 -That was my first Asian! 1532 00:37:16,068 --> 00:37:18,028 -You better lock it up. 1533 00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:21,280 -No, you lock it up. Lock it up. 1534 00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:21,280 -You lock it up. Lock it up. 1535 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:24,659 Please! It would mean 1536 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:24,659 so much to me, please! 1537 00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,578 Look at the way 1538 00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,578 he's looking at me. 1539 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,830 I can tell he doesn't 1540 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,830 like me, John. He's the 1541 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,830 Secretary of the Treasury. 1542 00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,083 And to be honest 1543 00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,083 with you, my taxes 1544 00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,083 aren't exactly in line. 1545 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:32,918 Oh, come on, 1546 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:32,918 you're being paranoid. 1547 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,211 He's threatened 1548 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,211 by the way I dance. 1549 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,629 Damn it! Why'd I have to 1550 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,629 go showin' off like that? 1551 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,715 Now I'm all over 1552 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,715 his radar. Stupid! 1553 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,258 You're not 1554 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,258 that good a dancer. 1555 00:37:40,299 --> 00:37:41,593 Oh, please! 1556 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,095 You and I both know 1557 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,095 I'm a phenomenal dancer. 1558 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:44,554 Now I know you're lying 1559 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:44,554 through your teeth! 1560 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,223 You'll do anything 1561 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,223 to get me to go on this thing, 1562 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,933 even if I have to walk 1563 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,933 right into the lion's den. 1564 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,018 -[stomping] 1565 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,018 -Gloria, come on! 1566 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:53,230 You know I'm not gonna give in 1567 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:53,230 to this kind of behavior. 1568 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,565 She's like a kid 1569 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,565 at Toys R Us. 1570 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,565 I can't be around it. 1571 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:58,110 Oh, get off your high horse. 1572 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:58,110 Stop judging people. 1573 00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:00,570 You take off the white wig, 1574 00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:00,570 and you stop judging me. 1575 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,572 I don't want to be around 1576 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,572 someone who's a nut job. 1577 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,616 -I need some 1578 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,616 alone time with her. 1579 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,616 -If you want to hang out 1580 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:07,702 with Claire, 1581 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:07,702 the boyfriend, and Cybill, 1582 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:07,702 by all means. I'm not going. 1583 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:10,247 Let me lay it out for you 1584 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:10,247 in simple chapter and verse: 1585 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:10,247 you're going. 1586 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,708 Let me break it down for you 1587 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,708 so you understand. I'll hold 1588 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,708 your hand like a small child. 1589 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,794 -I'm not going. 1590 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,794 You can go if you want. 1591 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,794 -Yes, you are. 1592 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,213 -I'm-- No, I'm not. 1593 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,213 -You're gonna be a team player 1594 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,213 for once in your life. 1595 00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:22,341 -He'd love you to come. 1596 00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:22,341 -Yes! Yes! Baba ganoush! 1597 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:24,844 -What do I do? 1598 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:24,844 -Baba ganou! 1599 00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:42,570 [man] 1600 00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:42,570 Okay, okay. 1601 00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:42,570 Home sweet home. 1602 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:45,323 [guests chattering] 1603 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:46,616 -You okay? 1604 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:46,616 -Yeah. 1605 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:49,410 [whispers] Hey, hey, hey, 1606 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:49,410 come here, come here. 1607 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:52,664 Are you okay? 1608 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:52,664 Because I'm gonna need 1609 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:52,664 100% of Jeremy this weekend 1610 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,749 and you're looking 1611 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,749 a little weird. 1612 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,335 She took me below deck 1613 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,335 for 45 minutes. I don't have 1614 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,335 any bodily fluids left in me. 1615 00:38:57,376 --> 00:39:00,130 -Gentlemen, everything okay? 1616 00:38:57,376 --> 00:39:00,130 -Great. 1617 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:01,965 -Great? 1618 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:01,965 -Yep. 1619 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,759 You know, we were 1620 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,759 thinking about a little game 1621 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,759 of touch football, you know. 1622 00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:06,219 -[grunts] 1623 00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:06,219 -Yeah? 1624 00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:09,222 -Cleary family tradition. 1625 00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:09,222 -A little pigskin, why not? 1626 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:11,724 -[Secretary Cleary] Great. 1627 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:11,724 -Don't forget 1628 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:11,724 to stretch, guys. 1629 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,434 We're gonna be 1630 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,434 on the field in 10. 1631 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:14,560 [boy] 1632 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:14,560 I'm open! I'm open! 1633 00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:20,775 There you go! 1634 00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:20,775 Nice, nice. 1635 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,068 Nice. 1636 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:23,278 There you go. 1637 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:27,406 [fast, repetitive breaths] 1638 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,424 -Clothes fit. 1639 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,424 -Ooh. 1640 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:49,012 I'm not even gonna 1641 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:49,012 say it, but you-- 1642 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:49,012 you-- you know I'm upset. 1643 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:52,682 I know you are. 1644 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:52,682 I think you look good. 1645 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,267 You know 1646 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,267 I don't look good. 1647 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,854 -Hey, honey! 1648 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,854 -[groans] 1649 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,231 Over here! 1650 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,774 Are you ready? 1651 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,774 Are you ready 1652 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,774 for some football? 1653 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,610 -You want the noise brought 1654 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,610 on you? 'Cause here it comes. 1655 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,610 -The what? 1656 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:07,989 -The noise brought on you, 1657 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:07,989 'cause here it comes. 1658 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:07,989 -Just hike the ball, nut job. 1659 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:12,451 Ready! Set! 1660 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:12,451 Hut! Hut! Hike! 1661 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:14,996 One Mississippi, 1662 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:14,996 two Mississippi, 1663 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:14,996 three Mississippi. 1664 00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:19,876 [men grunting] 1665 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:20,877 Yes! 1666 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,795 -Ooh! 1667 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,795 -Whoo! 1668 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:26,758 -Yes! Crab cakes and football! 1669 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:26,758 That's what Maryland does! 1670 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:26,758 -[man] Nice one! 1671 00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:28,093 [grunts] 1672 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,511 -A little out of shape? 1673 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,511 -Yeah. 1674 00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:32,222 [chuckles] 1675 00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:34,182 -Way to bring it! 1676 00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:34,182 -[Sack] Way to anticipate 1677 00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:34,182 that rush, man. 1678 00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:37,060 -No, I just saw you had it. 1679 00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:37,060 -Hey, shut up! You gotta 1680 00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:37,060 anticipate that rush. 1681 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:38,728 -Cool, no, of course I do. 1682 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:38,728 -You did a great job. 1683 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:42,274 -What happened, toast? 1684 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:42,274 -I think he's on steroids. 1685 00:40:42,315 --> 00:40:44,109 It was like trying to cover 1686 00:40:42,315 --> 00:40:44,109 a fucking racehorse. 1687 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,945 [both grunting, growling] 1688 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:50,782 -[Sack] Get it up! 1689 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:50,782 -Well, don't worry about it. 1690 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:50,782 We'll burn 'em with the post. 1691 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,951 No, I got 1692 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,951 a better idea. 1693 00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:55,120 Look, I want you to 1694 00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:55,120 fake the post, 1695 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,789 throw an interception 1696 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,789 to Claire, get her 1697 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,789 to feel good, you know? 1698 00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,749 Gets them foamy. 1699 00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,749 You think you can do that? 1700 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:03,253 John, I was first team 1701 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:03,253 All-State. I can put the 1702 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:03,253 ball wherever I want to. 1703 00:41:03,295 --> 00:41:06,256 I'll make it rain out 1704 00:41:03,295 --> 00:41:06,256 here. All right, guys, 1705 00:41:03,295 --> 00:41:06,256 bring it in. 1706 00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:07,715 Blue 17! 1707 00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:11,094 Blue 17! Red 17! 1708 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,805 -Oh, you're gonna cover me? 1709 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,805 -Like white on rice. 1710 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:16,808 All right, I like 1711 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:16,808 my odds here. I'm gonna 1712 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:16,808 give you a little warning, 1713 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,643 -I'm going downtown. 1714 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,643 -Hot route! 1715 00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:21,020 Red seven, 1716 00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:21,020 red seven, red seven! 1717 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,648 Look for me in the endzone 1718 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,648 after this play, I'll be 1719 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,648 the guy holding the ball. 1720 00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:25,024 -John! 1721 00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:25,024 -What? 1722 00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:27,360 -Red seven! 1723 00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:27,360 -I don't know 1724 00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:27,360 what "red seven" means. 1725 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:30,113 -Hot route! 1726 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:30,113 -I don't-- 1727 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:30,113 W-- what is "hot route"? 1728 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:33,283 Will you just go stand 1729 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:33,283 on the other side, please? 1730 00:41:33,325 --> 00:41:35,160 Oh, are you running 1731 00:41:33,325 --> 00:41:35,160 away from me? 1732 00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:38,413 No! I'm just 1733 00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:38,413 getting over here. 1734 00:41:38,455 --> 00:41:40,832 -Down! 1735 00:41:38,455 --> 00:41:40,832 -Come on! 1736 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:44,710 Ready, down, set! 1737 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:44,710 Hut! Hut! Hut! Hike! 1738 00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:47,464 [Gloria] Go, Jeremy! 1739 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,049 Hey, yo! 1740 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,049 Hit me! Hit me! 1741 00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:51,968 -[grunts] 1742 00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:51,968 -Boo-ya! 1743 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:54,387 -[gasps] 1744 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:54,387 -That's what we call 1745 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:54,387 a Sack lunch! 1746 00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:56,806 Num-num-num-num-num-num! 1747 00:41:56,848 --> 00:42:00,352 -Ow! Bird. 1748 00:41:56,848 --> 00:42:00,352 -[grunts] 1749 00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:02,020 Big tree fall hard, right? 1750 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:04,189 How many fingers 1751 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:04,189 I got up? 1752 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:07,317 Come on, Pepe, how many fingers 1753 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:07,317 I got up? Oh, come on, I got 1754 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:07,317 four. Okay, here's five. 1755 00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:09,944 -Man down! 1756 00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:09,944 We got a man down! 1757 00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:09,944 -[coughing] 1758 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,321 [laughing] You okay? 1759 00:42:11,363 --> 00:42:13,323 Hey, is your 1760 00:42:11,363 --> 00:42:13,323 brother okay? 1761 00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:15,158 What? Nah, he's fine. 1762 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,409 [straining] 1763 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,409 I can't breathe. 1764 00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:18,077 -What's that? 1765 00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:18,077 -I can't breathe. 1766 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:21,331 No, no, no, I think 1767 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:21,331 he's really hurt. 1768 00:42:21,373 --> 00:42:23,333 Well, it serves him right 1769 00:42:21,373 --> 00:42:23,333 after that throw. 1770 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:25,835 Hey! Baba ganoush! 1771 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,421 I don't know-- I don't know 1772 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,421 what got into me, Secretary, 1773 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,421 I just-- [sniffs] 1774 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:32,175 I do. Five generations 1775 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:32,175 of Lodge family breeding. 1776 00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:34,469 [both growl, laugh] 1777 00:42:34,511 --> 00:42:37,596 -Your father used 1778 00:42:34,511 --> 00:42:37,596 to pull the same stunt... 1779 00:42:34,511 --> 00:42:37,596 -I can't breathe. 1780 00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,640 -...when we were your age. 1781 00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,640 -I can't breathe. 1782 00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:41,434 You okay? 1783 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,853 [whispers] Great! 1784 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,853 You threw it perfectly! 1785 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,480 Come on, get up! 1786 00:42:45,522 --> 00:42:47,982 -Don't oversell it. 1787 00:42:45,522 --> 00:42:47,982 -I'm not selling anything. 1788 00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:51,610 Come on, stop milking it. 1789 00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:51,610 You make us look like 1790 00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:51,610 a bunch of pussies. 1791 00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:53,946 Jeremy! 1792 00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:53,946 Sit this play out. 1793 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:56,491 Todd, come on in. 1794 00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:58,951 You must be joking. 1795 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:02,372 It wouldn't kill you to play 1796 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:02,372 some competitive sports 1797 00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:04,290 once in a while, would it? 1798 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:06,167 Well, would that 1799 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:06,167 make you love me? 1800 00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:08,669 Pfft. Jesus. 1801 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,756 Hey, Jeremy, 1802 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,756 red moon dog 7-11! 1803 00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:13,049 42, 30-teen! 1804 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,510 Hut one! Hut two! 1805 00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:16,886 Blitz! 1806 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,264 -[Claire screaming] 1807 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,264 -Jeremy! 1808 00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,433 -Hoo-ah! 1809 00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,433 -[loud thud] 1810 00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:23,101 -[gasps] 1811 00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:23,101 -Oh! 1812 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,769 -Oh. 1813 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,769 -That looked like it hurt. 1814 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,521 -I got you! 1815 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,521 -[John] No, you didn't! 1816 00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:28,731 -You're cheating! 1817 00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:31,401 -The only-- 1818 00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:31,401 -Oh, my God, your brother, 1819 00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:31,401 he's down again. 1820 00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:37,365 What is his deal? 1821 00:43:37,407 --> 00:43:39,700 I-- I don't know 1822 00:43:37,407 --> 00:43:39,700 what's getting into me 1823 00:43:37,407 --> 00:43:39,700 today, guys. It's just-- 1824 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:43,788 Nature versus nurture, Lodge. 1825 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:43,788 Nature always wins. 1826 00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:45,915 What are you doing? 1827 00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:45,915 It's a game of touch. 1828 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:47,917 Every time I look over, 1829 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:47,917 you're on your ass again. 1830 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,086 [straining] If I had 1831 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,086 any air in my lungs, 1832 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,086 I'd scream at you! 1833 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,712 Oh, now you're 1834 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,712 gonna blame me? 1835 00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:54,299 'Cause you're not athletic 1836 00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:54,299 enough to stay on your two feet? 1837 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:55,592 I hate you. 1838 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,051 Let's take 1839 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,051 a daiquiri time-out. 1840 00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:58,636 [both] 1841 00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:58,636 Daiquiris. 1842 00:43:58,677 --> 00:44:00,930 -[Jeremy gasping] 1843 00:43:58,677 --> 00:44:00,930 -Oh! 1844 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:04,309 Sweetheart, why don't 1845 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:04,309 you take him into the 1846 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:04,309 house and fix him up? 1847 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:07,979 -Sure, Mom. 1848 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:07,979 -Oh, don't baby him, 1849 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:07,979 it just makes it worse. 1850 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:10,148 [Jeremy] 1851 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:10,148 Oh! My back hurts. 1852 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,650 Oh, great. 1853 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,650 Game's over. Satisfied? 1854 00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:15,278 You got 1855 00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:15,278 everyone on you now. 1856 00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:15,278 Get all the attention. 1857 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,946 -[groans] 1858 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,946 -Come on, baby. 1859 00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:18,490 [both sigh] 1860 00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:21,826 -It's hot out here. 1861 00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:21,826 -Yeah, it is. 1862 00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:23,328 You should have played 1863 00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:23,328 in your underwear. 1864 00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:27,665 I'll get you a drink. 1865 00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:34,255 -Oh, Jesus Christ. 1866 00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:34,255 -[sizzles] 1867 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:35,507 It burns. 1868 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,091 -Oh! Poor baby. 1869 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,091 -It stings. 1870 00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:39,885 -Oh, Jesus. 1871 00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:39,885 -You want me to blow on it? 1872 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,138 No. No, no, no. 1873 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,138 No, no, no, no. 1874 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,806 No, I don't 1875 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,806 need any blowing. 1876 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,806 I'm good, I'm good. 1877 00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:46,351 -I'm-- Thank you. 1878 00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:46,351 -Jeremy, I'm not wearing 1879 00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:46,351 any panties. 1880 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:49,020 -Oh. Yeah. 1881 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:49,020 -That's right. 1882 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,356 -Ooh, ah, oh! 1883 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,356 -Um, uh, okay. 1884 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,356 That's fun. That's nice. 1885 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:53,149 Okay, I don't understand 1886 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:53,149 what's going on. 1887 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:55,276 It's like eight hours ago 1888 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:55,276 you were a shy little virgin, 1889 00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:58,488 and now you're not wearing any 1890 00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:58,488 panties. I'm just trying to-- to 1891 00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:58,488 catch up with you here. 1892 00:44:58,530 --> 00:45:00,323 -You do that to me. Ooh. 1893 00:44:58,530 --> 00:45:00,323 -I do what to you? 1894 00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:02,200 -Where's my little friend? 1895 00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:02,200 -No, don't. I'm-- He's tired. 1896 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:03,535 -Where's my little friend? 1897 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:03,535 -He's tired. 1898 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:05,537 -Where's my little friend? Hm? 1899 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:05,537 -He's in time-out. 1900 00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:09,040 Gloria, please! 1901 00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:09,040 I'm exhausted, I'm exhausted. 1902 00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:09,040 I've had a very long day. 1903 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,292 -[moans] 1904 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,292 -I'm just a-- I had 1905 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,292 your sister's boyfriend 1906 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:13,252 dry hump me up and down 1907 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:13,252 the field all afternoon. 1908 00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:16,005 My leg's cut and bleeding. 1909 00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:16,005 I'm just-- I'm not really 1910 00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:16,005 in the mood for this. 1911 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:20,259 [screams] 1912 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:20,259 Ow! Jesus Christ! 1913 00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:22,887 My father warned me about 1914 00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:22,887 people like you, Jeremy. 1915 00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:24,721 I'm just another 1916 00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:24,721 notch on your belt! 1917 00:45:24,763 --> 00:45:26,891 This is not like that. 1918 00:45:24,763 --> 00:45:26,891 What are you talk-- It's not 1919 00:45:24,763 --> 00:45:26,891 like that! 1920 00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:29,018 Really?! Then what's 1921 00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:29,018 it like, Jeremy, huh? 1922 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:31,937 -Ow! Ow! No! 1923 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:31,937 Wait! Wait! 1924 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:31,937 -Huh?! 1925 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:34,023 It's just that I'm 1926 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:34,023 feeling very strongly 1927 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,359 that we're only starting 1928 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,359 to express ourselves 1929 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,444 in a physical, 1930 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,444 sexual-specifically way. 1931 00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:40,488 -[shrieks] 1932 00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:40,488 -That's not it! Wait! 1933 00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:44,659 And I'd like to 1934 00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:44,659 play some catch-up on 1935 00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:44,659 finding out who's inside here. 1936 00:45:44,701 --> 00:45:47,953 [panting] Okay? 1937 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:51,583 -Jeremy. 1938 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:51,583 -[giggles nervously] 1939 00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:54,919 -Jeremy, you're amazing! 1940 00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:54,919 -Oh, God, I think 1941 00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:54,919 you're amazing. 1942 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,921 -Oh, my God, 1943 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,921 don't ever leave me. 1944 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,921 -Ever. 1945 00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:59,882 Good! 'Cause I'd find you. 1946 00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:01,050 [laughing] 1947 00:46:02,594 --> 00:46:04,220 Yeah. 1948 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:07,390 Of course like all kids, 1949 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:07,390 I had imaginary friends, 1950 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:07,390 but not just one. 1951 00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:10,476 I had hundreds and hundreds, 1952 00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:10,476 and all of them from 1953 00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:10,476 different backgrounds 1954 00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:12,895 who spoke different 1955 00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:12,895 languages. And one of them, 1956 00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:12,895 whose name was Caleb, 1957 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:16,274 he spoke a magical language 1958 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:16,274 that only I could understand. 1959 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:18,901 [speaking gibberish] 1960 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,653 [imitates gibberish] 1961 00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:22,405 Get him all patched up? 1962 00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:23,740 I sure did, Daddy. 1963 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:26,492 Gloria-bug. 1964 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:29,078 You go change for dinner. 1965 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,623 [laughs nervously] 1966 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,623 Okay. 1967 00:46:33,625 --> 00:46:35,792 [exhales deeply] 1968 00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:39,338 You know, she's not just 1969 00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:39,338 another notch on the old belt. 1970 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,927 I don't even wear 1971 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,927 a belt. Beltless. 1972 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:47,846 I'm a very powerful man. 1973 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,932 Yes, you are. 1974 00:46:53,852 --> 00:46:55,480 See you for dinner. 1975 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:00,735 [Sack] 1976 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:00,735 So, I am president of the 1977 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:00,735 Environmental Defense League, 1978 00:47:00,777 --> 00:47:04,238 and I pick up this little 1979 00:47:00,777 --> 00:47:04,238 sea otter, and-- and-- and-- 1980 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,532 wipe off the oil 1981 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,532 from the tanker spill... 1982 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:09,952 All right, you gotta step 1983 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:09,952 this up already. I'm gonna 1984 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:09,952 give you the damn eyedrops. 1985 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:11,788 No, I don't want 'em. 1986 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:11,788 It's too hardcore. 1987 00:47:11,828 --> 00:47:14,039 -[Jeremy] Well, do you want to 1988 00:47:11,828 --> 00:47:14,039 be alone with her or not? 1989 00:47:11,828 --> 00:47:14,039 -[John] Yes. 1990 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:16,501 Put a few of these in his drink 1991 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:16,501 and he'll be going down 1992 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:16,501 on the toilet seat 1993 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:19,796 -for the next 24 hours. 1994 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:19,796 -I don't want to do it. 1995 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:19,796 I can beat this guy. 1996 00:47:19,836 --> 00:47:22,507 Let's be honorable 1997 00:47:19,836 --> 00:47:22,507 for once. 1998 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:25,009 [imitating otter bark] 1999 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:25,009 And the whiskers. 2000 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,386 [imitating otter bark] 2001 00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:29,347 And the oil's-- the oil's 2002 00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:29,347 flapping, he goes-- 2003 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:30,931 [sneezes] 2004 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:30,931 kept [barks] 2005 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:33,476 -Give me the eyedrops. 2006 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:33,476 -Thank you. 2007 00:47:34,893 --> 00:47:38,147 -[people chattering] 2008 00:47:34,893 --> 00:47:38,147 - [classical string music] 2009 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,482 Perfect. 2010 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:52,077 Let us bow our 2011 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:52,077 heads in prayer. 2012 00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:59,210 Heavenly Father, 2013 00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:03,506 -we thank you for thy 2014 00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:03,506 bounty on this table... 2015 00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:03,506 -[chair squeaks] 2016 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:06,467 ...and ask that you bless 2017 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:06,467 the entire Cleary family 2018 00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:08,885 and all the friends 2019 00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:08,885 here assembled. 2020 00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:11,430 -Amen. 2021 00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:11,430 -[Sack] Amen. 2022 00:48:13,098 --> 00:48:16,728 Mmm. Oh, these scallops 2023 00:48:13,098 --> 00:48:16,728 look fantastic. 2024 00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:20,773 I, uh, I bought them from an 2025 00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:20,773 organic scallop farm right off 2026 00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:20,773 the coast of, uh, Nattachoke. 2027 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:24,901 Actually, um, Sack got 2028 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:24,901 the governor to subsidize 2029 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:24,901 part of the project. 2030 00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:27,780 And now it's the state's only 2031 00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:27,780 self-sustaining scallop farm. 2032 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:30,742 Say that five times fast. 2033 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:30,742 You can't do it. 2034 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:30,742 Self-sustaining-- 2035 00:48:30,783 --> 00:48:32,493 [laughs] 2036 00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:34,495 [Jeremy] 2037 00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:34,495 They actually look terrific. 2038 00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:34,495 Maybe I'll actually try some 2039 00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:36,706 when I get the sensation 2040 00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:36,706 back in my face 2041 00:48:36,748 --> 00:48:38,708 from the, uh... 2042 00:48:36,748 --> 00:48:38,708 football game. 2043 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:41,335 Again, Jeremy, I'm sorry. 2044 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:41,335 I just, you know, I have this 2045 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:41,335 damn competitive streak. 2046 00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:44,171 Um... I'm seeing 2047 00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:44,171 a Buddhist about it. 2048 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:47,966 Not just any Buddhist. 2049 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:47,966 His holiness, the Dalai Lama. 2050 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:47,966 He's a good friend. 2051 00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:51,136 Stop traffic. 2052 00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:51,136 Because when I go 2053 00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:51,136 back to town, 2054 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,889 I'm actually gonna 2055 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,889 see an orthopedist 2056 00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:55,140 about what you did to 2057 00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:55,140 my back. And not just 2058 00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:55,140 any orthopedist, 2059 00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:56,975 I'm gonna see a Dr. Epstein 2060 00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:56,975 who specializes in-- 2061 00:48:57,017 --> 00:49:00,020 Hey, Sack, how long 2062 00:48:57,017 --> 00:49:00,020 have you and Claire 2063 00:48:57,017 --> 00:49:00,020 been seeing each other? 2064 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:02,857 Claire and I? Um, what's 2065 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:02,857 it been, sweetheart? 2066 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:02,857 A couple years? 2067 00:49:02,899 --> 00:49:05,067 Three and a half. 2068 00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:09,071 Yeah, um, actually, we 2069 00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:09,071 started dating while we were 2070 00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:09,071 doing Habitat for Humanity. 2071 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,197 Sure. 2072 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,158 Pretty soon... 2073 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,158 we'll be getting married. 2074 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,160 -[bangs table] 2075 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,160 -Yep. 2076 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,830 Well, not too soon, um... 2077 00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:21,250 We still have a lot of things 2078 00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:21,250 that we want to accomplish, so. 2079 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:24,503 Anyway, once Claire 2080 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:24,503 and Sack tie the knot, 2081 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,631 two of the great 2082 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,631 American families, 2083 00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:29,508 -the Clearys and the Lodges, 2084 00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:29,508 will finally unite. 2085 00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:29,508 -Hear, hear. 2086 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:31,844 And then of course, you can 2087 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:31,844 challenge the Klingons 2088 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,554 for interstellar 2089 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,554 domination, right? 2090 00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:36,515 [laughing] 2091 00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:39,393 Jeremy... 2092 00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:41,312 I saw you 2093 00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:41,312 on the dance floor. 2094 00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:46,901 You move pretty good. 2095 00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:48,945 Oh. Thanks a lot. 2096 00:49:48,985 --> 00:49:50,987 I-- really just got lucky. 2097 00:49:51,029 --> 00:49:53,449 I was more in the zone 2098 00:49:51,029 --> 00:49:53,449 than anything else. 2099 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,242 It was 2100 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,242 the booze dancing. 2101 00:49:57,286 --> 00:49:58,995 [Sack] 2102 00:49:57,286 --> 00:49:58,995 Sorry guys, I forgot. 2103 00:49:59,037 --> 00:50:00,706 How are you guys connected 2104 00:49:59,037 --> 00:50:00,706 to the family again? 2105 00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:03,960 Uncle Ned's kids. 2106 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,461 You know... 2107 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,461 Uncle Ned? 2108 00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:08,589 Aunt Liz's brother. 2109 00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:08,589 Ned and Liz. 2110 00:50:10,006 --> 00:50:11,759 [Sack] 2111 00:50:10,006 --> 00:50:11,759 Hmm. No, I don't know. 2112 00:50:11,801 --> 00:50:13,344 [Secretary Cleary] 2113 00:50:11,801 --> 00:50:13,344 So, Jeremy, 2114 00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:15,721 you and your brother are 2115 00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:15,721 venture capitalists. 2116 00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:18,349 -That's right. 2117 00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:18,349 -That's great. 2118 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:21,185 Venture capitalist. 2119 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:21,185 The backbone of the system. 2120 00:50:21,226 --> 00:50:23,896 -It's the new pioneer. 2121 00:50:21,226 --> 00:50:23,896 -[priest] New pioneer. 2122 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:25,564 So is it just 2123 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:25,564 about the money? 2124 00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:28,985 No no, it's about, 2125 00:50:29,025 --> 00:50:32,530 investing in companies 2126 00:50:29,025 --> 00:50:32,530 that are ethically 2127 00:50:29,025 --> 00:50:32,530 and morally defensible. 2128 00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:34,866 Well, like what? 2129 00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:34,866 Give me an example. 2130 00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:38,619 Like what? Well, there's 2131 00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:38,619 the company that we have 2132 00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:38,619 where we're taking the-- 2133 00:50:38,661 --> 00:50:41,455 the fur or the wool 2134 00:50:38,661 --> 00:50:41,455 from sheep 2135 00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:45,751 and we turn it into thread 2136 00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:45,751 for homeless people 2137 00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:45,751 to sew. 2138 00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:48,754 And then they 2139 00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:48,754 make it into cloth, 2140 00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:48,754 which they in turn sew... 2141 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:51,047 -[dishes rattling] 2142 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:51,047 -...then, um... 2143 00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:54,134 make some shirts 2144 00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:54,134 and pants 2145 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:57,304 for other 2146 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:57,304 homeless people to sell. 2147 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:57,304 It's a pretty good deal. 2148 00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:59,891 -People-- people 2149 00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:59,891 helping people. 2150 00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:59,891 -[John] Yeah. 2151 00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:02,351 That's-- that's 2152 00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:02,351 very admirable. 2153 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,478 Thank you. Although, 2154 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,478 don't make me out to be 2155 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,478 a saint just yet. 2156 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,355 We do turn a small profit. 2157 00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,816 After all, someone 2158 00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,816 has to pay for the, uh, 2159 00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:11,527 lap dances for 2160 00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:11,527 the big guy here. 2161 00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:13,571 Oh! [laughing] 2162 00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:16,323 He's joking around. 2163 00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:16,323 It feels so good 2164 00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:16,323 when he jokes. 2165 00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:18,200 What's this, uh, 2166 00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:18,200 company called? 2167 00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:21,328 -Holy sh-- 2168 00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:21,328 -Shirts andamp; Pants. 2169 00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:21,328 Holy Shirts andamp; Pants. 2170 00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:22,914 It's a little corny 2171 00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:22,914 and obvious, 2172 00:51:22,955 --> 00:51:25,833 but what do you get 2173 00:51:22,955 --> 00:51:25,833 out of being subtle, right? 2174 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,419 Well, that's a hell 2175 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,419 of a good project. 2176 00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:30,588 I'm gonna mention something 2177 00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:30,588 to the commerce secretary. 2178 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:32,798 That would be terrific. 2179 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:32,798 That would be great, huh? 2180 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,508 Terrific, 2181 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,508 it was terrific. 2182 00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:38,136 Isn't my Willy 2183 00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:38,136 doing a wonderful job 2184 00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:38,136 there in Washington? 2185 00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:42,098 -Mommy. 2186 00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:42,098 -You know, Willy's father, 2187 00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:42,098 my husband... 2188 00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:44,852 -[stomach rumbles] 2189 00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:44,852 -...was the Secretary 2190 00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:44,852 of State 2191 00:51:44,894 --> 00:51:47,187 for President 2192 00:51:44,894 --> 00:51:47,187 Franklin Roosevelt. 2193 00:51:47,229 --> 00:51:50,399 That must have been 2194 00:51:47,229 --> 00:51:50,399 so thrilling-- FDR. 2195 00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:53,402 -[stomach rumbling] 2196 00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:53,402 -[John] My gosh, FDR was 2197 00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:53,402 a wonderful president. 2198 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,279 [grandma] 2199 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,279 He was a doll. 2200 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,907 The wife, though, 2201 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,907 Eleanor-- 2202 00:51:57,949 --> 00:52:00,451 -big dyke! 2203 00:51:57,949 --> 00:52:00,451 -[Claire] Oh, Lord. 2204 00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:03,079 Huge dyke! 2205 00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:03,079 A real rug muncher! 2206 00:52:03,119 --> 00:52:06,832 Looked like 2207 00:52:03,119 --> 00:52:06,832 a big lesbian mule. 2208 00:52:06,874 --> 00:52:09,085 [chuckling] 2209 00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:12,671 Grandma, you can't 2210 00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:12,671 talk like that, okay? 2211 00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:12,671 It's not right. 2212 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:14,799 Somebody-- somebody 2213 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:14,799 get me another scotch 2214 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:14,799 for Christ sakes! 2215 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,675 I think I'm 2216 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,675 gonna go to bed. 2217 00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:18,928 [Claire] 2218 00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:18,928 honey, are you okay? 2219 00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:21,847 Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 2220 00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:21,847 You know, I'm just 2221 00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:21,847 a little tired. Thanks. 2222 00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:23,641 -[Claire] Okay. 2223 00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:23,641 -You all right? 2224 00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:26,142 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 2225 00:52:26,184 --> 00:52:28,104 [groans] 2226 00:52:28,144 --> 00:52:30,606 What an athlete. 2227 00:52:28,144 --> 00:52:30,606 A tremendous competitor. 2228 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:33,149 I know. 2229 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:33,149 [laughs] 2230 00:52:33,191 --> 00:52:36,152 Todd, I noticed 2231 00:52:33,191 --> 00:52:36,152 that you haven't even 2232 00:52:33,191 --> 00:52:36,152 touched your food yet. 2233 00:52:36,194 --> 00:52:38,990 -I don't eat meat or fish. 2234 00:52:36,194 --> 00:52:38,990 -He's a homo. 2235 00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:40,866 [snickering] 2236 00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:43,368 [Secretary Cleary] 2237 00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:43,368 Mommy, let's not 2238 00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:43,368 go there again. 2239 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:47,414 [Claire] 2240 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:47,414 Actually, um, Todd 2241 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:47,414 is an amazing painter. 2242 00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:50,250 He's going 2243 00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:50,250 to the Rhode Island 2244 00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:50,250 School of Design. 2245 00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:52,128 [John] 2246 00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:52,128 Oh, that's a great school. 2247 00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:52,128 Congratulations, Todd. 2248 00:52:52,168 --> 00:52:54,170 That's really 2249 00:52:52,168 --> 00:52:54,170 impressive, "Rizdee." 2250 00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:57,591 Yeah, Dad-- 2251 00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:57,591 Dad used to think I'd be 2252 00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:57,591 a political liability, 2253 00:52:57,633 --> 00:53:00,136 you know, in case 2254 00:52:57,633 --> 00:53:00,136 he ever ran for president. 2255 00:53:00,176 --> 00:53:03,139 Now, Todd! Actually, 2256 00:53:00,176 --> 00:53:03,139 truth be told, 2257 00:53:03,179 --> 00:53:06,558 polling shows a majority 2258 00:53:03,179 --> 00:53:06,558 of the American people 2259 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,646 would ultimately empathize 2260 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,646 with our situation. 2261 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:13,983 -What is 2262 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:13,983 our situation, Dad?! 2263 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:13,983 -You're a homo. 2264 00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:18,154 Oh, for God sakes, William, 2265 00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:18,154 put Mommy to bed already. 2266 00:53:18,194 --> 00:53:20,196 Okay. Mommy, 2267 00:53:18,194 --> 00:53:20,196 we've had a long day. 2268 00:53:20,238 --> 00:53:22,616 I can do it myself, 2269 00:53:20,238 --> 00:53:22,616 asshole. 2270 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:26,996 Wow. 2271 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:29,915 I'll be in my 2272 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:29,915 room painting. 2273 00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:32,126 Homo things. 2274 00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:35,671 You just go 2275 00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:35,671 right ahead, Toddy. 2276 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:40,216 -Mmm, wonderful scallops. 2277 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:40,216 -Absolutely. Wonderful. 2278 00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:42,260 You know, um... 2279 00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:43,888 I think I'm 2280 00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:43,888 gonna get some air. 2281 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:47,265 Oh, I'll get some air 2282 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:47,265 if you want some company. 2283 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:51,353 -Sure. 2284 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:51,353 -Let me just change 2285 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:51,353 my shoes. Excuse me. 2286 00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:53,605 All right. I'm gonna-- 2287 00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:53,605 Can't walk away 2288 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,733 from the delicious food 2289 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,733 that we got here. 2290 00:53:58,110 --> 00:54:00,196 [door slams] 2291 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,036 I just had 2292 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,036 my tits done. 2293 00:54:07,078 --> 00:54:08,453 You like 'em? 2294 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:13,500 Those... seem 2295 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:13,500 like lovely tits. 2296 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:16,837 William doesn't give 2297 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:16,837 a shit about my tits. 2298 00:54:16,879 --> 00:54:18,714 Well, darn him. 2299 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:21,175 But Mrs. Cleary, 2300 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:21,175 this is pretty sudden. 2301 00:54:21,217 --> 00:54:25,054 You've been playing 2302 00:54:21,217 --> 00:54:25,054 cat and mouse with me 2303 00:54:21,217 --> 00:54:25,054 ever since you came here. 2304 00:54:25,096 --> 00:54:27,848 -Mrs. Cleary, I don't-- 2305 00:54:25,096 --> 00:54:27,848 -Call me Cat. 2306 00:54:27,890 --> 00:54:29,058 Okay, Cat-- 2307 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:32,603 Call me Kitty Cat. 2308 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:32,603 [growls] 2309 00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:34,855 Okay, Kitty Cat, 2310 00:54:34,897 --> 00:54:39,193 this feels borderline 2311 00:54:34,897 --> 00:54:39,193 inappropriate, and-- 2312 00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:40,778 -Feel them. 2313 00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:40,778 -What? 2314 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:42,821 -I said feel them. 2315 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:42,821 -Mrs. Cleary-- 2316 00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:44,364 Kitty Cat. 2317 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:48,077 I'm sorry, Kitty Cat. 2318 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:48,077 Are you out of your 2319 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:48,077 fucking mind? 2320 00:54:48,119 --> 00:54:50,829 I'm not letting 2321 00:54:48,119 --> 00:54:50,829 you out of this room 2322 00:54:50,871 --> 00:54:53,665 until you feel them. 2323 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:04,300 [moaning softly] 2324 00:55:04,342 --> 00:55:07,805 Wow, they feel really nice. 2325 00:55:04,342 --> 00:55:07,805 Real orb-like. 2326 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:10,224 It's amazing what 2327 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:10,224 they can do to-- 2328 00:55:10,266 --> 00:55:11,558 [sighs, shivers] 2329 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,601 Pervert. 2330 00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:17,064 [door opens, closes] 2331 00:55:20,484 --> 00:55:23,445 -John, I need 2332 00:55:20,484 --> 00:55:23,445 to talk to you. 2333 00:55:20,484 --> 00:55:23,445 -No, not right now. 2334 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:26,740 What's wrong with you? 2335 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:26,740 Why you got the weird 2336 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:26,740 look all over your face? 2337 00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:29,243 Claire's mom just made 2338 00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:29,243 me grab her hooters. 2339 00:55:29,285 --> 00:55:31,369 Well, snap out of it! 2340 00:55:29,285 --> 00:55:31,369 What? A hot, older woman 2341 00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:33,622 made you feel her cans? 2342 00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:33,622 Stop crying like 2343 00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:33,622 a little girl. 2344 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,707 I wasn't crying 2345 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,707 like a little girl. 2346 00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:38,919 Why don't you try getting 2347 00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:38,919 jacked off under the table in 2348 00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:38,919 front of the whole damn family 2349 00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:42,256 and have some real 2350 00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:42,256 problems? Jackass. 2351 00:55:42,298 --> 00:55:44,925 What were they like, 2352 00:55:42,298 --> 00:55:44,925 anyway? They look pretty 2353 00:55:42,298 --> 00:55:44,925 good. Are they real? 2354 00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:48,428 Are they built for speed 2355 00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:48,428 or for comfort? What you 2356 00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:48,428 do with 'em? Motorboat? 2357 00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:50,430 You play the motorboat? 2358 00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:50,430 Ppppt! 2359 00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:53,976 You motorboating 2360 00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:53,976 son of a bitch. 2361 00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:53,976 You old sailor, you! 2362 00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:56,103 Where is she? 2363 00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:56,103 She still in the house? 2364 00:55:56,145 --> 00:55:57,729 What is 2365 00:55:56,145 --> 00:55:57,729 wrong with you? 2366 00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:59,648 What do you mean 2367 00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:59,648 what's wrong with-- 2368 00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:59,648 what's wrong with you? 2369 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,525 -No, what's wrong with you? 2370 00:56:01,566 --> 00:56:02,734 -You're projecting. 2371 00:56:01,566 --> 00:56:02,734 -Drop it. 2372 00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:04,653 You drop it! 2373 00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:04,653 You stop projecting on me. 2374 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:07,698 Why don't you go enjoy 2375 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:07,698 yourself while I go ice my 2376 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:07,698 balls and spit up blood? 2377 00:56:07,739 --> 00:56:09,616 -[John] Drop it! 2378 00:56:07,739 --> 00:56:09,616 -"Team player." 2379 00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:24,215 Hey! Good thing 2380 00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:24,215 I didn't hold my breath. 2381 00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:26,382 Yeah, I'm sorry, 2382 00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:26,382 I just, uh... 2383 00:56:26,424 --> 00:56:29,094 [clears throat] 2384 00:56:26,424 --> 00:56:29,094 Sorry I'm late, I just-- 2385 00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:30,762 You okay? 2386 00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:33,057 No no, 2387 00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:33,057 I'm fine, I just-- 2388 00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:37,311 -I just got, 2389 00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:37,311 uh, held up. 2390 00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:37,311 -Hmm. 2391 00:56:37,353 --> 00:56:42,024 -My family's 2392 00:56:37,353 --> 00:56:42,024 a little strange. 2393 00:56:37,353 --> 00:56:42,024 -A little strange? 2394 00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:44,818 Come on. Claire. 2395 00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:47,946 Your family... 2396 00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:47,946 are totally nuts. 2397 00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:51,075 -And guess what? 2398 00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:51,075 -What? 2399 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:53,285 -I love it. 2400 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:53,285 -[giggles] You do? 2401 00:56:53,327 --> 00:56:55,411 -Yeah, it seems great. 2402 00:56:53,327 --> 00:56:55,411 -Really? 2403 00:56:55,453 --> 00:56:57,164 -Yes! 2404 00:56:55,453 --> 00:56:57,164 -I get a little 2405 00:56:55,453 --> 00:56:57,164 self-conscious. 2406 00:56:57,206 --> 00:56:59,958 It's a family! 2407 00:56:57,206 --> 00:56:59,958 You're mixing it up. 2408 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,586 You got the sweet little 2409 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,586 grandma who's really sweet 2410 00:57:02,627 --> 00:57:05,630 with her, like, little, 2411 00:57:02,627 --> 00:57:05,630 like, white hair, but then 2412 00:57:02,627 --> 00:57:05,630 she's kinda mean. 2413 00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:08,217 -[laughing] 2414 00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:08,217 -But you're like, "Well, 2415 00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:08,217 fuck it, she's so old, 2416 00:57:08,259 --> 00:57:09,801 and she's not 2417 00:57:08,259 --> 00:57:09,801 gonna change now." 2418 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:12,054 -Oh. 2419 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:12,054 -Shit, it was great! 2420 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:15,933 I just hope I didn't 2421 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:15,933 embarrass myself with 2422 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:15,933 that stupid joke I told. 2423 00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:17,768 Are you kidding? 2424 00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:17,768 That was so funny! 2425 00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:20,396 -No, really? 2426 00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:20,396 Really? 2427 00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:20,396 -Yeah! 2428 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,607 Yeah, you're like that crazy 2429 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,607 guest who thinks he's part 2430 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,607 of the family already, it's-- 2431 00:57:23,648 --> 00:57:26,818 -Doesn't sound that great. 2432 00:57:23,648 --> 00:57:26,818 That sounds horrible. 2433 00:57:23,648 --> 00:57:26,818 -No, it's cute. 2434 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:30,364 The crazy guest 2435 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:30,364 who thinks he's like 2436 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:30,364 a part of the family 2437 00:57:30,406 --> 00:57:32,199 who's gonna say 2438 00:57:30,406 --> 00:57:32,199 inappropriate stuff? 2439 00:57:30,406 --> 00:57:32,199 What is that? 2440 00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:34,576 Yeah. You know, 2441 00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:34,576 you break the ice. 2442 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,620 -Yeah. 2443 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,620 -It can be so stuffy 2444 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,620 sometimes in there. 2445 00:57:36,661 --> 00:57:38,163 Claire? 2446 00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:39,957 -Yeah? 2447 00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:39,957 -There you are. 2448 00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:43,168 Have you checked on Sack? 2449 00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:43,168 I think he's pretty sick. 2450 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:45,629 -Oh, really? 2451 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:45,629 -Yeah. 2452 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:48,132 Okay. Yeah. 2453 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:48,132 No, I'll be right in. 2454 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:51,051 -[door closes] 2455 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:51,051 -Um, I should-- 2456 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:51,051 I should go check on him. 2457 00:57:51,093 --> 00:57:53,429 Yeah, sure, okay. 2458 00:57:51,093 --> 00:57:53,429 Yeah, we'll take a 2459 00:57:51,093 --> 00:57:53,429 walk some other time. 2460 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:58,183 -Claire. 2461 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:58,183 -Mm-hmm? 2462 00:58:01,312 --> 00:58:03,605 I'll-- I'll talk 2463 00:58:01,312 --> 00:58:03,605 to you later. 2464 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:05,441 Okay. 2465 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:19,621 Oh no. 2466 00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:21,081 Are you okay? 2467 00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:23,708 [sniffs] 2468 00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:23,708 Well, Claire, um... 2469 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:25,461 My head's buried 2470 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:25,461 in a toilet. 2471 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,754 What do you think? 2472 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,754 Why don't you do 2473 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,754 the math, okay? 2474 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:33,469 Honey, it's okay to be 2475 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:33,469 vulnerable sometimes. 2476 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:33,469 It's just me. 2477 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:37,139 Yeah, you can just cut that 2478 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:37,139 psychobabble bullshit that 2479 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:37,139 your mom tells you, okay? 2480 00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:39,308 -Right. 2481 00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:39,308 -Hey, you wanna 2482 00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:39,308 help me out? 2483 00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:42,894 Do ya? Do ya, kid? 2484 00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:42,894 Why don't you go 2485 00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:42,894 get me a 7-Up, okay? 2486 00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:44,729 All right, 2487 00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:44,729 'cause I think I'm-- 2488 00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:46,731 [mockingly] 2489 00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:46,731 I think I might 2490 00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:46,731 get vulnerable again. 2491 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:52,737 [animal howling] 2492 00:58:55,657 --> 00:58:57,534 [sniffs] 2493 00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:02,998 What the f-- fuck 2494 00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:02,998 is going on? 2495 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,335 Shh, shh, shh! 2496 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,335 You'll wake my dad. 2497 00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:08,545 Baby, I started thinking 2498 00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:08,545 about what you said before 2499 00:59:08,586 --> 00:59:09,754 and I think 2500 00:59:08,586 --> 00:59:09,754 the problem is 2501 00:59:09,796 --> 00:59:12,716 I am not being 2502 00:59:09,796 --> 00:59:12,716 adventurous enough for you! 2503 00:59:12,757 --> 00:59:15,635 Gloria, I am pretty 2504 00:59:12,757 --> 00:59:15,635 sure that is not what 2505 00:59:12,757 --> 00:59:15,635 I've been saying to you. 2506 00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:17,762 Shh! 2507 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:19,431 Baby... 2508 00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:23,560 I'm gonna make all 2509 00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:23,560 your fantasies come true. 2510 00:59:23,601 --> 00:59:26,938 But this is not fant-- 2511 00:59:23,601 --> 00:59:26,938 [muffled groans] 2512 00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,858 [passionately] 2513 00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,858 I love you. 2514 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,860 [muffled scream] 2515 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:34,112 [soft rock music 2516 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:34,112 playing] 2517 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,266 ♪ Till I drive you away ♪ 2518 01:00:02,307 --> 01:00:04,309 [sighs] 2519 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:09,147 ♪ I know 2520 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:09,147 what you'll say ♪ 2521 01:00:09,189 --> 01:00:14,319 ♪ You say oh ♪ 2522 01:00:14,361 --> 01:00:16,988 ♪ Someone you know ♪I 2523 01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:24,413 I♪ But I promise you this ♪ 2524 01:00:27,374 --> 01:00:33,004 ♪ I'll always 2525 01:00:27,374 --> 01:00:33,004 look out for you ♪ 2526 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:38,009 ♪ Yeah, that's 2527 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:38,009 what I'll do ♪ 2528 01:00:40,596 --> 01:00:46,268 ♪ I say oh ♪ 2529 01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:48,520 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 2530 01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:55,068 ♪ I say oh ♪ 2531 01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:59,239 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 2532 01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:03,160 ♪ I saw sparks ♪ 2533 01:01:05,829 --> 01:01:09,791 ♪ Yeah, I saw sparks... ♪ 2534 01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:14,505 ♪ I saw sparks ♪ 2535 01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:19,301 [vomits] 2536 01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:21,470 ♪ Yeah, I saw sparks ♪ 2537 01:01:21,512 --> 01:01:23,472 ♪ I saw them ♪ 2538 01:01:23,514 --> 01:01:27,892 ♪ La la la ♪ 2539 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:30,521 [breathing deeply] 2540 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:32,397 Gloria, 2541 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:32,397 go to sleep, honey. 2542 01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:35,359 It's not Gloria. 2543 01:01:36,776 --> 01:01:38,778 Jesus Christ! 2544 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:41,490 We had a moment at 2545 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:41,490 the dinner table, 2546 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:41,490 didn't we? 2547 01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:45,160 -No. No, we did not have 2548 01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:45,160 a moment at the dinner table. 2549 01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:45,160 -Yes! We had a moment. 2550 01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:47,663 I was right there. 2551 01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:47,663 Todd, I would have noticed 2552 01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:47,663 if there was a moment. 2553 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,290 -There was no moment. 2554 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,290 -I made you a painting. 2555 01:01:50,332 --> 01:01:51,416 What? 2556 01:01:52,543 --> 01:01:54,794 I call the painting 2557 01:01:52,543 --> 01:01:54,794 "Celebration." 2558 01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:57,506 It's sexual and violent. 2559 01:01:57,548 --> 01:02:00,467 I thought you 2560 01:01:57,548 --> 01:02:00,467 might like it. 2561 01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:03,094 -No. 2562 01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:03,094 -[door closes] 2563 01:02:06,557 --> 01:02:08,684 Hide! You gotta hide! 2564 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,686 -No. They need to know 2565 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,686 about us. It's okay. 2566 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,686 -Yes. 2567 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:11,853 Hide hide hide! 2568 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:11,853 Please please please. 2569 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,397 You gotta hide, 2570 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,397 you gotta hide! 2571 01:02:15,524 --> 01:02:18,485 Not there. Not there! 2572 01:02:15,524 --> 01:02:18,485 I'm not comfortable-- 2573 01:02:15,524 --> 01:02:18,485 I'm not comfortable with that! 2574 01:02:18,527 --> 01:02:22,155 -Let's play tummy sticks! 2575 01:02:18,527 --> 01:02:22,155 -What's tummy sticks? I don't 2576 01:02:18,527 --> 01:02:22,155 want to play tummy sticks! 2577 01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:24,533 -Get in the closet. 2578 01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:24,533 -It's okay, I was where 2579 01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:24,533 you were a year ago. 2580 01:02:24,575 --> 01:02:26,951 Get in the fucking 2581 01:02:24,575 --> 01:02:26,951 closet right now! 2582 01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:30,830 You go get in the closet! 2583 01:02:30,872 --> 01:02:33,124 Go! 2584 01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:36,920 I'll pop out 2585 01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:36,920 at the right moment. 2586 01:02:36,961 --> 01:02:38,213 No, you will not! 2587 01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:48,306 Everything okay in here? 2588 01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:48,306 I thought I heard something. 2589 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:50,225 I was just 2590 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:50,225 having a bad dream. 2591 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:51,142 Oh. 2592 01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:55,439 -[sniffs] 2593 01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:55,439 -I know about bad dreams. 2594 01:02:57,691 --> 01:03:00,777 You know, Todd... 2595 01:03:00,818 --> 01:03:03,113 screams 2596 01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:05,449 at night sometimes. 2597 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:09,244 You know, the doctors 2598 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:09,244 call it night terrors. 2599 01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:12,330 I don't know. 2600 01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:23,925 Hmm? 2601 01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:34,394 Oh. Okay, then. 2602 01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:35,437 Sleep well. 2603 01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:42,277 [door closes] 2604 01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:46,864 There's nothing 2605 01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:46,864 terrifying about the night. 2606 01:03:46,906 --> 01:03:50,868 Now, listen, if you let me 2607 01:03:46,906 --> 01:03:50,868 go to bed and get some sleep 2608 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:52,579 then I-- we can 2609 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:52,579 talk tomorrow. 2610 01:03:52,621 --> 01:03:53,871 You won't 2611 01:03:52,621 --> 01:03:53,871 make time for me. 2612 01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:55,499 If I get my sleep 2613 01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:55,499 I'll have to-- I'll-- 2614 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,875 I'll love to make 2615 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,875 time and talk about, uh, 2616 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,875 uh, different things. 2617 01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,836 Like paintings. 2618 01:04:01,879 --> 01:04:05,634 Can't wait for tomorrow 2619 01:04:01,879 --> 01:04:05,634 when I got energy and I 2620 01:04:01,879 --> 01:04:05,634 can really share some stuff. 2621 01:04:05,676 --> 01:04:07,385 -[giggles] 2622 01:04:05,676 --> 01:04:07,385 -okay. 2623 01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:09,471 -Oh, it's gonna be great. 2624 01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:09,471 -You sleep. 2625 01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:17,270 Mmm. Okay. 2626 01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:17,270 That was nice. 2627 01:04:17,312 --> 01:04:19,773 [choking back tears] 2628 01:04:17,312 --> 01:04:19,773 That was nice! Please 2629 01:04:17,312 --> 01:04:19,773 let me just sleep. 2630 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:25,487 I can't take 2631 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:25,487 this fucking shit anymore! 2632 01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:37,874 There he is! 2633 01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:37,874 It's the big guy! 2634 01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:37,874 Get in here. 2635 01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,794 Wait till you 2636 01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,794 see the spread. 2637 01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,794 Anything you want. 2638 01:04:40,836 --> 01:04:42,504 Yeah, well, get 2639 01:04:40,836 --> 01:04:42,504 what you want to go. 2640 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:44,840 The ferry leaves in 25 minutes. 2641 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:44,840 We gotta get outta here. 2642 01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:47,175 Whoa, what's your problem? 2643 01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:47,175 Have some of this stuff. 2644 01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:50,512 -I didn't get a lot of sleep 2645 01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:50,512 last night, John. I'm fried. 2646 01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:50,512 -Soft mattress? 2647 01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:52,723 Yeah, that could've 2648 01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:52,723 been it. It could have 2649 01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:52,723 been the soft mattress. 2650 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,684 Or, it could've been 2651 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,684 the midnight rape... 2652 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,684 or the nude, gay art show 2653 01:04:55,726 --> 01:04:58,770 that took place in my room-- 2654 01:04:55,726 --> 01:04:58,770 one of those probably added 2655 01:04:55,726 --> 01:04:58,770 to the lack of sleep-- 2656 01:04:58,812 --> 01:05:00,480 Try one of these scones, 2657 01:04:58,812 --> 01:05:00,480 you're gonna love 'em. 2658 01:05:00,522 --> 01:05:02,482 I'm a little traumatized 2659 01:05:00,522 --> 01:05:02,482 to have a scone. Let's move. 2660 01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:05,694 Will you slow down 2661 01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:05,694 for a second? The whole 2662 01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:05,694 eyedrop thing backfired. 2663 01:05:05,736 --> 01:05:08,822 Okay? It didn't work. 2664 01:05:05,736 --> 01:05:08,822 She had to leave me 2665 01:05:05,736 --> 01:05:08,822 and go attend to him. 2666 01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:13,284 Why are you looking 2667 01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:13,284 at me like that? 2668 01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:15,370 You're falling 2669 01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:15,370 for this broad. 2670 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,873 No! I just met her. 2671 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:19,875 Exactly. 2672 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:19,875 I'm gonna go. 2673 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,668 -You can't go. 2674 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,668 -Watch me. 2675 01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:23,754 [spanks himself] 2676 01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:23,754 Watch me take this 2677 01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:23,754 on down the road. 2678 01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:27,424 If you leave, Gloria 2679 01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:27,424 is gonna freak out 2680 01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:27,424 and throw a shit fit, 2681 01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:30,468 and it's gonna go 2682 01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:30,468 into crisis lockdown 2683 01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:30,468 mode here at the house. 2684 01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:32,303 I don't give 2685 01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:32,303 a baker's fuck! 2686 01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:35,181 I just had my own 2687 01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:35,181 sock duct-taped into 2688 01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:35,181 my mouth last night! 2689 01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:38,769 -Whoa, what? 2690 01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:38,769 -Yeah, the sock that 2691 01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:38,769 I wore around all day, 2692 01:05:38,810 --> 01:05:41,145 playing football in, 2693 01:05:38,810 --> 01:05:41,145 pouring sweat in, 2694 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:44,190 was shoved into my mouth, 2695 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:44,190 and there was duct tape 2696 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:44,190 over it! 2697 01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:46,735 Well, let's talk about it. 2698 01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:46,735 I'm a good listener. 2699 01:05:46,777 --> 01:05:48,612 I'm not in a place to discuss 2700 01:05:46,777 --> 01:05:48,612 what happened. Okay? 2701 01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:50,363 I felt like Jodie Foster 2702 01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:50,363 in The Accused last night. 2703 01:05:50,405 --> 01:05:53,283 I'm gonna go home, 2704 01:05:50,405 --> 01:05:53,283 see Dr. Finkelstein 2705 01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:55,326 and I'm gonna tell him... 2706 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:59,790 we got a whole new bag of 2707 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:59,790 issues, we can forget about 2708 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:59,790 Mom for a while. I'm gonna go. 2709 01:05:59,831 --> 01:06:02,417 Suit yourself. 2710 01:05:59,831 --> 01:06:02,417 Rule 2711 01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:07,756 Rule 2712 01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:07,756 Never leave a fellow 2713 01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:07,756 crasher behind. 2714 01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:13,261 -I can't believe 2715 01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:13,261 how selfish you are. 2716 01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:13,261 -I need you. 2717 01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:19,100 A friend in need 2718 01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:19,100 is a pest. 2719 01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:26,107 I'll stick it out with you 2720 01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:26,107 because you're desperate. 2721 01:06:26,149 --> 01:06:27,400 I need the big guy. 2722 01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:28,819 I'm gonna try to give you 2723 01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:28,819 a little bit more time, 2724 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:30,445 because somebody can't close. 2725 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,781 -Fair enough. 2726 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,781 -But if you want my help, 2727 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,781 you gotta listen. 2728 01:06:32,823 --> 01:06:35,325 Number one: 2729 01:06:32,823 --> 01:06:35,325 stop being a pussy. 2730 01:06:35,366 --> 01:06:37,786 Number two: 2731 01:06:35,366 --> 01:06:37,786 make a move. 2732 01:06:37,828 --> 01:06:40,121 Number three... 2733 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:41,706 You know it. 2734 01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,917 Could you pop 2735 01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,917 the syrup for me? 2736 01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,917 Just as a top off? 2737 01:06:43,959 --> 01:06:46,461 Here's what's 2738 01:06:43,959 --> 01:06:46,461 gonna happen, Tonto. 2739 01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:48,338 Kimosabe's gonna have 2740 01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:48,338 some flavor, 2741 01:06:48,379 --> 01:06:50,757 -I'm gonna choose 2742 01:06:48,379 --> 01:06:50,757 not to eat with you. 2743 01:06:48,379 --> 01:06:50,757 -We're not gonna eat together? 2744 01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:52,926 No. I like to recharge 2745 01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:52,926 my batteries, 2746 01:06:52,968 --> 01:06:55,637 and shut down the engines, 2747 01:06:52,968 --> 01:06:55,637 and get myself 2748 01:06:52,968 --> 01:06:55,637 back to neutral. 2749 01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:57,889 When the meal's over with, 2750 01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:57,889 I will talk to you. 2751 01:06:57,931 --> 01:06:59,766 I don't want to get 2752 01:06:57,931 --> 01:06:59,766 into what happened last night, 2753 01:06:59,808 --> 01:07:01,893 'cause it's only 2754 01:06:59,808 --> 01:07:01,893 gonna make me mad. 2755 01:06:59,808 --> 01:07:01,893 Let's get through today, 2756 01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:04,020 let's keep our eye 2757 01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:04,020 on the prize, 2758 01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:04,020 let's focus, 2759 01:07:04,061 --> 01:07:06,230 -and let's close some ass. 2760 01:07:04,061 --> 01:07:06,230 -Noted. 2761 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:14,781 Can I tell you something 2762 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:14,781 without you getting angry? 2763 01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:18,326 I love you. 2764 01:07:20,203 --> 01:07:22,079 Yeah, you, big guy. 2765 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:25,416 [muffled] 2766 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:25,416 I love you too. 2767 01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:29,838 -[phone line ringing] 2768 01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:29,838 -[man] Hello. 2769 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:33,424 -Trapster, it's Sack. 2770 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:33,424 - Sackmaster! 2771 01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:35,969 -How was the wedding? 2772 01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:35,969 - Oh, it was boring, 2773 01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:35,969 you know, 2774 01:07:36,011 --> 01:07:37,971 but the bachelor party, 2775 01:07:36,011 --> 01:07:37,971 of course, rocked. 2776 01:07:38,013 --> 01:07:39,764 We got Heidi a couple 2777 01:07:38,013 --> 01:07:39,764 of those fucking sluts 2778 01:07:39,806 --> 01:07:41,516 from the environmental 2779 01:07:39,806 --> 01:07:41,516 group, remember them? 2780 01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:44,435 No way! 2781 01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:44,435 Did you tap that again? 2782 01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:47,063 Once at my place, 2783 01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:47,063 then once back in the cab. 2784 01:07:47,104 --> 01:07:48,940 Damn! Sluts! 2785 01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:50,942 Oh, how's Claire? 2786 01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:53,987 Still trying to figure out 2787 01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:53,987 what she's doing 2788 01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:53,987 with her life? 2789 01:07:54,029 --> 01:07:56,740 Claire? She's, you know, 2790 01:07:54,029 --> 01:07:56,740 whatever, I don't know. 2791 01:07:56,781 --> 01:07:59,910 She's saving the world 2792 01:07:56,781 --> 01:07:59,910 one maladjusted kid 2793 01:07:56,781 --> 01:07:59,910 at a time. 2794 01:07:59,951 --> 01:08:01,912 But that'll all change 2795 01:07:59,951 --> 01:08:01,912 when we're married, 2796 01:08:01,953 --> 01:08:04,080 'cause I want a wife. 2797 01:08:01,953 --> 01:08:04,080 I don't want a fucking 2798 01:08:01,953 --> 01:08:04,080 martyr, right? 2799 01:08:04,121 --> 01:08:05,289 I hear that, my friend. 2800 01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:09,210 Hey, man, listen, 2801 01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:09,210 I-- I-- I-- I-- I got-- 2802 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,504 Do you remember 2803 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,504 that private detective 2804 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,504 we used 2805 01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:13,506 to set up that fucking 2806 01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:13,506 Shearson Lehman prick? 2807 01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:15,759 The big, sleazy 2808 01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:15,759 Tommy Gufano. 2809 01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:15,759 He's a wop genius. 2810 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,720 Yes. I need you 2811 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,720 to get some dirt 2812 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,720 on these two guys 2813 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:21,723 John and Jeremy Ryan. 2814 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:21,723 They're brothers 2815 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:21,723 from New Hampshire. 2816 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:25,518 They got some sort 2817 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:25,518 of N.P.O. called 2818 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:25,518 "Holy Shirts andamp; Pants." 2819 01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,854 -I will check into them. 2820 01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,854 - Excellent, bro. 2821 01:08:27,896 --> 01:08:29,522 -You da man! 2822 01:08:27,896 --> 01:08:29,522 - Take it easy. 2823 01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:34,318 [dry heaving] 2824 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:37,405 [Secretary Cleary] 2825 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:37,405 Where's Sack? 2826 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,616 [Claire] 2827 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,616 Oh, he's-- he's still 2828 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,616 not feeling very well. 2829 01:08:39,657 --> 01:08:42,326 [Secretary Cleary] 2830 01:08:39,657 --> 01:08:42,326 Well then, we'll sail 2831 01:08:39,657 --> 01:08:42,326 without him. 2832 01:09:09,980 --> 01:09:11,689 -John my boy. 2833 01:09:09,980 --> 01:09:11,689 -Yes? 2834 01:09:11,731 --> 01:09:13,817 We're tacking back round. 2835 01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:16,611 Do me a favor, 2836 01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:16,611 ease the sheets. 2837 01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:18,446 Swing the jib 2838 01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:18,446 starboard. 2839 01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:20,490 Okay, let me-- 2840 01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:22,867 [grunting] 2841 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:37,799 One minute. 2842 01:09:37,841 --> 01:09:39,550 -Hi. 2843 01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:42,679 -How is it going? 2844 01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:42,679 -Oh, just swinging the jib 2845 01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:42,679 here for your dad. 2846 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:46,016 Starboard. 2847 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:46,016 Trying to get it over here 2848 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:46,016 and crease the sheet. 2849 01:09:46,057 --> 01:09:48,476 Um, but starboard's 2850 01:09:46,057 --> 01:09:48,476 this way. 2851 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:52,188 -Oh, that's right. 2852 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:52,188 What am I-- 2853 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:52,188 -Yeah. 2854 01:09:52,229 --> 01:09:54,273 -What am I thinking? 2855 01:09:52,229 --> 01:09:54,273 -I'll help. 2856 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:56,275 -Okay. 2857 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:56,275 -Hang on, hang on. 2858 01:09:56,317 --> 01:09:57,902 [grunts] 2859 01:09:56,317 --> 01:09:57,902 Watch the jib boom. 2860 01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:00,155 Oh. 2861 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:03,324 [laughs] 2862 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:03,324 All right, push it. 2863 01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,326 -Push it this way. 2864 01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,326 -[grunts] 2865 01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:07,996 Oh, yeah. 2866 01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:07,996 Yeah, this is better. 2867 01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:10,665 -Come on, use some muscle. 2868 01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:10,665 -There we go. 2869 01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:12,750 All right, 2870 01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:12,750 that's good. 2871 01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:12,750 Done. Done. 2872 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:15,586 You know, I'm used 2873 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:15,586 to sailing down under 2874 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:15,586 with the Kiwis, 2875 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,380 so everything is 2876 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,380 backwards. 2877 01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:20,133 Even the toilets-- 2878 01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:20,133 when you flush them, 2879 01:10:20,175 --> 01:10:22,552 the water spins 2880 01:10:20,175 --> 01:10:22,552 the opposite way. 2881 01:10:22,593 --> 01:10:25,346 Really freaks you out 2882 01:10:22,593 --> 01:10:25,346 the first time you see it. 2883 01:10:25,388 --> 01:10:28,224 -[laughs] 2884 01:10:25,388 --> 01:10:28,224 -[grunts] 2885 01:10:28,265 --> 01:10:30,143 [panting] 2886 01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:43,447 [Secretary Cleary] 2887 01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:43,447 John my boy, 2888 01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:45,449 come on up here. 2889 01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:47,160 Man "The Woodwind" 2890 01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:47,160 for a while. 2891 01:10:47,202 --> 01:10:49,162 On my way. 2892 01:10:49,204 --> 01:10:51,164 [giggles] 2893 01:10:51,206 --> 01:10:53,249 [exhales] 2894 01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:56,127 Hey, your dad was telling 2895 01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:56,127 me about a great beach 2896 01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:56,127 near here 2897 01:10:56,169 --> 01:10:58,004 that maybe we could 2898 01:10:56,169 --> 01:10:58,004 check out 2899 01:10:58,046 --> 01:11:00,715 if you have any interest 2900 01:10:58,046 --> 01:11:00,715 when we get back. 2901 01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:03,218 Yeah. 2902 01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,511 Great. Okay, it can get 2903 01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,511 confusing up here. 2904 01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:08,139 -If you have a problem, 2905 01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:08,139 just give me a call. 2906 01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:08,139 -Thank you. 2907 01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:11,642 Ah, sailing! 2908 01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:11,642 What have we got, Captain? 2909 01:11:11,684 --> 01:11:13,352 Take the wheel. 2910 01:11:34,665 --> 01:11:37,668 [men conversing 2911 01:11:34,665 --> 01:11:37,668 quietly] 2912 01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:40,838 -Thanks. 2913 01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:40,838 -Now how would one 2914 01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:40,838 get to this Sook's Bend? 2915 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,591 -Actually, it would be 2916 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,591 a really nice bike ride. 2917 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,591 -Well-- 2918 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:46,970 [cocks gun] 2919 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:46,970 Everything's ready 2920 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:46,970 for the quail hunt! 2921 01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:51,182 -For the quail hunt? 2922 01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:51,182 -Yeah. It's a-- it's 2923 01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:51,182 a Cleary family tradition. 2924 01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:53,768 Well, I think 2925 01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:53,768 you might have to 2926 01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:53,768 deal me out on this, 2927 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:56,187 -'cause we were gonna-- 2928 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:56,187 -Nonsense, I insist. 2929 01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:58,815 John, you gotta go! 2930 01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:58,815 You're gonna love it! 2931 01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:02,485 Sack, honey, um, 2932 01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:02,485 you're a little bit 2933 01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:02,485 sick for hunting. 2934 01:12:02,526 --> 01:12:04,487 Oh, no, I'm great! 2935 01:12:02,526 --> 01:12:04,487 Honey, I'm great! 2936 01:12:04,528 --> 01:12:07,157 Oh, I'm going! 2937 01:12:04,528 --> 01:12:07,157 Right? Right? 2938 01:12:07,198 --> 01:12:10,285 [laughing loudly] 2939 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:12,245 Okay. You're going. 2940 01:12:12,287 --> 01:12:15,290 -So, I guess 2941 01:12:12,287 --> 01:12:15,290 I'll see you later. 2942 01:12:12,287 --> 01:12:15,290 -See you later. 2943 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:18,042 Just take it easy, okay? 2944 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:19,752 -Okay. 2945 01:12:19,794 --> 01:12:22,172 Mr. Environmental 2946 01:12:19,794 --> 01:12:22,172 is also a-a hunter. 2947 01:12:22,213 --> 01:12:23,965 It's kind of an interesting 2948 01:12:22,213 --> 01:12:23,965 combination. 2949 01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:25,967 I hunt quail, Jeremy! 2950 01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:28,427 They're overpopulated in this 2951 01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:28,427 region and they're decimating 2952 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:30,763 the grub worm population. 2953 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:30,763 You got a fucking problem 2954 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:30,763 with that?! 2955 01:12:30,805 --> 01:12:34,142 Not nearly as much as I do 2956 01:12:30,805 --> 01:12:34,142 with the, uh, attire 2957 01:12:30,805 --> 01:12:34,142 that you have on, 2958 01:12:34,184 --> 01:12:36,352 or just your 2959 01:12:34,184 --> 01:12:36,352 general point of view 2960 01:12:34,184 --> 01:12:36,352 towards everybody. 2961 01:12:36,393 --> 01:12:38,146 But let's go 2962 01:12:36,393 --> 01:12:38,146 kill some birds. 2963 01:12:36,393 --> 01:12:38,146 I'm psyched. 2964 01:12:38,188 --> 01:12:41,065 [birds cawing] 2965 01:12:41,107 --> 01:12:43,318 Have you even shot 2966 01:12:41,107 --> 01:12:43,318 one of these things before? 2967 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,528 The whole 17 years 2968 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,528 we've known each other, 2969 01:12:45,569 --> 01:12:48,323 I've been sneaking off to go 2970 01:12:45,569 --> 01:12:48,323 on little hunting trips 2971 01:12:45,569 --> 01:12:48,323 around the world. 2972 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,908 No, I don't even know 2973 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,908 what the fuck a quail is! 2974 01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:54,120 I feel totally ridiculous. 2975 01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:54,120 Like why do I have to be 2976 01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:54,120 in camouflage? 2977 01:12:54,162 --> 01:12:56,331 So the big bad quail 2978 01:12:54,162 --> 01:12:56,331 doesn't see me? 2979 01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:58,833 I know. 2980 01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:58,833 It's like, why can't we 2981 01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:58,833 hunt something cool 2982 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:02,003 like a hawk, 2983 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:02,003 or an eagle, or something 2984 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:02,003 with some talons? 2985 01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:04,421 -That'd be awesome. You mean, 2986 01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:04,421 something like big game... 2987 01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:04,421 -Yeah! 2988 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:05,882 -Even like a gorilla... 2989 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:05,882 -Gorilla! 2990 01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:07,383 -Or rhinoceros... 2991 01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:07,383 -Rhino! 2992 01:13:07,424 --> 01:13:10,011 Or a fucking human being? 2993 01:13:07,424 --> 01:13:10,011 That'll get you jacked up. 2994 01:13:10,053 --> 01:13:12,013 That's a little heavy. 2995 01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:14,682 I mean, like-- 2996 01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:14,682 you're hunting 2997 01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:14,682 a human being right now, 2998 01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,392 the most dangerous game. 2999 01:13:16,433 --> 01:13:19,020 Like a worthy adversary. 3000 01:13:16,433 --> 01:13:19,020 Not a human being 3001 01:13:16,433 --> 01:13:19,020 that's armed... 3002 01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:21,814 -Oh, if he wasn't armed. 3003 01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:21,814 -...but a clever-- a clever 3004 01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:21,814 human being 3005 01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:23,900 -who knows the jungle, 3006 01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:23,900 or the woods. 3007 01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:23,900 -Or like a bad guy. 3008 01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:25,609 [blows bird whistle] 3009 01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:31,032 [blows bird whistle] 3010 01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:36,913 There's something not right 3011 01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:36,913 about these guys. 3012 01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:38,622 [Ken] 3013 01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:38,622 What do you mean? 3014 01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:41,542 -I mean, it's time 3015 01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:41,542 to send them home. 3016 01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:41,542 -Sack, don't do anything crazy. 3017 01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:44,379 -Just relax, I'm just gonna 3018 01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:44,379 scare them a little bit. 3019 01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:44,379 -All right. 3020 01:13:46,381 --> 01:13:48,966 [yells] 3021 01:13:46,381 --> 01:13:48,966 To the right! 3022 01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:50,885 [scream] 3023 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:53,012 Argh! 3024 01:13:53,054 --> 01:13:54,389 [both] 3025 01:13:53,054 --> 01:13:54,389 Oo-ooh! 3026 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,224 -Ooh. 3027 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,224 -[hissing] 3028 01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:58,268 -They got me! 3029 01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:58,268 -Oh, shit. 3030 01:13:58,309 --> 01:14:00,937 -They got me! 3031 01:13:58,309 --> 01:14:00,937 -Oh, shit. 3032 01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:03,147 [Jeremy screams] 3033 01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:05,024 Ow! Jesus! 3034 01:14:05,066 --> 01:14:08,485 -You okay, buddy? 3035 01:14:05,066 --> 01:14:08,485 -Oh, don't "okay, buddy" me. 3036 01:14:08,527 --> 01:14:11,322 Look, we just came by 3037 01:14:08,527 --> 01:14:11,322 to say we're gonna take 3038 01:14:08,527 --> 01:14:11,322 a little bike ride 3039 01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:13,241 and then 3040 01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:13,241 we're gonna come back 3041 01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:13,241 and check up on you. 3042 01:14:13,283 --> 01:14:15,868 And take care of him, okay? 3043 01:14:13,283 --> 01:14:15,868 I want you to get my little 3044 01:14:13,283 --> 01:14:15,868 angel up and running. 3045 01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:18,246 -Hang in there. 3046 01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:18,246 -I hope you flip 3047 01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:18,246 your bike over 3048 01:14:18,288 --> 01:14:21,040 and knock your 3049 01:14:18,288 --> 01:14:21,040 two front teeth out, 3050 01:14:18,288 --> 01:14:21,040 you selfish son of a bitch! 3051 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:23,876 You leave me in the trenches 3052 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:23,876 taking grenades, John! 3053 01:14:23,918 --> 01:14:26,129 ♪ Ch-ch-ch-uh 3054 01:14:23,918 --> 01:14:26,129 ch-ch-ch-uh ♪ 3055 01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:29,632 ♪ Ch-ch-ch-uh 3056 01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:29,632 ch-ch-ch ♪ 3057 01:14:29,673 --> 01:14:32,385 ♪ In the summertime 3058 01:14:29,673 --> 01:14:32,385 when the weather is hot ♪ 3059 01:14:32,427 --> 01:14:35,388 ♪ You can stretch right up 3060 01:14:32,427 --> 01:14:35,388 and touch the sky ♪ 3061 01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:37,098 ♪ When the weather's fine ♪ 3062 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:39,892 ♪ You got women, you got 3063 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:39,892 women on your mind... ♪ 3064 01:14:41,352 --> 01:14:43,271 ♪ Have a drink, 3065 01:14:41,352 --> 01:14:43,271 have a drive ♪ 3066 01:14:43,313 --> 01:14:45,606 ♪ Go out and see 3067 01:14:43,313 --> 01:14:45,606 what you can find ♪ 3068 01:14:47,066 --> 01:14:48,651 ♪ We're no threat, people ♪ 3069 01:14:48,692 --> 01:14:50,945 ♪ We're not dirty, 3070 01:14:48,692 --> 01:14:50,945 we're not mean ♪ 3071 01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:54,407 ♪ We love everybody, 3072 01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:54,407 but we do as we please, 3073 01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:54,407 when the weather's fine ♪ 3074 01:14:54,449 --> 01:14:56,951 ♪ We go fishing or go 3075 01:14:54,449 --> 01:14:56,951 sailing in the sea ♪ 3076 01:14:58,661 --> 01:15:00,288 ♪ We're always happy ♪ 3077 01:15:00,330 --> 01:15:02,498 ♪ Life's for living, 3078 01:15:00,330 --> 01:15:02,498 yeah, that's our philosophy ♪ 3079 01:15:03,874 --> 01:15:07,128 ♪ Dah, dah-dah, 3080 01:15:03,874 --> 01:15:07,128 dah, dah... ♪ 3081 01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:09,213 [man on TV] 3082 01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:09,213 Tough luck, Ralphie boy... 3083 01:15:10,423 --> 01:15:12,091 -Randolph. 3084 01:15:10,423 --> 01:15:12,091 -Shh. 3085 01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:14,135 I'm watching 3086 01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:14,135 my stories, man. 3087 01:15:14,177 --> 01:15:16,471 Is that what 3088 01:15:14,177 --> 01:15:16,471 you get paid to do? 3089 01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:19,223 It's exactly what I get 3090 01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:19,223 paid to do. 3091 01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:21,558 Look, I want to know 3092 01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:21,558 where Claire is. 3093 01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,395 She took a bike ride 3094 01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,395 down to the beach. 3095 01:15:24,437 --> 01:15:26,147 With who? 3096 01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:28,065 With that fellow 3097 01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:28,065 from the wedding 3098 01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:31,402 that everyone seems 3099 01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:31,402 to be so fond of. 3100 01:15:37,116 --> 01:15:39,994 [Claire] 3101 01:15:37,116 --> 01:15:39,994 So you're a venture 3102 01:15:37,116 --> 01:15:39,994 capitalist? 3103 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,996 What does that mean? 3104 01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:45,124 [John] 3105 01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:45,124 Oh, it's really not that 3106 01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:45,124 interesting, actually. 3107 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:47,335 [Claire] 3108 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:47,335 You don't sound 3109 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:47,335 very enthused. 3110 01:15:47,377 --> 01:15:49,337 [John] 3111 01:15:47,377 --> 01:15:49,337 Oh, no, it's just-- 3112 01:15:49,379 --> 01:15:51,339 you know, things 3113 01:15:49,379 --> 01:15:51,339 started happening 3114 01:15:51,381 --> 01:15:53,757 and you go down a road 3115 01:15:51,381 --> 01:15:53,757 and you think 3116 01:15:53,799 --> 01:15:55,759 it's just 3117 01:15:53,799 --> 01:15:55,759 for a little while. 3118 01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:57,887 And then you get 3119 01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:57,887 caught up in it 3120 01:15:57,928 --> 01:16:00,181 and you're 3121 01:15:57,928 --> 01:16:00,181 kind of into it 3122 01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:02,933 and just don't 3123 01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:02,933 even have time 3124 01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:05,436 to really ask 3125 01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:05,436 questions about it. 3126 01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:05,436 And before you know it 3127 01:16:05,478 --> 01:16:09,315 you're living a life 3128 01:16:05,478 --> 01:16:09,315 that you didn't set out to, 3129 01:16:05,478 --> 01:16:09,315 or that you intended to. 3130 01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,693 Do you know 3131 01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,693 what I mean? 3132 01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:15,696 Yes, I do. 3133 01:16:15,738 --> 01:16:18,533 I think that there's 3134 01:16:15,738 --> 01:16:18,533 some great things 3135 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:19,700 that I'd like to do, 3136 01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:23,496 that-that maybe I'm 3137 01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:23,496 capable of, hopefully. 3138 01:16:23,538 --> 01:16:25,540 Oh, yeah? 3139 01:16:23,538 --> 01:16:25,540 Like what? 3140 01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:27,542 I don't know. 3141 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,460 We'll see. 3142 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,460 I'm still young. 3143 01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:34,631 Well... 3144 01:16:34,673 --> 01:16:36,426 You're not 3145 01:16:34,673 --> 01:16:36,426 that young. 3146 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:41,889 I'm sorry. 3147 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:41,889 [giggles] 3148 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:44,016 Give me your hands. 3149 01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:45,560 I know this game. 3150 01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:45,560 Okay. 3151 01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:47,437 I'm not gonna bite you. 3152 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:52,149 Do you want it full speed 3153 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:52,149 or half speed? 3154 01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:53,984 -Full. 3155 01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:53,984 -[both laugh] 3156 01:16:56,362 --> 01:16:58,155 You're never gonna hit me, 3157 01:16:56,362 --> 01:16:58,155 I don't think. 3158 01:16:58,197 --> 01:16:59,240 I'm pretty quick. 3159 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:02,785 [laughing] 3160 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:02,785 What? 3161 01:17:02,826 --> 01:17:05,204 -Let me get 3162 01:17:02,826 --> 01:17:05,204 settled before you go. 3163 01:17:02,826 --> 01:17:05,204 -You didn't approve of that? 3164 01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:06,914 No, because 3165 01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:06,914 you're supposed to-- 3166 01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:10,667 You gotta wait 3167 01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:10,667 until I put them back! 3168 01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:12,253 Come on! 3169 01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:16,924 So what about you... 3170 01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:16,924 with Sack? 3171 01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:18,426 Is that a good thing? 3172 01:17:18,468 --> 01:17:21,637 Yes, I think it's 3173 01:17:18,468 --> 01:17:21,637 a... good thing. 3174 01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:25,475 You don't sound 3175 01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:25,475 very enthused. 3176 01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:26,850 I am. 3177 01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:30,062 I-- well, I mean, 3178 01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:30,062 I think I am, I-- 3179 01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:33,316 I'm-- 3180 01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:36,444 Okay. 3181 01:17:36,486 --> 01:17:38,946 I g-- You know, 3182 01:17:36,486 --> 01:17:38,946 we've just been 3183 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,157 talking so much 3184 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,157 about the future lately 3185 01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:44,952 and, uh... 3186 01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:44,952 I mean, I always assumed 3187 01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:44,952 that we would get married. 3188 01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:46,370 But, uh... 3189 01:17:49,248 --> 01:17:51,208 I'm scared. 3190 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:52,668 I am. 3191 01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:57,006 But I think that 3192 01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:57,006 that's how everyone feels 3193 01:17:57,047 --> 01:17:59,133 before they're 3194 01:17:57,047 --> 01:17:59,133 about to get married. 3195 01:17:57,047 --> 01:17:59,133 I mean, 3196 01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:00,176 don't you think? 3197 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,638 Yeah, no. 3198 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,638 Don't answer that. 3199 01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:06,223 That's my rationalization 3200 01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:06,223 and I'm sticking to it. 3201 01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:07,724 Fair enough. 3202 01:18:09,059 --> 01:18:10,894 And I don't mean to pry. 3203 01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:13,981 Yes, you do. 3204 01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:22,031 Well, however it works out, 3205 01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:22,031 I hope you... 3206 01:18:24,074 --> 01:18:26,619 uh, I hope you realize 3207 01:18:26,661 --> 01:18:28,745 that you deserve 3208 01:18:26,661 --> 01:18:28,745 somebody great. 3209 01:19:00,194 --> 01:19:02,572 [clinks glass] 3210 01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:05,491 I have an announcement. 3211 01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:08,661 [exhales] 3212 01:19:08,703 --> 01:19:11,830 I know that we said 3213 01:19:08,703 --> 01:19:11,830 we were gonna wait, but, uh, 3214 01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:14,500 given the spirit, 3215 01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:14,500 of this weekend 3216 01:19:14,542 --> 01:19:16,210 well... 3217 01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:18,713 [giggles] 3218 01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:18,713 Claire, come on. 3219 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:20,964 Come on. 3220 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:20,964 Come on come on, it's okay. 3221 01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:22,717 Come on! Come on. 3222 01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:27,221 [sighs] 3223 01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:30,266 [both laugh] 3224 01:19:31,392 --> 01:19:33,143 Claire and I are 3225 01:19:31,392 --> 01:19:33,143 getting married. 3226 01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:35,020 [guests laughing, 3227 01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:35,020 cheering] 3228 01:19:35,062 --> 01:19:39,650 Good, Sack. 3229 01:19:35,062 --> 01:19:39,650 That's wonderful! 3230 01:19:39,692 --> 01:19:42,612 -Wonderful. 3231 01:19:39,692 --> 01:19:42,612 -Wonderful! 3232 01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:46,073 -[snoring] 3233 01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:46,073 -[man] way to go, man! 3234 01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:46,073 Way to go! 3235 01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:47,783 Claire Bear, 3236 01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:47,783 you never told me! 3237 01:19:47,824 --> 01:19:50,119 Two of the great 3238 01:19:47,824 --> 01:19:50,119 American families. 3239 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:53,080 -Claire, you took us all 3240 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:53,080 by surprise! 3241 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:53,080 -[Sack] Yeah. 3242 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:55,416 -Yeah. 3243 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:55,416 -You're good! 3244 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:55,416 You're good! 3245 01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:58,419 Can-can you just 3246 01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:58,419 give me one minute? 3247 01:19:58,461 --> 01:20:00,379 -Yeah! 3248 01:19:58,461 --> 01:20:00,379 -Okay. 3249 01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:02,339 -[Claire giggles] 3250 01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:02,339 -Great. 3251 01:20:02,381 --> 01:20:04,007 Congratulations, 3252 01:20:02,381 --> 01:20:04,007 young man! 3253 01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:05,676 -Welcome to the family! 3254 01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:05,676 -[man] This is wonderful! 3255 01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:07,303 [whispering] 3256 01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:07,303 Look, kid, I'm sorry. 3257 01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:09,472 You win some, 3258 01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:09,472 you lose some, right? 3259 01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:09,472 Let's go home. 3260 01:20:09,513 --> 01:20:12,475 -No, I'm not-- 3261 01:20:09,513 --> 01:20:12,475 I can't-- I can't do that. 3262 01:20:09,513 --> 01:20:12,475 -What are you talking about? 3263 01:20:12,516 --> 01:20:14,685 Look, I-I think 3264 01:20:12,516 --> 01:20:14,685 I'm in love with her. 3265 01:20:14,727 --> 01:20:17,563 Yeah, I-- I-- I think-- 3266 01:20:14,727 --> 01:20:17,563 I think that you're nuts. 3267 01:20:17,605 --> 01:20:19,064 That's what I think. 3268 01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:21,734 I'm gonna tell her 3269 01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:21,734 the truth. 3270 01:20:21,776 --> 01:20:24,194 Jesus Christ! 3271 01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:28,240 [giggling] 3272 01:20:28,282 --> 01:20:29,199 -Hey. 3273 01:20:28,282 --> 01:20:29,199 -Hey! 3274 01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:30,743 How are you! 3275 01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:35,748 Okay, listen, Gloria, 3276 01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:35,748 you know that I think 3277 01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,167 that you're an amazing person, 3278 01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,167 a really amazing person, 3279 01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:40,419 but I feel like I have 3280 01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:40,419 to be upfront with you. 3281 01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:43,380 I-I-I really don't see 3282 01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:43,380 this relationship going 3283 01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:43,380 further than this weekend. 3284 01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,758 But I love you! 3285 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,760 Yeah, I think you'll learn 3286 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,760 as time goes on 3287 01:20:47,802 --> 01:20:49,762 that there's a difference 3288 01:20:49,804 --> 01:20:51,806 between infatuation 3289 01:20:49,804 --> 01:20:51,806 and love, you know? 3290 01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:55,017 Obviously, you're gonna have 3291 01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:55,017 strong feelings for me 3292 01:20:55,058 --> 01:20:57,269 because you lost 3293 01:20:55,058 --> 01:20:57,269 your virginity to me, 3294 01:20:55,058 --> 01:20:57,269 but that doesn't mean-- 3295 01:20:57,311 --> 01:20:58,688 Oh, I wasn't 3296 01:20:57,311 --> 01:20:58,688 a virgin. 3297 01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:03,900 -What? 3298 01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:03,900 -I wasn't a virgin. 3299 01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:06,403 Far from it. 3300 01:21:06,445 --> 01:21:09,906 I just thought 3301 01:21:06,445 --> 01:21:09,906 that that's what guys 3302 01:21:06,445 --> 01:21:09,906 wanted to hear. 3303 01:21:11,283 --> 01:21:12,743 Come on. 3304 01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:15,830 Jeremy! 3305 01:21:19,834 --> 01:21:21,168 Wow! 3306 01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:27,466 Hello, son. 3307 01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:30,302 -You okay? 3308 01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:30,302 -Not now, Father, please. 3309 01:21:30,344 --> 01:21:31,595 No offense to you, 3310 01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:34,390 I think we might be 3311 01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:34,390 on different wavelengths. 3312 01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:36,600 I think you'd just be 3313 01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:36,600 spinning your wheels with me, 3314 01:21:36,642 --> 01:21:38,602 but, uh, have a little 3315 01:21:36,642 --> 01:21:38,602 of the sacrament here. 3316 01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:42,189 No one likes 3317 01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:42,189 to drink alone. 3318 01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:42,189 We'll set you up. 3319 01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:44,775 There you go, 3320 01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:44,775 get your hands on it. 3321 01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:44,775 Take it while it's hot. 3322 01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:48,987 Take it while it's hot. 3323 01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:48,987 I'm gonna pour till it's 3324 01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:48,987 on the tray. Here it is. 3325 01:21:49,029 --> 01:21:52,575 Happy days. 3326 01:21:49,029 --> 01:21:52,575 Here's looking up your address. 3327 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:06,004 She's good. 3328 01:22:06,046 --> 01:22:07,673 I believed 3329 01:22:06,046 --> 01:22:07,673 that she was a virgin. 3330 01:22:07,715 --> 01:22:09,341 It hurts to be lied 3331 01:22:07,715 --> 01:22:09,341 to like that. 3332 01:22:09,383 --> 01:22:11,301 It's a horrible feeling 3333 01:22:09,383 --> 01:22:11,301 to feel that way. 3334 01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:14,012 But I was looking 3335 01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:14,012 to take advantage 3336 01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:14,012 of something, too. 3337 01:22:14,054 --> 01:22:15,806 So could I really 3338 01:22:14,054 --> 01:22:15,806 feel that bad? 3339 01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:18,350 It's not like I was who I was. 3340 01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:18,350 You know what I'm saying? 3341 01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:18,350 So, fair play. 3342 01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:20,477 And let's be honest 3343 01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:20,477 with each other here, okay? 3344 01:22:20,519 --> 01:22:23,606 Let's put all 3345 01:22:20,519 --> 01:22:23,606 the cards on the table. 3346 01:22:20,519 --> 01:22:23,606 She's fit for a straitjacket. 3347 01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:25,816 This broad's fucked 3348 01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:25,816 three ways towards 3349 01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:25,816 the weekend. 3350 01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:28,527 And you wanna know what? 3351 01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:28,527 I dig it! It turns me on! 3352 01:22:28,569 --> 01:22:30,195 Yeah! 3353 01:22:28,569 --> 01:22:30,195 It turns me on! 3354 01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:32,155 Because you wanna know 3355 01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:32,155 what the kicker is, Father? 3356 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:33,990 Maybe I'm a little 3357 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:33,990 fucking crazy! 3358 01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:35,868 That's right! 3359 01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:35,868 Maybe Jeremy's a little nuts. 3360 01:22:35,910 --> 01:22:38,036 Maybe there's 3361 01:22:35,910 --> 01:22:38,036 something about me 3362 01:22:35,910 --> 01:22:38,036 that I'm a little cuckoo. 3363 01:22:38,078 --> 01:22:40,038 I know it's a surprise. 3364 01:22:38,078 --> 01:22:40,038 I know it's not on the surface. 3365 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:43,083 I had an imaginary 3366 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:43,083 friend when I was a kid. 3367 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:43,083 His name was Shilo! 3368 01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:45,294 We used to play checkers 3369 01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:45,294 with each other every day, 3370 01:22:45,335 --> 01:22:48,088 and bless his heart, 3371 01:22:45,335 --> 01:22:48,088 Shilo'd always let me win! 3372 01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:49,965 [chuckles] 3373 01:22:50,006 --> 01:22:51,967 And that ain't normal! 3374 01:22:50,006 --> 01:22:51,967 There's something odd in that, 3375 01:22:52,008 --> 01:22:54,678 but maybe that's what it takes 3376 01:22:52,008 --> 01:22:54,678 to make you feel like you're 3377 01:22:52,008 --> 01:22:54,678 connected with somebody. 3378 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,263 I don't know! 3379 01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:58,181 But I know when that redhead 3380 01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:58,181 starts getting kooky 3381 01:22:58,223 --> 01:23:00,684 that something about me 3382 01:22:58,223 --> 01:23:00,684 feels alive inside! 3383 01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:03,270 I'm digging talking with ya. 3384 01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:03,270 You're a really 3385 01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:03,270 enlightened cat 3386 01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:06,064 and I like that about ya. 3387 01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:06,064 I think you're a special 3388 01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:06,064 special man. 3389 01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:09,735 Okay, come in 3390 01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:09,735 for the real thing. 3391 01:23:09,777 --> 01:23:11,236 -Mmm? Mmm? 3392 01:23:09,777 --> 01:23:11,236 -Get in here 3393 01:23:09,777 --> 01:23:11,236 for the real thing. 3394 01:23:11,278 --> 01:23:13,238 I love ya. 3395 01:23:11,278 --> 01:23:13,238 You're a sweet man. 3396 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:14,782 Oh, dear God. 3397 01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:33,216 You can't marry this guy. 3398 01:23:33,258 --> 01:23:34,927 Why? 3399 01:23:34,969 --> 01:23:36,929 Because I've fallen 3400 01:23:34,969 --> 01:23:36,929 for you. 3401 01:23:43,853 --> 01:23:45,813 [phone ringing] 3402 01:23:45,855 --> 01:23:48,231 Oh, good news 3403 01:23:45,855 --> 01:23:48,231 travels fast. 3404 01:23:48,273 --> 01:23:50,484 Excuse me. 3405 01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:52,027 Sorry, thanks. 3406 01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:52,027 Thanks. 3407 01:23:53,445 --> 01:23:55,322 Trapster, talk to me. 3408 01:23:57,199 --> 01:23:58,784 No shit. 3409 01:24:03,121 --> 01:24:04,957 And do you maybe feel 3410 01:24:03,121 --> 01:24:04,957 the same way? 3411 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,626 Maybe. 3412 01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:10,546 Maybe. That's all 3413 01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:10,546 I needed to know. 3414 01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:13,215 [exhales] 3415 01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:13,215 But this is crazy, 3416 01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:13,215 because I don't know any-- 3417 01:24:13,256 --> 01:24:15,592 -Why? 3418 01:24:13,256 --> 01:24:15,592 -I don't know anything 3419 01:24:13,256 --> 01:24:15,592 about you! 3420 01:24:15,634 --> 01:24:18,762 -What do you mean? 3421 01:24:15,634 --> 01:24:18,762 -You do investments 3422 01:24:15,634 --> 01:24:18,762 in New Hampshire 3423 01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:22,391 -and you have a crazy brother-- 3424 01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:22,391 -Well, actually, I need 3425 01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:22,391 to talk to you about that. 3426 01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:24,852 It's not a big deal, 3427 01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:24,852 but maybe you want 3428 01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:24,852 to sit back on the swing. 3429 01:24:24,894 --> 01:24:26,687 [gunshot] 3430 01:24:26,729 --> 01:24:28,731 -Run! 3431 01:24:26,729 --> 01:24:28,731 -[shouting] 3432 01:24:28,772 --> 01:24:30,357 Johnny! She's trying 3433 01:24:28,772 --> 01:24:30,357 to kill me! 3434 01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:32,108 [shouting] 3435 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:33,443 -Grandma! 3436 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:33,443 -Whoa whoa! 3437 01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:35,571 -Get the gun from her! 3438 01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:35,571 -Put the gun down! 3439 01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:38,198 -Mother, stop! 3440 01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:38,198 -This is the real world, 3441 01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:38,198 lady! 3442 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:42,369 You can't just go 3443 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:42,369 shooting people on a whim! 3444 01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:45,080 -What did you do? 3445 01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:45,080 -I told you that 3446 01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:45,080 in confidence! 3447 01:24:46,665 --> 01:24:49,292 That was a confession! 3448 01:24:46,665 --> 01:24:49,292 [panting] 3449 01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:50,961 What are you 3450 01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:50,961 talking about? 3451 01:24:51,003 --> 01:24:54,423 Why don't you 3452 01:24:51,003 --> 01:24:54,423 tell her, John? 3453 01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:56,842 -I don't know 3454 01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:56,842 what's going on. 3455 01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:56,842 -You don't know? 3456 01:24:56,884 --> 01:24:59,011 -I'm playing catch up, too. 3457 01:24:56,884 --> 01:24:59,011 -I don't-- 3458 01:24:59,053 --> 01:25:01,847 -Sack, what are you doing?! 3459 01:24:59,053 --> 01:25:01,847 -Remembering yet? 3460 01:24:59,053 --> 01:25:01,847 You remember yet? 3461 01:25:01,889 --> 01:25:04,558 - Are you okay? Sack! 3462 01:25:01,889 --> 01:25:04,558 - They're not who they say 3463 01:25:01,889 --> 01:25:04,558 they are, Claire. 3464 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,060 Those aren't even 3465 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,060 their real names. 3466 01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:08,437 -No, everything he told you 3467 01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:08,437 is a lie. 3468 01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:08,437 -What?! 3469 01:25:08,478 --> 01:25:10,064 [Claire] 3470 01:25:08,478 --> 01:25:10,064 I-I don't understand 3471 01:25:08,478 --> 01:25:10,064 what you're saying. 3472 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:12,232 Claire, they crash weddings. 3473 01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:14,777 They crash weddings 3474 01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:14,777 so that they can 3475 01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:14,777 sleep with girls. 3476 01:25:14,818 --> 01:25:18,113 Everything that 3477 01:25:14,818 --> 01:25:18,113 they have told us is 3478 01:25:14,818 --> 01:25:18,113 a complete fabrication. 3479 01:25:18,154 --> 01:25:19,949 No, you're joking. 3480 01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:22,200 All of it is a lie. 3481 01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:22,200 Don't you fucking get up. 3482 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:24,411 -Sack, will you just stop?! 3483 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:24,411 -Okay okay. 3484 01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:25,913 -[grunts] 3485 01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:25,913 -Is that true? 3486 01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,581 No, well, no, it's-- 3487 01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,581 not entirely. 3488 01:25:27,623 --> 01:25:29,917 No, it's a yes or no 3489 01:25:27,623 --> 01:25:29,917 question. 3490 01:25:29,959 --> 01:25:31,501 I know, 3491 01:25:29,959 --> 01:25:31,501 but it's complicated. 3492 01:25:31,543 --> 01:25:33,169 Yes or no? 3493 01:25:39,175 --> 01:25:40,677 Yes or no? 3494 01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:42,805 Yes... 3495 01:25:44,347 --> 01:25:47,183 -with shades of grey. 3496 01:25:44,347 --> 01:25:47,183 -Oh. 3497 01:25:49,728 --> 01:25:51,354 [Jeremy] 3498 01:25:49,728 --> 01:25:51,354 I'm not perfect, 3499 01:25:51,396 --> 01:25:54,357 but who are we kidding? 3500 01:25:51,396 --> 01:25:54,357 Neither are you. 3501 01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:57,152 And you wanna know what? 3502 01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:57,152 I dig it! 3503 01:25:57,193 --> 01:25:58,946 Jeremy tried 3504 01:25:57,193 --> 01:25:58,946 to seduce me! 3505 01:26:00,990 --> 01:26:03,366 You did? 3506 01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:04,994 I want my 3507 01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:04,994 painting back. 3508 01:26:05,035 --> 01:26:07,037 The painting was 3509 01:26:05,035 --> 01:26:07,037 a gift, Todd. 3510 01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:08,914 I'm taking it with me. 3511 01:26:10,332 --> 01:26:12,292 You had me going, son. 3512 01:26:12,334 --> 01:26:14,294 I thought it was 3513 01:26:12,334 --> 01:26:14,294 something special. 3514 01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:17,756 There's a ferry 3515 01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:17,756 leaving in 10 minutes. 3516 01:26:17,798 --> 01:26:19,967 I suggest 3517 01:26:17,798 --> 01:26:19,967 you be on it. 3518 01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:23,637 Come on, let's go. 3519 01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:26,807 [whispers] 3520 01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:26,807 I want you. 3521 01:26:26,849 --> 01:26:28,725 [whispers] 3522 01:26:26,849 --> 01:26:28,725 I love you. 3523 01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:32,312 He made a fool 3524 01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:32,312 out of you, Claire. 3525 01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:38,610 Come on, let's go. 3526 01:26:41,864 --> 01:26:43,991 Sweetheart. 3527 01:27:23,530 --> 01:27:26,616 [quietly] 3528 01:27:23,530 --> 01:27:26,616 Now bunch those panties up 3529 01:27:23,530 --> 01:27:26,616 into a little ball. 3530 01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:28,744 Put that little ball 3531 01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:28,744 right in your mouth. 3532 01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:30,579 -Oh, that's good. 3533 01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:30,579 -Hang up the phone. 3534 01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:34,416 Okay, and I will 3535 01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:34,416 definitely call you 3536 01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:34,416 back later then. 3537 01:27:34,457 --> 01:27:37,544 -Come on, wrap it up. 3538 01:27:34,457 --> 01:27:37,544 -I'll talk to you soon. 3539 01:27:34,457 --> 01:27:37,544 Thank you, Larry. 3540 01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:39,337 What the fuck? 3541 01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:39,337 You can't knock anymore? 3542 01:27:39,379 --> 01:27:40,964 -I know how I can 3543 01:27:39,379 --> 01:27:40,964 get to her. 3544 01:27:39,379 --> 01:27:40,964 -What? 3545 01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:42,632 I know how I can 3546 01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:42,632 get to Claire. 3547 01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:46,136 Oh, John, you gotta 3548 01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:46,136 drop this thing. 3549 01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:48,263 I'm-- I can't do this 3550 01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:48,263 anymore with you, okay? 3551 01:27:48,304 --> 01:27:50,265 It's been months, 3552 01:27:48,304 --> 01:27:50,265 and you haven't heard 3553 01:27:48,304 --> 01:27:50,265 from her. 3554 01:27:50,306 --> 01:27:51,892 She hasn't returned 3555 01:27:50,306 --> 01:27:51,892 your phone calls, 3556 01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:53,852 she's never responded 3557 01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:53,852 to one of your letters, 3558 01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:55,854 -she didn't respond 3559 01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:55,854 to the candygram. 3560 01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:55,854 -Right. 3561 01:27:55,896 --> 01:27:58,232 God knows what happened 3562 01:27:55,896 --> 01:27:58,232 to the little kitten 3563 01:27:55,896 --> 01:27:58,232 that you got her. 3564 01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:00,943 Because she didn't keep it 3565 01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:00,943 and I know you're not raising 3566 01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:00,943 that goddamn thing. 3567 01:28:00,984 --> 01:28:03,820 -Okay. 3568 01:28:00,984 --> 01:28:03,820 -It's very obvious 3569 01:28:00,984 --> 01:28:03,820 at this juncture 3570 01:28:03,862 --> 01:28:06,907 that she just flat out 3571 01:28:03,862 --> 01:28:06,907 does not wanna see you. 3572 01:28:06,949 --> 01:28:09,618 I disagree. 3573 01:28:06,949 --> 01:28:09,618 Now look, they're having 3574 01:28:06,949 --> 01:28:09,618 the engagement party 3575 01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:12,454 for her tonight 3576 01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:12,454 at the Birch Club. 3577 01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:12,454 We're going at 7:30. 3578 01:28:12,495 --> 01:28:14,414 I'm not g-- 3579 01:28:12,495 --> 01:28:14,414 John, I can't-- 3580 01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:18,252 Okay okay, listen to me, 3581 01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:18,252 Tasmanian devil. 3582 01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:20,963 -Listen to me. 3583 01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:20,963 I can't go. 3584 01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:20,963 - Why? 3585 01:28:21,004 --> 01:28:23,257 'Cause I can't go, 3586 01:28:21,004 --> 01:28:23,257 because I have a schedule. 3587 01:28:21,004 --> 01:28:23,257 Because I have-- 3588 01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:27,636 What is your deal? 3589 01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:27,636 What is your problem? 3590 01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:29,930 For the past 3591 01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:29,930 couple of months 3592 01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:29,930 you've been a ghost. 3593 01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:32,515 I can't find you anyplace, 3594 01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:32,515 and now I come to you 3595 01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:32,515 with an idea, 3596 01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:34,893 I put myself on the line, 3597 01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:34,893 you shoot it down with 3598 01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:34,893 your negativity. 3599 01:28:34,935 --> 01:28:37,854 Your goddamn negativity! 3600 01:28:34,935 --> 01:28:37,854 I don't need it! 3601 01:28:34,935 --> 01:28:37,854 I'm an idea man. 3602 01:28:37,896 --> 01:28:41,483 I thrive on enthusiasm. 3603 01:28:37,896 --> 01:28:41,483 Don't take the wind out 3604 01:28:37,896 --> 01:28:41,483 of my sails. I need you. 3605 01:28:41,524 --> 01:28:43,693 Buddy, you know 3606 01:28:41,524 --> 01:28:43,693 I love you, 3607 01:28:43,735 --> 01:28:45,946 and I hate to see you 3608 01:28:43,735 --> 01:28:45,946 like this, 3609 01:28:45,988 --> 01:28:47,739 but we gotta look 3610 01:28:45,988 --> 01:28:47,739 at reality here. 3611 01:28:47,781 --> 01:28:50,408 There's gonna be 3612 01:28:47,781 --> 01:28:50,408 Secret Service at this thing. 3613 01:28:47,781 --> 01:28:50,408 They have pictures of us. 3614 01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:52,744 There's not a shot in hell 3615 01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:52,744 we can get into this thing. 3616 01:28:52,786 --> 01:28:55,205 You're so cautious. 3617 01:28:52,786 --> 01:28:55,205 I'm more of a risk taker. 3618 01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:58,834 I'm two steps ahead of you 3619 01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:58,834 and 10 steps ahead 3620 01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:58,834 of Secret Service. 3621 01:28:58,875 --> 01:29:02,337 Oh, yeah. 46 extra long, 3622 01:28:58,875 --> 01:29:02,337 baba ganoush special. 3623 01:29:02,378 --> 01:29:03,880 [sighs] 3624 01:29:03,922 --> 01:29:05,340 We're waiters! 3625 01:29:05,381 --> 01:29:07,843 Buddy, for your own good, 3626 01:29:05,381 --> 01:29:07,843 you gotta let this thing go. 3627 01:29:07,884 --> 01:29:10,220 Now, I'm gonna 3628 01:29:07,884 --> 01:29:10,220 meet you there 3629 01:29:07,884 --> 01:29:10,220 at 7:30, okay? 3630 01:29:11,972 --> 01:29:13,849 Okay. 3631 01:29:20,981 --> 01:29:22,732 [knocking] 3632 01:29:26,195 --> 01:29:28,030 -Hey, how do I look? 3633 01:29:26,195 --> 01:29:28,030 -Good, man. 3634 01:29:28,071 --> 01:29:29,823 -Good. 3635 01:29:28,071 --> 01:29:29,823 -Where's your friend? 3636 01:29:29,865 --> 01:29:32,284 Late, as usual. 3637 01:29:29,865 --> 01:29:32,284 Is Claire-- 3638 01:29:32,326 --> 01:29:34,328 -Oh, she's looking fine! 3639 01:29:32,326 --> 01:29:34,328 -Okay. 3640 01:29:48,633 --> 01:29:50,760 [slow foxtrot music 3641 01:29:48,633 --> 01:29:50,760 playing] 3642 01:29:56,390 --> 01:29:58,434 [Sack] 3643 01:29:56,390 --> 01:29:58,434 Next thing you know 3644 01:29:56,390 --> 01:29:58,434 they pick me up, 3645 01:29:58,476 --> 01:30:00,562 put me on the top 3646 01:29:58,476 --> 01:30:00,562 of this mountain 3647 01:30:00,603 --> 01:30:03,106 and they start chanting, 3648 01:30:00,603 --> 01:30:03,106 and I realized 3649 01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:06,693 -they thought I was God! 3650 01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:06,693 -[all laughing] 3651 01:30:06,735 --> 01:30:09,363 And I'll tell you something, 3652 01:30:06,735 --> 01:30:09,363 I thought I was too. 3653 01:30:09,403 --> 01:30:10,739 [Secretary Cleary] 3654 01:30:09,403 --> 01:30:10,739 Claire. 3655 01:30:11,865 --> 01:30:13,783 Let's dance. 3656 01:30:13,825 --> 01:30:15,702 -[music finishes] 3657 01:30:13,825 --> 01:30:15,702 -[guests applauding] 3658 01:30:17,079 --> 01:30:19,915 [slow polka music 3659 01:30:17,079 --> 01:30:19,915 playing] 3660 01:30:40,352 --> 01:30:41,435 You! 3661 01:30:57,911 --> 01:30:59,788 [laughs] 3662 01:30:57,911 --> 01:30:59,788 Okay, Sackmaster, 3663 01:30:59,829 --> 01:31:01,497 one more. 3664 01:30:59,829 --> 01:31:01,497 We should get back 3665 01:30:59,829 --> 01:31:01,497 to the bar. 3666 01:31:01,539 --> 01:31:04,042 You're right. 3667 01:31:06,962 --> 01:31:09,881 You get near 3668 01:31:06,962 --> 01:31:09,881 my fiancée again, 3669 01:31:09,923 --> 01:31:11,300 I'll kill ya. 3670 01:31:20,267 --> 01:31:23,228 Did you check out 3671 01:31:20,267 --> 01:31:23,228 the rack on that bartender? 3672 01:31:23,270 --> 01:31:25,605 Hey, you're the Sack. 3673 01:31:23,270 --> 01:31:25,605 She'll come to you. 3674 01:31:25,647 --> 01:31:27,399 Oh my God, yeah, she will. 3675 01:31:25,647 --> 01:31:27,399 You're right. 3676 01:31:27,441 --> 01:31:29,318 [grunting] 3677 01:31:49,545 --> 01:31:51,589 Jeremy! 3678 01:31:51,631 --> 01:31:54,176 ♪ Everyone who's anyone 3679 01:31:51,631 --> 01:31:54,176 was there... ♪ 3680 01:31:54,217 --> 01:31:56,928 -God damn it. 3681 01:31:54,217 --> 01:31:56,928 - ♪ They all had something 3682 01:31:54,217 --> 01:31:56,928 to share ♪ 3683 01:31:56,970 --> 01:31:59,597 ♪ About so-and-so 3684 01:31:56,970 --> 01:31:59,597 and on and on ♪ 3685 01:31:59,639 --> 01:32:02,309 ♪ I'm in the corner 3686 01:31:59,639 --> 01:32:02,309 speechless... ♪ 3687 01:32:05,145 --> 01:32:07,022 Perfect. 3688 01:32:09,358 --> 01:32:10,984 Johnny, wait a second. 3689 01:32:11,026 --> 01:32:12,694 Come on, John! 3690 01:32:12,735 --> 01:32:15,364 Oh, what time is it? 3691 01:32:15,405 --> 01:32:18,116 John, will you 3692 01:32:15,405 --> 01:32:18,116 wait a second so I 3693 01:32:15,405 --> 01:32:18,116 can talk to you? 3694 01:32:18,158 --> 01:32:19,409 Hold on, man. 3695 01:32:19,451 --> 01:32:21,535 Will you stop? Stop-- 3696 01:32:19,451 --> 01:32:21,535 I'm not gonna chase you 3697 01:32:21,577 --> 01:32:23,079 Down the whole 3698 01:32:21,577 --> 01:32:23,079 fucking street, man. 3699 01:32:23,121 --> 01:32:25,457 Hold on a second. 3700 01:32:23,121 --> 01:32:25,457 Let me talk to you 3701 01:32:23,121 --> 01:32:25,457 for a second here. 3702 01:32:25,499 --> 01:32:27,417 About what? 3703 01:32:25,499 --> 01:32:27,417 About how you left me 3704 01:32:25,499 --> 01:32:27,417 high and dry 3705 01:32:27,459 --> 01:32:30,170 -to get my ass kicked by Sack? 3706 01:32:27,459 --> 01:32:30,170 -Sack did that to you? 3707 01:32:30,212 --> 01:32:31,880 How long have you been 3708 01:32:30,212 --> 01:32:31,880 sneaking around with Gloria 3709 01:32:31,921 --> 01:32:34,466 -behind my back? 3710 01:32:31,921 --> 01:32:34,466 -I wanted to tell you 3711 01:32:31,921 --> 01:32:34,466 about Gloria. 3712 01:32:34,508 --> 01:32:36,259 I tried to. 3713 01:32:34,508 --> 01:32:36,259 I didn't know how. 3714 01:32:36,301 --> 01:32:38,845 And I'm sorry that you had 3715 01:32:36,301 --> 01:32:38,845 to find out this way. 3716 01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:40,930 I'll level with you. 3717 01:32:40,972 --> 01:32:42,849 I care about her a lot. 3718 01:32:44,393 --> 01:32:46,228 I love her. 3719 01:32:46,269 --> 01:32:48,146 What?! 3720 01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:51,983 You're unbelievable! 3721 01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:51,983 Judas! 3722 01:32:52,025 --> 01:32:55,320 Rule 3723 01:32:52,025 --> 01:32:55,320 You're an idiot. 3724 01:32:55,362 --> 01:32:57,447 You're wrong to pull out 3725 01:32:55,362 --> 01:32:57,447 the rulebook on this. 3726 01:32:57,489 --> 01:32:59,657 There was never 3727 01:32:57,489 --> 01:32:59,657 any rules about this. 3728 01:32:57,489 --> 01:32:59,657 What's the rule 3729 01:32:59,699 --> 01:33:01,868 about walking away? 3730 01:32:59,699 --> 01:33:01,868 Never walk away on a crasher 3731 01:32:59,699 --> 01:33:01,868 in a funny jacket. 3732 01:33:01,910 --> 01:33:04,454 Rule 3733 01:33:04,496 --> 01:33:06,706 You're an asshole. 3734 01:33:09,625 --> 01:33:12,337 ♪ I'm awake ♪ 3735 01:33:12,379 --> 01:33:15,257 ♪ You're still sleeping ♪ 3736 01:33:17,342 --> 01:33:18,968 ♪ The sun will rise ♪ 3737 01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:21,430 ♪ Like yesterday ♪ 3738 01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:26,476 ♪ Everything ♪ 3739 01:33:26,518 --> 01:33:29,687 ♪ That we are now ♪ 3740 01:33:31,731 --> 01:33:33,775 ♪ Is everything ♪ 3741 01:33:33,816 --> 01:33:36,986 ♪ We can't let go ♪ 3742 01:33:37,028 --> 01:33:40,115 ♪ It's gone forever... ♪ 3743 01:33:40,156 --> 01:33:42,492 [phone rings] 3744 01:33:42,534 --> 01:33:44,494 This is John. 3745 01:33:44,536 --> 01:33:46,496 [sighs] 3746 01:33:44,536 --> 01:33:46,496 Whatever. 3747 01:33:46,538 --> 01:33:48,331 - [machine beeps] 3748 01:33:46,538 --> 01:33:48,331 - Hey, John, it's Jeremy. 3749 01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:51,876 Uh, just calling to see 3750 01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:51,876 what you're up to, uh... 3751 01:33:51,918 --> 01:33:54,337 Would love to hear 3752 01:33:51,918 --> 01:33:54,337 back from you, man. 3753 01:33:54,379 --> 01:33:57,173 Play sharp. 3754 01:33:57,215 --> 01:33:59,050 And we'll do the wedding 3755 01:33:57,215 --> 01:33:59,050 in peaches and apricots. 3756 01:33:59,092 --> 01:34:01,470 Even though it's 3757 01:33:59,092 --> 01:34:01,470 a June wedding, should 3758 01:33:59,092 --> 01:34:01,470 the weather turn nasty, 3759 01:34:01,511 --> 01:34:03,263 warm colors will 3760 01:34:01,511 --> 01:34:03,263 really help you. 3761 01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:05,848 [planners continue 3762 01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:05,848 chattering] 3763 01:34:07,183 --> 01:34:09,478 ♪ Don't you go away ♪ 3764 01:34:09,519 --> 01:34:11,645 ♪ Tomorrow... ♪ 3765 01:34:11,687 --> 01:34:13,982 -[buzzes] 3766 01:34:11,687 --> 01:34:13,982 -johnny. 3767 01:34:15,858 --> 01:34:17,860 Johnny, open up, man. 3768 01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:20,654 Does anyone ever feel 3769 01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:20,654 like they're just... 3770 01:34:20,696 --> 01:34:22,157 disappearing? 3771 01:34:22,198 --> 01:34:26,119 I feel so much 3772 01:34:22,198 --> 01:34:26,119 like giving up. 3773 01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:28,037 [screaming] 3774 01:34:31,249 --> 01:34:32,750 Yeah! 3775 01:34:35,170 --> 01:34:38,465 -[guests scream] 3776 01:34:35,170 --> 01:34:38,465 -Get it?! 3777 01:34:38,507 --> 01:34:40,467 Put your hands out 3778 01:34:38,507 --> 01:34:40,467 like this. 3779 01:34:40,509 --> 01:34:42,469 -Claire. 3780 01:34:40,509 --> 01:34:42,469 -Please. 3781 01:34:42,511 --> 01:34:45,347 [sighs] 3782 01:34:52,521 --> 01:34:54,772 [laughs] 3783 01:34:52,521 --> 01:34:54,772 You're supposed 3784 01:34:52,521 --> 01:34:54,772 to move your hands. 3785 01:34:54,814 --> 01:34:56,399 You're not getting 3786 01:34:54,814 --> 01:34:56,399 enough attention? 3787 01:34:59,194 --> 01:35:01,154 Love doesn't exist! 3788 01:35:01,196 --> 01:35:02,905 That's what I'm trying 3789 01:35:01,196 --> 01:35:02,905 to tell you guys. 3790 01:35:02,947 --> 01:35:04,574 And I'm not 3791 01:35:02,947 --> 01:35:04,574 picking on love, 3792 01:35:04,616 --> 01:35:06,451 'cause I don't think 3793 01:35:04,616 --> 01:35:06,451 friendship exists either. 3794 01:35:10,372 --> 01:35:12,706 Hey! Yeah! 3795 01:35:19,172 --> 01:35:21,799 Are you okay? 3796 01:35:19,172 --> 01:35:21,799 Get up, buddy. 3797 01:35:21,841 --> 01:35:24,927 Move it on. 3798 01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:28,181 [Jeremy] 3799 01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:28,181 Gloria, I've been doing a lot 3800 01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:28,181 of soul-searching lately, 3801 01:35:28,223 --> 01:35:30,183 and I-I think 3802 01:35:28,223 --> 01:35:30,183 that I'm ready 3803 01:35:30,225 --> 01:35:33,186 to take, um, 3804 01:35:30,225 --> 01:35:33,186 this relationship, 3805 01:35:33,228 --> 01:35:35,188 our relationship 3806 01:35:33,228 --> 01:35:35,188 to the next level. 3807 01:35:35,230 --> 01:35:37,190 To what the next level 3808 01:35:35,230 --> 01:35:37,190 of the-- of the-- 3809 01:35:37,232 --> 01:35:39,192 of the relationship 3810 01:35:37,232 --> 01:35:39,192 would be. 3811 01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:41,444 -[laughs] Jeremy! 3812 01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:41,444 -Is that good? 3813 01:35:41,486 --> 01:35:43,905 -I'm so ready to take it 3814 01:35:41,486 --> 01:35:43,905 to the next level too. 3815 01:35:41,486 --> 01:35:43,905 -Oh, my God-- 3816 01:35:43,946 --> 01:35:45,490 Do you want to watch me 3817 01:35:43,946 --> 01:35:45,490 with a girl? 3818 01:35:45,532 --> 01:35:47,783 What about those 3819 01:35:45,532 --> 01:35:47,783 Brazilian twins we met 3820 01:35:45,532 --> 01:35:47,783 at the ballgame? 3821 01:35:50,036 --> 01:35:52,205 I-- I was-- I was-- 3822 01:35:50,036 --> 01:35:52,205 I was thinking 3823 01:35:52,247 --> 01:35:54,999 more along the lines 3824 01:35:52,247 --> 01:35:54,999 of an-- of an-- 3825 01:35:52,247 --> 01:35:54,999 of an engagement. 3826 01:35:55,041 --> 01:35:57,877 But that sounds terrific. 3827 01:35:55,041 --> 01:35:57,877 That sounds-- that sounds 3828 01:35:55,041 --> 01:35:57,877 unbelievable. 3829 01:35:57,919 --> 01:36:00,213 The Brazilian 3830 01:35:57,919 --> 01:36:00,213 girls were very nice. 3831 01:35:57,919 --> 01:36:00,213 They seemed like-- 3832 01:36:00,255 --> 01:36:02,882 Oh, Jeremy, I do! 3833 01:36:00,255 --> 01:36:02,882 [moaning] 3834 01:36:02,924 --> 01:36:05,260 -I love you. 3835 01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:08,221 I-I can't believe that 3836 01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:08,221 they're getting married. 3837 01:36:08,263 --> 01:36:10,599 I mean don't you-you think 3838 01:36:08,263 --> 01:36:10,599 that's really soon? 3839 01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:13,059 Well, you know Gloria. 3840 01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:13,059 She's impetuous. 3841 01:36:13,101 --> 01:36:15,562 Has to have what she wants 3842 01:36:13,101 --> 01:36:15,562 when she wants it. 3843 01:36:15,604 --> 01:36:19,357 Well, we had to give her 3844 01:36:15,604 --> 01:36:19,357 a sweet 16 3845 01:36:19,399 --> 01:36:22,026 on her 13th birthday. 3846 01:36:19,399 --> 01:36:22,026 You remember that. 3847 01:36:22,068 --> 01:36:24,028 Yeah, I remember, 3848 01:36:22,068 --> 01:36:24,028 but this is-- 3849 01:36:24,070 --> 01:36:25,614 Dad, this is marriage! 3850 01:36:25,655 --> 01:36:27,699 When you know what you want, 3851 01:36:25,655 --> 01:36:27,699 you know what you want. 3852 01:36:31,327 --> 01:36:33,288 So... 3853 01:36:33,329 --> 01:36:34,997 Which of these 3854 01:36:33,329 --> 01:36:34,997 do you like? 3855 01:36:39,628 --> 01:36:41,879 Um... 3856 01:36:41,921 --> 01:36:45,634 Well, I could-- 3857 01:36:41,921 --> 01:36:45,634 I could go with the tall 3858 01:36:41,921 --> 01:36:45,634 tapered arrangement 3859 01:36:45,675 --> 01:36:48,637 with, uh, tulips 3860 01:36:45,675 --> 01:36:48,637 and freesias and orchids, 3861 01:36:48,678 --> 01:36:50,305 or I could go 3862 01:36:48,678 --> 01:36:50,305 with a votive 3863 01:36:50,346 --> 01:36:53,433 of roses and lilies, 3864 01:36:50,346 --> 01:36:53,433 I don't know. 3865 01:36:55,059 --> 01:36:58,812 -Claire Bear. 3866 01:36:55,059 --> 01:36:58,812 -Yeah? 3867 01:36:58,854 --> 01:37:00,690 What's wrong? 3868 01:37:05,361 --> 01:37:07,238 Look... 3869 01:37:11,326 --> 01:37:13,286 We have no way 3870 01:37:11,326 --> 01:37:13,286 of knowing 3871 01:37:13,328 --> 01:37:16,581 what lays ahead for us 3872 01:37:13,328 --> 01:37:16,581 in the future. 3873 01:37:16,623 --> 01:37:19,417 All we can do is 3874 01:37:19,459 --> 01:37:21,210 use the information 3875 01:37:19,459 --> 01:37:21,210 at hand 3876 01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:23,797 to make the best 3877 01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:23,797 decision possible. 3878 01:37:26,215 --> 01:37:28,176 It's gonna be fine. 3879 01:37:28,217 --> 01:37:31,346 -Your whole life 3880 01:37:28,217 --> 01:37:31,346 is gonna be fine. 3881 01:37:28,217 --> 01:37:31,346 -Yeah. 3882 01:37:31,387 --> 01:37:33,055 [knocks on door] 3883 01:37:42,524 --> 01:37:44,818 Happy birthday. 3884 01:37:44,858 --> 01:37:47,195 Can't let a little 3885 01:37:44,858 --> 01:37:47,195 pissing and moaning 3886 01:37:44,858 --> 01:37:47,195 break tradition. 3887 01:37:47,236 --> 01:37:50,239 Oh right, 3888 01:37:47,236 --> 01:37:50,239 that's today. 3889 01:37:56,412 --> 01:37:59,624 I see you've been getting 3890 01:37:56,412 --> 01:37:59,624 into a little light reading. 3891 01:37:59,666 --> 01:38:01,501 That's not mine. 3892 01:37:59,666 --> 01:38:01,501 I bought that 3893 01:37:59,666 --> 01:38:01,501 for a friend. 3894 01:38:01,543 --> 01:38:03,336 Yeah. 3895 01:38:03,378 --> 01:38:04,754 So how have you been? 3896 01:38:04,796 --> 01:38:07,173 -Great. 3897 01:38:04,796 --> 01:38:07,173 Really spectacular. 3898 01:38:04,796 --> 01:38:07,173 -Good. 3899 01:38:07,215 --> 01:38:09,175 -What have 3900 01:38:07,215 --> 01:38:09,175 you been up to? 3901 01:38:07,215 --> 01:38:09,175 -Eh, you know, 3902 01:38:09,217 --> 01:38:11,344 this and that. 3903 01:38:09,217 --> 01:38:11,344 Crashing weddings. 3904 01:38:11,386 --> 01:38:14,222 -Alone? 3905 01:38:11,386 --> 01:38:14,222 -No, not alone. 3906 01:38:14,263 --> 01:38:16,974 Well, who have you been 3907 01:38:14,263 --> 01:38:16,974 crashing with then? 3908 01:38:17,016 --> 01:38:18,226 Chaz. 3909 01:38:18,267 --> 01:38:19,728 -Chaz? 3910 01:38:18,267 --> 01:38:19,728 -Chaz. 3911 01:38:19,769 --> 01:38:22,021 -John, you don't even 3912 01:38:19,769 --> 01:38:22,021 know Chaz, don't-- 3913 01:38:19,769 --> 01:38:22,021 -Yes, I do. 3914 01:38:22,063 --> 01:38:24,982 He's a great guy. 3915 01:38:22,063 --> 01:38:24,982 We've been having 3916 01:38:22,063 --> 01:38:24,982 a ball together. 3917 01:38:25,024 --> 01:38:28,152 All right, look, 3918 01:38:25,024 --> 01:38:28,152 I wanted to come by here 3919 01:38:28,194 --> 01:38:31,781 and tell you that I feel 3920 01:38:28,194 --> 01:38:31,781 really bad about everything 3921 01:38:28,194 --> 01:38:31,781 that's happened between us. 3922 01:38:31,823 --> 01:38:34,283 Your friendship means 3923 01:38:31,823 --> 01:38:34,283 a lot to me. 3924 01:38:34,325 --> 01:38:36,202 I miss seeing you. 3925 01:38:38,204 --> 01:38:40,582 I know, I-- 3926 01:38:40,623 --> 01:38:42,584 Look, I'm-- 3927 01:38:40,623 --> 01:38:42,584 I'm happy for you. 3928 01:38:42,625 --> 01:38:45,086 I'm glad 3929 01:38:42,625 --> 01:38:45,086 you found someone. 3930 01:38:45,127 --> 01:38:47,004 I can't tell you 3931 01:38:45,127 --> 01:38:47,004 how glad it makes me 3932 01:38:47,046 --> 01:38:48,964 to hear you 3933 01:38:47,046 --> 01:38:48,964 say that, man. 3934 01:38:49,006 --> 01:38:50,966 Get on in here, 3935 01:38:49,006 --> 01:38:50,966 let the big bear 3936 01:38:51,008 --> 01:38:53,553 get his paws on you. 3937 01:38:51,008 --> 01:38:53,553 You know I love you. 3938 01:38:53,595 --> 01:38:56,055 -It's good to see you. 3939 01:38:53,595 --> 01:38:56,055 -Good to see you. 3940 01:38:56,097 --> 01:38:57,931 Are you sure you've been-- 3941 01:38:56,097 --> 01:38:57,931 this does not look 3942 01:38:56,097 --> 01:38:57,931 like a guy 3943 01:38:57,973 --> 01:38:59,851 -who's been okay. 3944 01:38:57,973 --> 01:38:59,851 -Oh, I know. 3945 01:38:59,893 --> 01:39:02,061 -It's like a pigsty. 3946 01:38:59,893 --> 01:39:02,061 -What happened? It's like 3947 01:38:59,893 --> 01:39:02,061 a mosh pit in here. 3948 01:39:03,271 --> 01:39:04,564 Listen, 3949 01:39:03,271 --> 01:39:04,564 I'm getting married. 3950 01:39:04,606 --> 01:39:06,190 -Get out. 3951 01:39:04,606 --> 01:39:06,190 -What? 3952 01:39:06,232 --> 01:39:08,443 You just sat there 3953 01:39:06,232 --> 01:39:08,443 and said that you were 3954 01:39:06,232 --> 01:39:08,443 happy for me, that I'm-- 3955 01:39:08,484 --> 01:39:12,238 I'm hanging by a thread. 3956 01:39:08,484 --> 01:39:12,238 I'm reading don't-kill- 3957 01:39:08,484 --> 01:39:12,238 myself books. 3958 01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:15,074 -You said 3959 01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:15,074 that the book wasn't yours. 3960 01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:15,074 -Don't worry about the book. 3961 01:39:15,116 --> 01:39:18,035 It isn't mine, 3962 01:39:15,116 --> 01:39:18,035 but I glanced at it. 3963 01:39:19,370 --> 01:39:21,247 John, you've been 3964 01:39:19,370 --> 01:39:21,247 my friend 3965 01:39:21,289 --> 01:39:23,541 for 16 years. 3966 01:39:21,289 --> 01:39:23,541 I'm getting married. 3967 01:39:23,583 --> 01:39:25,376 I need you there 3968 01:39:23,583 --> 01:39:25,376 to be my best man. 3969 01:39:25,418 --> 01:39:27,002 Kindly leave! 3970 01:39:27,044 --> 01:39:30,005 -I'm try-- 3971 01:39:27,044 --> 01:39:30,005 -Kindly leave. 3972 01:39:38,264 --> 01:39:39,973 Would mean a lot to me 3973 01:39:38,264 --> 01:39:39,973 if you came. 3974 01:39:40,015 --> 01:39:42,184 Oh, I bet it would, 3975 01:39:40,015 --> 01:39:42,184 hillbilly. 3976 01:39:42,226 --> 01:39:43,686 What?! 3977 01:39:43,728 --> 01:39:46,272 -White trash! 3978 01:39:43,728 --> 01:39:46,272 -What are you 3979 01:39:43,728 --> 01:39:46,272 talking about? 3980 01:39:46,314 --> 01:39:48,900 Out! Out! 3981 01:39:48,942 --> 01:39:51,903 You better get your ass 3982 01:39:48,942 --> 01:39:51,903 to that wedding. 3983 01:40:00,745 --> 01:40:02,413 [cartoon playing on TV] 3984 01:40:02,455 --> 01:40:07,168 -Yeah? 3985 01:40:02,455 --> 01:40:07,168 -Hi, is Chaz here? 3986 01:40:07,209 --> 01:40:09,921 [screams] 3987 01:40:07,209 --> 01:40:09,921 Chaz, there's someone 3988 01:40:07,209 --> 01:40:09,921 here to see you! 3989 01:40:09,963 --> 01:40:13,549 -[crashes] 3990 01:40:09,963 --> 01:40:13,549 -Pick up your 3991 01:40:09,963 --> 01:40:13,549 fucking skateboard! 3992 01:40:35,404 --> 01:40:36,781 Chaz? 3993 01:40:40,201 --> 01:40:42,495 What the fuck 3994 01:40:40,201 --> 01:40:42,495 do you want? 3995 01:40:42,537 --> 01:40:43,955 I'm John Beckwith. 3996 01:40:43,997 --> 01:40:45,957 I'm friends 3997 01:40:43,997 --> 01:40:45,957 with Jeremy grey. 3998 01:40:45,999 --> 01:40:49,126 God damn it, 3999 01:40:45,999 --> 01:40:49,126 why didn't you say so? 4000 01:40:49,168 --> 01:40:51,671 -[exhales] 4001 01:40:49,168 --> 01:40:51,671 -Come here, brother! 4002 01:40:49,168 --> 01:40:51,671 Give me a hug. 4003 01:40:51,713 --> 01:40:54,465 Bring it in 4004 01:40:51,713 --> 01:40:54,465 for the real thing! 4005 01:40:54,507 --> 01:40:57,050 [both chuckle] 4006 01:40:57,092 --> 01:40:59,470 Have a seat. Yeah. 4007 01:41:01,472 --> 01:41:02,932 God damn you! 4008 01:41:02,974 --> 01:41:05,518 I almost numbchucked you, 4009 01:41:02,974 --> 01:41:05,518 you don't even realize. 4010 01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:07,729 Ouch! 4011 01:41:07,770 --> 01:41:09,564 - Yeah. 4012 01:41:07,770 --> 01:41:09,564 -Hmm. 4013 01:41:09,605 --> 01:41:12,358 -Is this your place? 4014 01:41:09,605 --> 01:41:12,358 -No. No no no no no. 4015 01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:14,610 -No, I live with my ma. 4016 01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:14,610 -Oh. 4017 01:41:14,652 --> 01:41:16,195 Yeah. You hungry? 4018 01:41:16,237 --> 01:41:18,573 [screams] 4019 01:41:16,237 --> 01:41:18,573 Hey, Ma! Can we get 4020 01:41:16,237 --> 01:41:18,573 some meatloaf? 4021 01:41:18,614 --> 01:41:20,533 Chaz, I think I'm okay. 4022 01:41:18,614 --> 01:41:20,533 I had a bite 4023 01:41:20,575 --> 01:41:23,036 -right before I came over. 4024 01:41:20,575 --> 01:41:23,036 Thank you. 4025 01:41:20,575 --> 01:41:23,036 -You sure? 4026 01:41:23,076 --> 01:41:25,872 -So, how's my protégé? 4027 01:41:23,076 --> 01:41:25,872 -Jeremy, boy, he-- 4028 01:41:25,914 --> 01:41:27,707 Yeah, J-bone. 4029 01:41:27,749 --> 01:41:30,585 J-bone is-- 4030 01:41:27,749 --> 01:41:30,585 Believe it or not, 4031 01:41:27,749 --> 01:41:30,585 he's getting married. 4032 01:41:30,626 --> 01:41:33,838 What?! 4033 01:41:30,626 --> 01:41:33,838 [laughing] 4034 01:41:33,880 --> 01:41:35,506 [chuckles] 4035 01:41:35,548 --> 01:41:37,717 What an idiot! 4036 01:41:37,759 --> 01:41:40,595 Oh, what a loser! 4037 01:41:40,636 --> 01:41:44,015 Good good! 4038 01:41:40,636 --> 01:41:44,015 More for me and you. 4039 01:41:44,057 --> 01:41:46,017 -More for-- more for-- 4040 01:41:44,057 --> 01:41:46,017 -[door opens] 4041 01:41:46,059 --> 01:41:47,977 [footsteps] 4042 01:41:50,063 --> 01:41:51,564 I gotta go. 4043 01:41:51,606 --> 01:41:53,274 [Chaz] 4044 01:41:51,606 --> 01:41:53,274 Hey, babe, yeah. 4045 01:41:53,315 --> 01:41:55,192 You do whatever 4046 01:41:53,315 --> 01:41:55,192 you have to do. 4047 01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:01,950 [moaning] 4048 01:42:06,662 --> 01:42:08,623 -Thanks. 4049 01:42:06,662 --> 01:42:08,623 -Okay, be strong. 4050 01:42:10,959 --> 01:42:12,627 [door closes] 4051 01:42:12,668 --> 01:42:15,046 I'm just 4052 01:42:12,668 --> 01:42:15,046 living the dream! 4053 01:42:15,088 --> 01:42:18,007 [both laughing] 4054 01:42:18,049 --> 01:42:20,885 That's unbelievable. 4055 01:42:20,927 --> 01:42:23,136 Oh, man, 4056 01:42:20,927 --> 01:42:23,136 I feel like, "wow!" 4057 01:42:23,178 --> 01:42:25,807 It's like I come over, 4058 01:42:23,178 --> 01:42:25,807 I don't know what to expect. 4059 01:42:25,848 --> 01:42:27,809 I gotta be honest, 4060 01:42:25,848 --> 01:42:27,809 I come in, it's like, 4061 01:42:27,850 --> 01:42:29,393 a little like 4062 01:42:27,850 --> 01:42:29,393 I'm trying to get 4063 01:42:27,850 --> 01:42:29,393 my bearings. 4064 01:42:29,435 --> 01:42:32,688 There's cartoons, 4065 01:42:29,435 --> 01:42:32,688 your mom, and it's like, 4066 01:42:29,435 --> 01:42:32,688 you still got it! 4067 01:42:32,730 --> 01:42:34,649 Look at her! 4068 01:42:34,690 --> 01:42:36,692 "Just living the dream," 4069 01:42:34,690 --> 01:42:36,692 I love that! 4070 01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:39,445 You know what? 4071 01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:39,445 I will have some meatloaf. 4072 01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:39,445 Let's have some meatloaf. 4073 01:42:39,487 --> 01:42:40,947 You want some? 4074 01:42:40,989 --> 01:42:42,740 I knew you'd come-- 4075 01:42:40,989 --> 01:42:42,740 Hey, Mom! 4076 01:42:42,782 --> 01:42:44,492 [screams] 4077 01:42:42,782 --> 01:42:44,492 The meatloaf! 4078 01:42:44,533 --> 01:42:47,536 We want it now! 4079 01:42:44,533 --> 01:42:47,536 The meatloaf! 4080 01:42:47,578 --> 01:42:49,538 [cartoon continues 4081 01:42:47,578 --> 01:42:49,538 playing] 4082 01:42:49,580 --> 01:42:53,208 What is she doing? 4083 01:42:49,580 --> 01:42:53,208 I never know what she's 4084 01:42:49,580 --> 01:42:53,208 doing back there. 4085 01:42:53,250 --> 01:42:55,628 "Just living the dream." 4086 01:42:53,250 --> 01:42:55,628 Where did you get 4087 01:42:53,250 --> 01:42:55,628 that girl? 4088 01:42:55,670 --> 01:42:57,379 -She's hot! 4089 01:42:55,670 --> 01:42:57,379 -I got her yesterday. 4090 01:42:57,421 --> 01:42:59,507 -Yesterday? 4091 01:42:57,421 --> 01:42:59,507 -Yeah. 4092 01:42:59,548 --> 01:43:01,509 I rode my bike over 4093 01:42:59,548 --> 01:43:01,509 to a cemetery nearby. 4094 01:43:01,550 --> 01:43:03,803 Her boyfriend just died. 4095 01:43:05,638 --> 01:43:07,807 -You met her at a funeral? 4096 01:43:05,638 --> 01:43:07,807 -Yeah. 4097 01:43:07,849 --> 01:43:09,809 The dude died 4098 01:43:07,849 --> 01:43:09,809 in a hang-gliding accident. 4099 01:43:09,851 --> 01:43:11,727 What an idiot! 4100 01:43:09,851 --> 01:43:11,727 [laughing] 4101 01:43:13,521 --> 01:43:15,397 "Oh, I'm hang gliding! 4102 01:43:15,439 --> 01:43:17,692 Honey, take a good picture-- 4103 01:43:15,439 --> 01:43:17,692 I'm dead!" 4104 01:43:19,944 --> 01:43:22,571 What a freak! 4105 01:43:19,944 --> 01:43:22,571 [laughing] 4106 01:43:22,613 --> 01:43:25,867 You met her at a funeral. 4107 01:43:25,908 --> 01:43:28,036 Yeah, I'll throw in a wedding 4108 01:43:25,908 --> 01:43:28,036 every now and then, 4109 01:43:28,077 --> 01:43:30,245 but funerals are insane! 4110 01:43:30,287 --> 01:43:33,332 The chicks are so horny, 4111 01:43:30,287 --> 01:43:33,332 it's not even fair. 4112 01:43:33,374 --> 01:43:35,334 It's like fishing 4113 01:43:33,374 --> 01:43:35,334 with dynamite. 4114 01:43:35,376 --> 01:43:38,838 -Horny? 4115 01:43:35,376 --> 01:43:38,838 -Yeah, crazy horny. 4116 01:43:38,880 --> 01:43:42,257 I just-- 4117 01:43:38,880 --> 01:43:42,257 At a funeral?! 4118 01:43:42,299 --> 01:43:44,259 Grief is nature's 4119 01:43:44,301 --> 01:43:46,303 most powerful aphrodisiac. 4120 01:43:46,345 --> 01:43:48,305 -Huh. 4121 01:43:46,345 --> 01:43:48,305 -Look it up. 4122 01:43:48,347 --> 01:43:51,184 -I didn't know that. 4123 01:43:48,347 --> 01:43:51,184 -That's what I've learned. 4124 01:43:52,309 --> 01:43:55,604 [screams] 4125 01:43:52,309 --> 01:43:55,604 Ma, the meatloaf! Fuck! 4126 01:43:55,646 --> 01:43:58,066 Saturday-- 4127 01:43:55,646 --> 01:43:58,066 I got one Saturday. 4128 01:43:58,107 --> 01:43:59,608 You're coming with! 4129 01:43:59,650 --> 01:44:01,986 Chaz, I'm-- 4130 01:43:59,650 --> 01:44:01,986 I'm sorry, I don't-- 4131 01:44:02,028 --> 01:44:05,447 I'm not judging you, 4132 01:44:02,028 --> 01:44:05,447 'cause I think you're 4133 01:44:02,028 --> 01:44:05,447 an innovator, but... 4134 01:44:07,783 --> 01:44:09,785 there's no way 4135 01:44:07,783 --> 01:44:09,785 I'm ready for that. 4136 01:44:10,953 --> 01:44:12,914 [priest] 4137 01:44:10,953 --> 01:44:12,914 A time to plant, 4138 01:44:12,955 --> 01:44:14,999 and a time to pluck up 4139 01:44:12,955 --> 01:44:14,999 that which is planted; 4140 01:44:15,041 --> 01:44:17,043 A time to kill 4141 01:44:15,041 --> 01:44:17,043 and a time to heal; 4142 01:44:17,085 --> 01:44:21,254 A time to break down 4143 01:44:17,085 --> 01:44:21,254 and a time to build up; 4144 01:44:21,296 --> 01:44:23,256 A time to weep 4145 01:44:23,298 --> 01:44:24,884 -and a time to laugh; 4146 01:44:23,298 --> 01:44:24,884 -[sobbing] 4147 01:44:24,926 --> 01:44:27,511 [exaggerated sobbing] 4148 01:44:29,722 --> 01:44:32,265 -A time to cast away stones-- 4149 01:44:29,722 --> 01:44:32,265 -[Chaz] So senseless. 4150 01:44:32,307 --> 01:44:34,185 Damn you, Roger. 4151 01:44:37,605 --> 01:44:40,399 Roger! 4152 01:44:37,605 --> 01:44:40,399 [sobbing loudly] 4153 01:44:41,650 --> 01:44:43,778 [screaming] 4154 01:44:41,650 --> 01:44:43,778 Oh! 4155 01:44:43,819 --> 01:44:45,821 Damn you, Roger! 4156 01:44:45,863 --> 01:44:47,907 Damn it! 4157 01:44:45,863 --> 01:44:47,907 Damn you! 4158 01:44:47,949 --> 01:44:49,909 [Chaz] 4159 01:44:47,949 --> 01:44:49,909 I'm in pain. 4160 01:44:49,951 --> 01:44:52,620 I'll try to fight it. 4161 01:44:49,951 --> 01:44:52,620 Try to fight it. 4162 01:44:52,661 --> 01:44:55,372 I don't know 4163 01:44:52,661 --> 01:44:55,372 about you people, 4164 01:44:52,661 --> 01:44:55,372 but I'm in pain. 4165 01:44:55,414 --> 01:44:57,458 I know that there 4166 01:44:55,414 --> 01:44:57,458 is no good in them 4167 01:44:57,499 --> 01:45:00,253 for man to rejoice 4168 01:44:57,499 --> 01:45:00,253 and to do good in his life... 4169 01:45:02,964 --> 01:45:04,297 [priest] 4170 01:45:02,964 --> 01:45:04,297 For that which befalleth 4171 01:45:04,339 --> 01:45:06,550 the sons of men, 4172 01:45:04,339 --> 01:45:06,550 befalleth beasts. 4173 01:45:07,969 --> 01:45:10,138 Even one thing befalleth, 4174 01:45:10,179 --> 01:45:13,724 as the one dieth, 4175 01:45:10,179 --> 01:45:13,724 so dieth the other. 4176 01:45:13,766 --> 01:45:16,393 Yea, they all have 4177 01:45:13,766 --> 01:45:16,393 one breath, 4178 01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:20,815 so that a man 4179 01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:20,815 hath no preeminence 4180 01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:20,815 above the beast. 4181 01:45:20,856 --> 01:45:23,484 While each man thinks 4182 01:45:20,856 --> 01:45:23,484 he knows love, 4183 01:45:23,525 --> 01:45:27,362 love, we have learned, 4184 01:45:23,525 --> 01:45:27,362 is a mystery. 4185 01:45:27,404 --> 01:45:29,991 That's what makes today 4186 01:45:30,032 --> 01:45:31,533 So special. 4187 01:45:33,077 --> 01:45:36,205 We witness two people 4188 01:45:33,077 --> 01:45:36,205 choosing to marry 4189 01:45:36,247 --> 01:45:39,834 ones they truly love. 4190 01:45:41,127 --> 01:45:43,087 [door slams] 4191 01:45:48,425 --> 01:45:49,802 Whoa whoa, hey! 4192 01:45:49,844 --> 01:45:51,053 Hey hey! 4193 01:45:52,805 --> 01:45:55,016 He's the best man. 4194 01:45:56,684 --> 01:45:58,435 Yeah. 4195 01:45:58,477 --> 01:46:00,353 Thank you. 4196 01:46:16,871 --> 01:46:18,455 I don't believe this. 4197 01:46:29,633 --> 01:46:31,177 Hat in hand. 4198 01:46:31,219 --> 01:46:32,761 I'm sorry I'm late. 4199 01:46:32,803 --> 01:46:34,805 I'm glad you're here. 4200 01:46:34,847 --> 01:46:37,850 And-- and I'm sorry 4201 01:46:34,847 --> 01:46:37,850 I called you white trash. 4202 01:46:37,892 --> 01:46:41,354 -I didn't-- 4203 01:46:37,892 --> 01:46:41,354 -John, apology accepted. 4204 01:46:41,394 --> 01:46:43,189 And I'm sorry I called 4205 01:46:41,394 --> 01:46:43,189 you a hillbilly, 4206 01:46:43,231 --> 01:46:44,690 I don't even know 4207 01:46:43,231 --> 01:46:44,690 what that meant. 4208 01:46:44,732 --> 01:46:46,859 John, it's okay. 4209 01:46:46,901 --> 01:46:48,861 Do you mind 4210 01:46:46,901 --> 01:46:48,861 if I get married now? 4211 01:46:48,903 --> 01:46:50,403 No, go ahead. 4212 01:46:51,530 --> 01:46:53,406 [whispering] 4213 01:46:51,530 --> 01:46:53,406 Hi, Todd. 4214 01:46:55,951 --> 01:46:58,162 Although we may choose 4215 01:46:55,951 --> 01:46:58,162 whom we marry, 4216 01:46:58,204 --> 01:47:00,248 -we don't always choose... 4217 01:46:58,204 --> 01:47:00,248 -Psst. 4218 01:47:00,289 --> 01:47:03,376 Claire, I'm not here 4219 01:47:00,289 --> 01:47:03,376 to bother you, 4220 01:47:03,416 --> 01:47:05,669 I just came 4221 01:47:03,416 --> 01:47:05,669 to be his best man. 4222 01:47:03,416 --> 01:47:05,669 Don't worry about me. 4223 01:47:05,711 --> 01:47:07,420 Pretend I'm not here. 4224 01:47:07,462 --> 01:47:09,422 Okay. 4225 01:47:09,464 --> 01:47:11,759 I'm not a nut. 4226 01:47:13,802 --> 01:47:16,389 You look really pretty, 4227 01:47:13,802 --> 01:47:16,389 by the way. 4228 01:47:16,429 --> 01:47:18,849 That's all 4229 01:47:16,429 --> 01:47:18,849 I'm gonna say. 4230 01:47:20,059 --> 01:47:22,228 I can't stop 4231 01:47:20,059 --> 01:47:22,228 thinking about you. 4232 01:47:22,270 --> 01:47:24,521 It's all I think about 4233 01:47:22,270 --> 01:47:24,521 and I don't know what to do. 4234 01:47:24,563 --> 01:47:26,232 -Ahem. 4235 01:47:24,563 --> 01:47:26,232 -I'm sorry. 4236 01:47:28,359 --> 01:47:30,736 [priest] 4237 01:47:28,359 --> 01:47:30,736 You see, love is mysterious. 4238 01:47:30,778 --> 01:47:32,696 God, I miss you. 4239 01:47:35,157 --> 01:47:37,201 Okay, excuse me, 4240 01:47:35,157 --> 01:47:37,201 I'm sorry. 4241 01:47:37,243 --> 01:47:39,203 [crowd murmuring] 4242 01:47:39,245 --> 01:47:41,872 Claire, hold on a second. 4243 01:47:39,245 --> 01:47:41,872 Claire, Claire! 4244 01:47:41,914 --> 01:47:44,125 Claire, will you wait 4245 01:47:41,914 --> 01:47:44,125 just a second? 4246 01:47:44,166 --> 01:47:46,127 All I wanted was 4247 01:47:44,166 --> 01:47:46,127 a second alone 4248 01:47:46,168 --> 01:47:48,963 so I could try 4249 01:47:46,168 --> 01:47:48,963 to explain things. 4250 01:47:49,004 --> 01:47:50,547 But I've never gotten 4251 01:47:49,004 --> 01:47:50,547 that chance. 4252 01:47:51,673 --> 01:47:54,135 Maybe I don't deserve it. 4253 01:47:54,176 --> 01:47:56,429 So here goes. 4254 01:47:56,469 --> 01:47:58,639 For longer than I care 4255 01:47:56,469 --> 01:47:58,639 to remember, 4256 01:47:58,680 --> 01:48:00,975 my business has been 4257 01:47:58,680 --> 01:48:00,975 crashing weddings. 4258 01:48:01,016 --> 01:48:03,352 I crashed weddings 4259 01:48:01,016 --> 01:48:03,352 to meet girls. 4260 01:48:03,394 --> 01:48:05,478 Business was good. 4261 01:48:05,520 --> 01:48:07,648 I met a lot of girls. 4262 01:48:07,689 --> 01:48:11,319 And it was childish, 4263 01:48:07,689 --> 01:48:11,319 it was juvenile-- 4264 01:48:11,360 --> 01:48:12,903 And pathetic. 4265 01:48:12,945 --> 01:48:15,072 Yeah, that's probably 4266 01:48:15,114 --> 01:48:17,074 the best word 4267 01:48:15,114 --> 01:48:17,074 to describe it. 4268 01:48:17,116 --> 01:48:19,910 But you know what? 4269 01:48:17,116 --> 01:48:19,910 It also led me to you. 4270 01:48:19,952 --> 01:48:23,247 So it's hard for me 4271 01:48:19,952 --> 01:48:23,247 to completely regret it. 4272 01:48:23,289 --> 01:48:25,707 And that person that you met 4273 01:48:23,289 --> 01:48:25,707 back at your folks' place-- 4274 01:48:25,749 --> 01:48:27,460 That was really me. 4275 01:48:27,500 --> 01:48:29,170 Maybe not my name-- 4276 01:48:29,211 --> 01:48:32,047 I'm John Beckwith 4277 01:48:29,211 --> 01:48:32,047 by the way-- or my job, 4278 01:48:32,089 --> 01:48:34,049 but the feelings we felt, 4279 01:48:34,091 --> 01:48:36,718 the jokes, 4280 01:48:34,091 --> 01:48:36,718 the stupid laughs-- 4281 01:48:36,760 --> 01:48:38,346 that was all me. 4282 01:48:38,387 --> 01:48:41,349 I've changed. 4283 01:48:38,387 --> 01:48:41,349 I've realized something. 4284 01:48:41,390 --> 01:48:44,393 -I crashed a funeral 4285 01:48:41,390 --> 01:48:44,393 earlier, and I-- 4286 01:48:41,390 --> 01:48:44,393 -[crowd muttering] 4287 01:48:45,727 --> 01:48:47,855 Oh, Jesus. 4288 01:48:47,896 --> 01:48:49,857 It wasn't my idea. 4289 01:48:49,898 --> 01:48:51,650 I was basically 4290 01:48:49,898 --> 01:48:51,650 dragged to it. 4291 01:48:51,692 --> 01:48:55,488 I went with Chaz, 4292 01:48:51,692 --> 01:48:55,488 who you forgot to tell me 4293 01:48:51,692 --> 01:48:55,488 is totally insane. 4294 01:48:55,528 --> 01:48:57,490 He also might be 4295 01:48:55,528 --> 01:48:57,490 a genius 4296 01:48:57,530 --> 01:49:00,617 because it actually does work. 4297 01:48:57,530 --> 01:49:00,617 He's cleaning up. 4298 01:49:00,659 --> 01:49:02,870 -John. 4299 01:49:00,659 --> 01:49:02,870 -I'm sorry. 4300 01:49:00,659 --> 01:49:02,870 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 4301 01:49:02,911 --> 01:49:04,872 That's neither here 4302 01:49:02,911 --> 01:49:04,872 nor there. 4303 01:49:04,913 --> 01:49:07,791 And I see this widow 4304 01:49:04,913 --> 01:49:07,791 and she's a wreck. 4305 01:49:07,833 --> 01:49:10,961 She's just lost the person 4306 01:49:07,833 --> 01:49:10,961 she loves the most 4307 01:49:07,833 --> 01:49:10,961 in this world. 4308 01:49:11,003 --> 01:49:12,963 And I realized 4309 01:49:13,005 --> 01:49:15,341 we're all gonna lose 4310 01:49:13,005 --> 01:49:15,341 the people we love. 4311 01:49:15,383 --> 01:49:18,135 That's the way it is. 4312 01:49:18,177 --> 01:49:20,137 But not me, 4313 01:49:20,179 --> 01:49:22,223 not right now. 4314 01:49:22,264 --> 01:49:24,975 Because the person 4315 01:49:22,264 --> 01:49:24,975 I love the most is 4316 01:49:22,264 --> 01:49:24,975 standing right here, 4317 01:49:25,017 --> 01:49:28,145 and I'm not ready 4318 01:49:25,017 --> 01:49:28,145 to lose you yet. 4319 01:49:28,187 --> 01:49:32,316 Claire, I'm not 4320 01:49:28,187 --> 01:49:32,316 standing here asking you 4321 01:49:28,187 --> 01:49:32,316 to marry me. 4322 01:49:32,358 --> 01:49:35,069 I'm just asking you... 4323 01:49:35,110 --> 01:49:36,987 not to marry him. 4324 01:49:38,155 --> 01:49:40,199 And maybe take a walk. 4325 01:49:40,241 --> 01:49:42,451 Take a chance. 4326 01:49:42,493 --> 01:49:45,329 Wow! Wow! 4327 01:49:47,206 --> 01:49:49,166 This congregation 4328 01:49:47,206 --> 01:49:49,166 really doesn't care 4329 01:49:49,208 --> 01:49:51,877 about how depressing 4330 01:49:49,208 --> 01:49:51,877 your life is, John, okay? 4331 01:49:51,919 --> 01:49:54,004 Claire, baby, could you 4332 01:49:51,919 --> 01:49:54,004 just-- could you go back 4333 01:49:51,919 --> 01:49:54,004 up on the altar 4334 01:49:54,046 --> 01:49:55,172 so we can have 4335 01:49:54,046 --> 01:49:55,172 a wedding? 4336 01:49:58,300 --> 01:50:00,261 I'm sorry. 4337 01:50:00,302 --> 01:50:01,803 I am. 4338 01:50:01,845 --> 01:50:03,556 [Sack] What? 4339 01:50:04,723 --> 01:50:06,350 [whispers] 4340 01:50:04,723 --> 01:50:06,350 I can't marry you. 4341 01:50:09,520 --> 01:50:11,480 [laughs] 4342 01:50:11,522 --> 01:50:13,023 Secretary... 4343 01:50:13,065 --> 01:50:15,568 Your daughter's a little-- 4344 01:50:13,065 --> 01:50:15,568 [chuckles] 4345 01:50:18,446 --> 01:50:20,906 Sack, I've always 4346 01:50:18,446 --> 01:50:20,906 liked you... 4347 01:50:22,157 --> 01:50:24,118 so I put up 4348 01:50:22,157 --> 01:50:24,118 with your stories 4349 01:50:24,159 --> 01:50:26,537 about scallops 4350 01:50:24,159 --> 01:50:26,537 and otters, 4351 01:50:26,579 --> 01:50:28,372 and it's all good 4352 01:50:28,414 --> 01:50:30,040 because you seemed 4353 01:50:28,414 --> 01:50:30,040 to make her happy 4354 01:50:30,082 --> 01:50:32,876 and that's what matters 4355 01:50:30,082 --> 01:50:32,876 to me most. 4356 01:50:32,918 --> 01:50:36,130 But this is 4357 01:50:32,918 --> 01:50:36,130 her decision. 4358 01:50:36,171 --> 01:50:38,631 Huh. 4359 01:50:38,673 --> 01:50:41,302 I stand by my daughter. 4360 01:50:41,343 --> 01:50:42,803 You don't know shit. 4361 01:50:42,844 --> 01:50:44,513 -Claire, go back up 4362 01:50:42,844 --> 01:50:44,513 on the altar. 4363 01:50:42,844 --> 01:50:44,513 -No. 4364 01:50:44,555 --> 01:50:47,975 Claire! Claire, get up 4365 01:50:44,555 --> 01:50:47,975 on that altar right now. 4366 01:50:48,016 --> 01:50:51,644 -Stop it. 4367 01:50:48,016 --> 01:50:51,644 -Claire, get your fucking ass 4368 01:50:48,016 --> 01:50:51,644 on that altar right now! 4369 01:50:51,686 --> 01:50:53,355 Wow, getting a nice 4370 01:50:51,686 --> 01:50:53,355 preview 4371 01:50:53,397 --> 01:50:55,608 of what marriage 4372 01:50:53,397 --> 01:50:55,608 is gonna be like 4373 01:50:53,397 --> 01:50:55,608 with Ike Turner here. 4374 01:50:57,610 --> 01:50:59,361 -Sack! 4375 01:50:57,610 --> 01:50:59,361 -Oh God, here it goes. 4376 01:51:03,157 --> 01:51:05,451 Share that with 4377 01:51:03,157 --> 01:51:05,451 the Dalai Lama, jackass. 4378 01:51:05,493 --> 01:51:07,286 [guests muttering] 4379 01:51:07,328 --> 01:51:09,997 -I think I had him. 4380 01:51:07,328 --> 01:51:09,997 -I know you did. 4381 01:51:10,038 --> 01:51:11,790 Just go 4382 01:51:10,038 --> 01:51:11,790 kiss the broad. 4383 01:51:14,376 --> 01:51:16,711 [moaning] 4384 01:51:22,884 --> 01:51:25,429 Would it be a total cliché 4385 01:51:22,884 --> 01:51:25,429 if I kissed you right now? 4386 01:51:26,555 --> 01:51:28,390 Yes. 4387 01:51:31,768 --> 01:51:34,438 [guests cheering, 4388 01:51:31,768 --> 01:51:34,438 applauding] 4389 01:51:37,690 --> 01:51:39,652 Just wonderful. 4390 01:51:39,692 --> 01:51:42,946 [sobbing] 4391 01:51:39,692 --> 01:51:42,946 So damn beautiful! 4392 01:51:45,240 --> 01:51:47,868 With every death 4393 01:51:45,240 --> 01:51:47,868 there comes rebirth. 4394 01:51:47,909 --> 01:51:50,496 It's the circle of life. 4395 01:51:50,538 --> 01:51:51,955 We're gonna be 4396 01:51:50,538 --> 01:51:51,955 all right. 4397 01:51:53,081 --> 01:51:54,875 [quietly] 4398 01:51:53,081 --> 01:51:54,875 Hey. 4399 01:51:54,916 --> 01:51:56,960 Uh-uh-uh. 4400 01:52:00,130 --> 01:52:02,550 [continues sobbing] 4401 01:52:02,591 --> 01:52:04,552 Hey. 4402 01:52:04,593 --> 01:52:07,012 Uh-uh! 4403 01:52:07,054 --> 01:52:09,097 [women laughing] 4404 01:52:09,139 --> 01:52:11,392 -So, what's next? 4405 01:52:09,139 --> 01:52:11,392 -I'm starving. 4406 01:52:11,433 --> 01:52:14,019 Fujimora wedding, 4407 01:52:11,433 --> 01:52:14,019 3:00 P.M. 4408 01:52:14,061 --> 01:52:15,646 -Hey hey. 4409 01:52:14,061 --> 01:52:15,646 -[Gloria giggles] 4410 01:52:15,688 --> 01:52:18,357 I'm just throwing it out. 4411 01:52:15,688 --> 01:52:18,357 I'm just saying, just-- 4412 01:52:18,399 --> 01:52:21,610 They would have 4413 01:52:18,399 --> 01:52:21,610 great tempura. 4414 01:52:21,652 --> 01:52:24,029 We don't even have 4415 01:52:21,652 --> 01:52:24,029 a back story, I just... 4416 01:52:24,071 --> 01:52:26,739 -No, forget it, forget it. 4417 01:52:24,071 --> 01:52:26,739 -I'm talking out loud. 4418 01:52:27,866 --> 01:52:29,826 We're a folk-singing group 4419 01:52:29,868 --> 01:52:31,704 from Salt Lake City! 4420 01:52:31,744 --> 01:52:33,914 Yeah! 4421 01:52:31,744 --> 01:52:33,914 [laughing] 4422 01:52:33,955 --> 01:52:36,917 -Yes we are. 4423 01:52:33,955 --> 01:52:36,917 -[laughs] 4424 01:52:38,168 --> 01:52:39,878 [women scream] 4425 01:52:39,920 --> 01:52:43,424 ♪ In the morning 4426 01:52:39,920 --> 01:52:43,424 don't say you love me ♪ 4427 01:52:43,465 --> 01:52:48,803 ♪ 'Cause I'll only kick you 4428 01:52:43,465 --> 01:52:48,803 out of the door ♪ 4429 01:52:48,845 --> 01:52:52,182 ♪ Stay with me... ♪ 4430 01:52:52,224 --> 01:52:54,101 [fast rock music 4431 01:52:52,224 --> 01:52:54,101 playing] 4432 01:53:03,736 --> 01:53:06,196 ♪ Measure me 4433 01:53:03,736 --> 01:53:06,196 in metered lines ♪ 4434 01:53:06,238 --> 01:53:08,532 ♪ And one decisive stare ♪ 4435 01:53:08,574 --> 01:53:10,534 ♪ The time it takes ♪ 4436 01:53:10,576 --> 01:53:14,079 ♪ To get from here 4437 01:53:10,576 --> 01:53:14,079 to there ♪ 4438 01:53:14,121 --> 01:53:16,415 ♪ My ribs that show 4439 01:53:14,121 --> 01:53:16,415 through t-shirts ♪ 4440 01:53:16,457 --> 01:53:19,167 ♪ And these shoes 4441 01:53:16,457 --> 01:53:19,167 I got for free ♪ 4442 01:53:19,209 --> 01:53:22,129 ♪ I'm unconsoled ♪ 4443 01:53:22,170 --> 01:53:24,131 ♪ I'm lonely ♪ 4444 01:53:24,172 --> 01:53:26,634 ♪ I am so much better ♪ 4445 01:53:26,675 --> 01:53:30,262 ♪ Than I used to be ♪ 4446 01:53:30,304 --> 01:53:33,474 ♪ And I'm leaning ♪ 4447 01:53:33,515 --> 01:53:36,101 ♪ On this broken fence ♪ 4448 01:53:36,143 --> 01:53:40,731 ♪ Between past 4449 01:53:36,143 --> 01:53:40,731 and present tense ♪ 4450 01:53:41,856 --> 01:53:44,568 ♪ And I'm losing ♪ 4451 01:53:44,610 --> 01:53:47,571 ♪ All those stupid games ♪ 4452 01:53:47,613 --> 01:53:49,281 ♪ That I swore ♪ 4453 01:53:49,323 --> 01:53:52,993 ♪ I'd never play ♪ 4454 01:53:53,034 --> 01:53:58,123 ♪ But it almost 4455 01:53:53,034 --> 01:53:58,123 feels okay ♪ 4456 01:54:08,175 --> 01:54:11,928 ♪ Circumnavigate 4457 01:54:08,175 --> 01:54:11,928 this body ♪ 4458 01:54:13,305 --> 01:54:15,265 ♪ Of wonder ♪ 4459 01:54:15,307 --> 01:54:17,726 ♪ And uncertainty ♪ 4460 01:54:20,145 --> 01:54:23,774 ♪ Armed with every 4461 01:54:20,145 --> 01:54:23,774 precious failure ♪ 4462 01:54:25,192 --> 01:54:29,279 ♪ And amateur cartography ♪ 4463 01:54:30,947 --> 01:54:33,659 ♪ I'm breathing deep 4464 01:54:30,947 --> 01:54:33,659 before ♪ 4465 01:54:33,701 --> 01:54:35,661 ♪ I spread those maps out ♪ 4466 01:54:35,703 --> 01:54:38,539 ♪ On my bedroom floor ♪ 4467 01:54:38,580 --> 01:54:41,249 ♪ And I'm leaning ♪ 4468 01:54:41,291 --> 01:54:44,002 ♪ On this broken fence ♪ 4469 01:54:44,044 --> 01:54:48,632 ♪ Between past 4470 01:54:44,044 --> 01:54:48,632 and present tense ♪ 4471 01:54:49,924 --> 01:54:52,511 ♪ And I'm losing ♪ 4472 01:54:52,553 --> 01:54:55,514 ♪ All those stupid games ♪ 4473 01:54:55,556 --> 01:54:57,224 ♪ That I swore ♪ 4474 01:54:57,265 --> 01:55:00,894 ♪ I'd never play ♪ 4475 01:55:00,935 --> 01:55:03,647 ♪ But it feels okay ♪ 4476 01:55:03,689 --> 01:55:06,233 ♪ And I'm leaving ♪ 4477 01:55:06,274 --> 01:55:08,902 ♪ With goodbye ♪ 4478 01:55:08,943 --> 01:55:11,946 ♪ And I'm losing ♪ 4479 01:55:11,988 --> 01:55:14,908 ♪ But I'll try ♪ 4480 01:55:14,949 --> 01:55:17,661 ♪ With the last ways left ♪ 4481 01:55:17,703 --> 01:55:20,497 ♪ To remember sing ♪ 4482 01:55:20,539 --> 01:55:25,627 ♪ My imperfect offering ♪ 4483 01:55:30,257 --> 01:55:32,384 [slow ballad playing] 4484 01:55:41,518 --> 01:55:44,438 ♪ Sailing on this boat 4485 01:55:41,518 --> 01:55:44,438 away tonight ♪ 4486 01:55:44,479 --> 01:55:47,315 ♪ Thinking I might drown 4487 01:55:44,479 --> 01:55:47,315 if the waves aren't right ♪ 4488 01:55:47,357 --> 01:55:50,235 ♪ Wind pushing me 4489 01:55:47,357 --> 01:55:50,235 from side to side ♪ 4490 01:55:50,277 --> 01:55:52,696 ♪ And I'm thinking ♪ 4491 01:55:52,738 --> 01:55:54,615 ♪ Of what I had ♪ 4492 01:55:56,408 --> 01:55:59,077 ♪ And my sweetheart ♪ 4493 01:56:02,330 --> 01:56:06,668 ♪ And my sweetheart ♪ 4494 01:56:07,711 --> 01:56:11,465 ♪ And if I never see you ♪ 4495 01:56:11,506 --> 01:56:14,301 ♪ Again ♪ 4496 01:56:14,342 --> 01:56:16,303 ♪ I just want you to know ♪ 4497 01:56:16,344 --> 01:56:18,972 ♪ What I think ♪ 4498 01:56:20,682 --> 01:56:23,477 ♪ Sunday took me out 4499 01:56:20,682 --> 01:56:23,477 for a walk in the park ♪ 4500 01:56:23,518 --> 01:56:26,897 ♪ And as the dark ran round, 4501 01:56:23,518 --> 01:56:26,897 the track lights lit up ♪ 4502 01:56:26,939 --> 01:56:29,775 ♪ People running round 4503 01:56:26,939 --> 01:56:29,775 in their shorts in the rain ♪ 4504 01:56:29,817 --> 01:56:32,319 ♪ Again ♪ 4505 01:56:32,360 --> 01:56:34,780 ♪ And again ♪ 4506 01:56:34,822 --> 01:56:39,075 ♪ Thinking that you're 4507 01:56:34,822 --> 01:56:39,075 my sweetheart ♪ 4508 01:56:41,536 --> 01:56:45,916 ♪ You're my sweetheart ♪ 4509 01:56:49,252 --> 01:56:53,256 ♪ I can hardly see 4510 01:56:49,252 --> 01:56:53,256 the road ♪ 4511 01:56:53,298 --> 01:56:56,050 ♪ But I'm gonna try ♪ 4512 01:56:56,092 --> 01:57:01,097 ♪ Yeah, I'm gonna try ♪ 4513 01:57:02,641 --> 01:57:05,519 ♪ 'Cause you're 4514 01:57:02,641 --> 01:57:05,519 my sweetheart ♪ 4515 01:57:09,063 --> 01:57:13,527 ♪ You're my sweetheart ♪ 4516 01:57:14,736 --> 01:57:18,239 ♪ And if I never see you ♪ 4517 01:57:18,281 --> 01:57:20,575 ♪ Again ♪ 4518 01:57:20,617 --> 01:57:22,953 ♪ I just want you to know ♪ 4519 01:57:22,995 --> 01:57:25,455 ♪ What I think ♪ 4520 01:57:26,957 --> 01:57:30,210 ♪ If you've got to run ♪ 4521 01:57:30,251 --> 01:57:32,629 ♪ Yeah, I'll be there ♪ 4522 01:57:32,671 --> 01:57:35,716 ♪ If you've got to run ♪ 4523 01:57:37,926 --> 01:57:39,928 [rock guitar playing] 4524 01:57:43,056 --> 01:57:46,059 ♪ Now Kiri waits it out ♪ 4525 01:57:46,100 --> 01:57:49,897 ♪ But she's only young 4526 01:57:46,100 --> 01:57:49,897 enough for some things ♪ 4527 01:57:49,938 --> 01:57:52,190 ♪ Healing the sick 4528 01:57:49,938 --> 01:57:52,190 and dumb ♪ 4529 01:57:52,232 --> 01:57:55,485 ♪ And low on the radar, 4530 01:57:52,232 --> 01:57:55,485 the smoking gun ♪ 4531 01:57:55,527 --> 01:57:59,031 ♪ We're moving fast enough 4532 01:57:55,527 --> 01:57:59,031 to function ♪ 4533 01:57:59,072 --> 01:58:01,575 ♪ Fast enough 4534 01:57:59,072 --> 01:58:01,575 to function ♪ 4535 01:58:01,616 --> 01:58:03,577 ♪ Maybe it's me ♪ 4536 01:58:03,618 --> 01:58:08,415 ♪ 'Cause I seem to think 4537 01:58:03,618 --> 01:58:08,415 in twos and threes ♪ 4538 01:58:08,456 --> 01:58:11,585 ♪ You find your open door ♪ 4539 01:58:11,626 --> 01:58:14,838 ♪ And through the skids 4540 01:58:11,626 --> 01:58:14,838 I sail ♪ 4541 01:58:14,880 --> 01:58:16,840 ♪ And keep that love ♪ 4542 01:58:16,882 --> 01:58:18,842 ♪ Underground ♪ 4543 01:58:18,884 --> 01:58:20,719 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 4544 01:58:20,761 --> 01:58:22,512 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 4545 01:58:22,554 --> 01:58:24,514 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 4546 01:58:24,556 --> 01:58:27,225 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 4547 01:58:27,267 --> 01:58:28,936 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 4548 01:58:28,977 --> 01:58:31,021 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 4549 01:58:31,063 --> 01:58:33,481 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 4550 01:58:33,523 --> 01:58:35,358 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 4551 01:58:35,400 --> 01:58:37,193 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 4552 01:58:37,235 --> 01:58:39,863 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 4553 01:58:39,905 --> 01:58:41,573 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 4554 01:58:41,615 --> 01:58:43,617 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪